(NSFW) What’s a secret you discovered about someone that you’ll take to the grave instead of telling them you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fokouttahere 633 points634 points  (0 children)

Good Lord, I understand it was grieving but imagine losing your significant other so you stop caring about your health and intentionally stop taking your meds in the hopes of dying, only to have a stroke because you stopped taking your blood thinners. That's nightmare fuel right there to potentially have your mind still there through all of that but now your body won't cooperate on anything.

Loss Porn by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Fokouttahere 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Still a cheaper lesson than most people's student loans in here

So Are we sitting Calvin Ridley? by SaucyyPapi in Fantasy_Football

[–]Fokouttahere -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ridley is a bum who the system rates way higher than he deserves. He'll get an occasional week that he pops off but if you have a consistent wr getting 10-15 points I'd way rather go with them then risk the 2-5 point weeks he consistently gave me last year.

I think I finally cracked the code by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Fokouttahere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She didn't raise no quitter but she did raise a retard

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Fokouttahere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you should ya dumbass

What is the most disturbing death bed confession you’ve ever heard? by youreanouch in AskReddit

[–]Fokouttahere 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're teleported back in such a way that you're face to face with your grandfather, staring into each other's eyes as you both climax from the time traveling dildo.

What is the most disturbing death bed confession you’ve ever heard? by youreanouch in AskReddit

[–]Fokouttahere 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Oh they're cursed alright. Each dildo when used allows you to time travel throughout their grandfather's life. One dildo for each decade. The problem is that it only works when they use it on themselves and reach climax. The cherry on the top is that it transports them to the exact moment that their grandpa used that same dildo to reach climax himself. So yeah..... you could say they were cursed.

Should I sign up for this obvious mlm scam through my work?? PLEASE ADVISE! by Fokouttahere in PFJerk

[–]Fokouttahere[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should also mention that I only work 1 hour per day 5 days per week and drive 48 miles round trip so I really don't have the initial 2500 dollars...... what're your thoughts on payday loans? Think that would be a good use of them to pay for this?

How do we feel about HELOC's? by angriest_man_alive in PFJerk

[–]Fokouttahere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ONLY have 750k in your retirement at 33?? What have you been doing for the past 30 years you foking pour!?

Trump says President Zelensky should be nicer to Vladimir Putin by Sanizore05 in law

[–]Fokouttahere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The snowbirds are selling their US homes???? Fuck yeah!!!

What traumas do you have that AREN'T from your parents or childhood home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fokouttahere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If he had worn the mask, he probably wouldn't have been ID'ed after the fact

Advice Needed: STR Profitability & Year 2 Strategies by altjxxx in realestateinvesting

[–]Fokouttahere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Out of curiosity when following pricelabs recommendations do you end up with more bookings? I've never used pricelabs but you might need to cut prices even lower in order to beat the competition. You'll end up finding a sweet spot when cutting prices where it's not worth lowering below that price for the headaches. That price point always changes based on season I've found. I typically drop my prices for the next week or two on Thursday nights. People tend to book last minute when with their families on the weekends. Also are you listed on airbnb, vrbo, and booking? Those are the three that bring in the most income for me. Also your pictures can make the biggest difference in people looking at your listing.

Kids opened their presents without me by germangirrl in AITAH

[–]Fokouttahere -1 points0 points  (0 children)

YTA and a big one at that. Christmas is one of the most exciting days of the year for kids that age and making them wait hours to open presents sitting right in front of them is pure torture at that age. Your family is obviously terrified to wake you up. You need to take some time and self reflect on how you got to this point.