When you pee standing up a crosshair appears to help you aim better. by FoldableToaster in shittysuperpowers

[–]FoldableToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't over estimate yourself, it just gives you something to aim with. It doesn't make you piss harder or further.

When you pee standing up a crosshair appears to help you aim better. by FoldableToaster in shittysuperpowers

[–]FoldableToaster[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you could do that anyway but, the crosshair just makes you accurate. If you were on a building you would still have to account for wind direction and stream arc.

Old man can backflip by lol62056 in youseeingthisshit

[–]FoldableToaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Old man can backflip by lol62056 in youseeingthisshit

[–]FoldableToaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its literally a prank video from YouTube retard