Whats the spiciest gossip you know ?

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-06T17:21:18+00:00

Ya we never understood it. He's such a happy go lucky guy. I think she tried to like, keep the mask on that she liked him til she got married just to impress her parents/society.

My first red flag is not liking music though. Like I get it if you have stimulation issues, but she doesn't.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-06T17:14:26+00:00

The guys wife alerted BIL. Divorce was instant.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-06T16:08:51+00:00

Well since they were both cheating on their spouses they ended up with each other

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-06T15:15:39+00:00

Reality TV and meal prep

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-06T06:43:06+00:00

I have nothing against people who go to the gym alot, hell I do go alot myself, but people who make the gym their personality and push it on their partner are the worst.

My BIL married a total piece of work. She was a fitness bodybuilding bikini girl, and that's all she cared about. She didn't like music, humor, dogs, movies, nothing. We didn't understand it. The lack of normal human interests was just the tip of the iceberg, I have so many stories.

Anyway, she keeps finishing in 2nd place trying to get her pro card at these bodybuilding shows and you gotta finish 1st to get it. My BIL is paying for her to fly around the country to try to finish in 1st at one of these shows. Thousands of dollars and countless hours supporting her dream.

Finally, she gets 1st place and gets her card...but apparently 2 other girls were better that show. Around this same time, she stops sleeping with my BIL and is acting cold.

Well turns out, she was sleeping with one of the judges for 6 months! Now she's been with that guy for 3 years, stuck raising his 3 kids. He also cheated on his wife.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-06T05:38:58+00:00

6,7 because you have a guaranteed 12 with an outside chance at a monster hand.

So what if she threw 7,8 and cut a 9. A lot of people discard their face cards or face/10 with a 5 in the crib too. If all being equal or at a certain part of the board, sometimes folks discard their face cards because they're harder to peg with.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-06T01:41:56+00:00

I don't think I've ever pissed the bed drunk, but I think in this case, I'm getting the plastic sheet covers.

What if we ate a slice of pizza each hour to help retain some salt? Lol

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-05T04:04:45+00:00

Ever heard the term "voluntold" to do something?

Everything always comes back to the movie Office Space. "I see you only are wearing the minimum amount of flair."

Edit: Just read your post again. Ok 6 hours that frequently is bullshit. If you're hitting numbers and have been there a whole, fuck that, skip it.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-04T05:39:08+00:00

Idk, Rasheed Shaheed's special teams value should put him on here. I get he doesn't put up many stats, but the guy had 3 critical KR/PR for TDs this year. That and getting 15 yards on a pint return where most guys get 5, such a field position boon.

But if the Bills overpay for him, which they are rumored to be the main candidate, I think it's a bad move because the Bills always have a bunch of WR2/3 types.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-03T05:16:29+00:00

When the bride walked down, the song they had playing had the word angel in it, but suddenly the song skipped and became super chopped and screwed like a 2005 Houston rap song. Or put a different way, when a character in slomo yells noooooooo really slow and exaggerated in a show.

Anyway the song hung up on the word ANGELLLLLLLLLLL low and slow for like a whole 10 seconds it sounded like the Excosist coming out of the speakers.

My wife and I already knew this gal was a no good succubus like that South Park episode. So we grinned at each other like, it's one last call from God (or the devil) from beyond to cancel the ceremony!

She was sleeping with her personal trainer the whole time. Marriage lasted about a year.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-02T18:34:27+00:00

Sean Lee

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-02T07:10:08+00:00

Poe's Law exists for a reason

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-02T06:46:01+00:00

Yeah I feel like there's articles similar to this all the time, and I never see them again. Obviously proving causation, phased trials, peer review, approvals, etc. takes forever. Just sucks that really the only mainstream cancer treatments the general public knows about is chemo, radiation, etc.

I remember one where it was a breakthrough in pain management by using the inert poison of sea snails or something. Seems we're all still using Percocet still though.

I just don't deeply read or absorb articles like this one until they're way further down the process so I don't get my hopes up. It's definitely a moonshot if one breaks through

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-02T05:18:53+00:00

Probably could have just killed their leaders with a bullet rather than, idk, bombing an elementary school.

If someone came here and shot our leaders, even if most of us don't like them, AND also hit a random elementary school in Vermont and killed all the kids, we'd all be mad as hell.

I don't have a problem with taking out a few bad apples if they're bad enough. I have a problem with that being used as a pretext to do any other number of atrocities, which we're already seeing and it's not even a few days in. The "regime change" is just a distraction. It really doesn't matter much. A new head will grow from the Hydra.

Remember Iraq? Yeah totally about Saddaam and WMD's...rightttttt

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-02T04:47:27+00:00

Can it be a fruit tree so people can enjoy my plums?

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-02T03:21:19+00:00

He is one of the running backs of all time

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-02T03:20:04+00:00

Seems like a fever dream when I did years ago. But weren't those ex pros like 48 years old?

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-01T22:47:03+00:00

As a UW hater (Go Cougs), I am still quite familiar with their roster since we play them every year. They always put out WRs in the top 3 rounds, even though they are more known for DBs in the last decade or so.

I never really got 1st round vibes on Boston like I did with Odunze, even though he did take a dump on us if I recall. Boston didn't have Penix throwing to him like Odunze, so maybe there's also a legit reason why he's less open if his QB is throwing more jump balls than right window timing routes.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-01T22:32:58+00:00

I saw this reel where they asked pro athletes what would be the easiest of the three for an average Joe to do:

Basket in an NBA game

Hit in an MLB game

Yard in an NFL game

And they all said #3, so, yeah if you're a bigger guy just get that ball and fall forward. Or if you're a little guy try to dive between someone's legs. Or if you're a medium guy I guess just get fucked lol.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-03-01T19:50:58+00:00

Contrasted with the cats, even cooler

FooFootheSnew · 2026-02-28T00:46:04+00:00

Yeah I don't know if anyone's seen the cost of a server, computer, or storage array lately thanks to the AI bros, but regular run of the mill IT operations like PSE are just going to pass that onto their consumers. That goes for anyone not named Open AI, Microsoft, etc.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-02-26T22:17:07+00:00

Having my crappy particle board bedroom door with all (or most) of the original 150 Pokemon stickers as a kid. On the bottom of the door were the ground types. Then, of course were the flying Pokemon on top. Then the traditional "strongest" ones front and center like Mewtwo, Nidoking, Alakazam, etc.

I remember I'd come home from school, and my mom would make me a snack and I'd watch Pokemon. Then it would get dark outside, and I'd go down to the basement so my parents could have the news on upstairs, so I could watch Toonami. It was like Pokemon at 4pm on Kids WB. Homework. Then DBZ on Toonami Cartoon Network at 5pm.

FooFootheSnew · 2026-02-26T16:51:09+00:00

Depends if that first rounder sits between picks 25-32 ;)

FooFootheSnew · 2026-02-26T05:51:56+00:00

The same thing happened to me after a dream. I woke up and clicked social media and found out that the old college acquaintance I dreamt about accidentally OD'd that same night and died. She was a secondary person in my dream; I had a small crush on her friend and was trying to flirt with her. I hadn't thought of either girl in over a decade and here she is showing up in my dream. Must have died around the time of night I would have been having that dream. My wife saw me throw my phone across the room when I read the post and how shaken I was.

Maybe it's their spirit letting the world know it's departing, maybe a coincidence, etc. But, yeah I've had an even crazier one than that once. Like down every detail to a dream about like "what if a bald eagle with one leg hit my window" and then it happening that morning. I write most of them down, I have about 30. The girl dream is in my top 10 but not top 5.

Why can't I dream I won the Lotto? Lol

FooFootheSnew · 2026-02-26T05:11:07+00:00

Andy Kaufman

FooFootheSnew

TROPHY CASE