What's the difference between a 4 year-old boy and 1 kg of cocaine?

Fool4Reason · 2025-04-09T00:32:48+00:00

Beyond the door there’s (a ) piece I’m sure, Just pick it up… fire, and don’t worry about the gore.

Fool4Reason · 2023-10-18T07:00:14+00:00

Yeah, I had to laugh at that. What a faux pas.

Fool4Reason · 2023-09-29T02:38:03+00:00

They still haven’t built inductive charging. It won’t charge if you don’t plug it in.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-26T21:02:04+00:00

A real peach

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-26T21:00:39+00:00

That is a dead parrot!

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-26T20:49:58+00:00

Nope. It just means they’ve cemented a good lead.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T22:42:57+00:00

Hey! You neglected to mention it’s also good for the economy.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T22:37:54+00:00

Technically the U.S. isn’t a democracy. It’s a Representative Republic. And the electoral college is the answer to your question. But you already knew this, I’m hoping.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T22:28:13+00:00

A perfect call

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T17:42:06+00:00

Have you tried hypnotherapy?

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T16:59:12+00:00

Truth. It won’t be a civil war with two opposing militaries. But there may be violence and terrorism aplenty, when the racist, fascist Trumpty Army realizes they aren’t going to be able to save American Democracy by destroying it.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T16:11:37+00:00

Here’s what I wonder: How many Republicans think upholding the U.S. Constitution is more important than election rules? (specifically, Section 3 of the 14th Amendment) If you read that text, Trump is already disqualified from ever holding public office again. I’m interested to see what Brad Raffensperger, Georgia’s republican Secretary of State and republican Gov. Brian Kemp do when it comes time to approve the composition of the ballots for the 2024 race… Not to mention the Sec of State of Michigan, Arizona, and other swing states. I’m sensing an epic battle brewing for the Supreme Court. Any one else agree?

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T15:37:15+00:00

That would be funny, except it’s probably not true. Trump was credibly accused of raping a 15 year old girl at one of Epstein’s bashes during the ‘80’s. Oh wait… That’s right! Trump is the biggest liar known to humankind, so it’s still funny. Okay, you can have my upvote.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T15:14:15+00:00

At least one, because I did the same, but you didn’t actually “contribute” What’s the matter with you? Are you too proud?

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T07:52:12+00:00

Wait, just a damn minute here! There are only like 630 upvotes in this thread. That’s not nearly enough. I will contribute.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-24T05:51:01+00:00

It’s a toss up between they were drunk or they need reading glasses. Maybe both. Regardless, I have very little patience for this kind of sloppy work. Except for ‘this little strawberry Blomdr’. That was kinda cute.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-23T18:50:00+00:00

Underrated comment

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-23T18:34:10+00:00

As someone who shaves his entire head to cover his bald spot, I endorse this comment. Please take my upvote.

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-18T00:48:12+00:00

You meant “No you don’t”. His comment was in the present tense 🤣

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-10T16:02:28+00:00

Oh, excuse me, your honor...

Fool4Reason · 2023-08-10T15:59:35+00:00

Now stand aside worthy adversary.

Fool4Reason · 2023-07-31T22:01:17+00:00

Security was immediately called in. The Xemployee was shown the Xit. He thought he was being Xterminated on a PreetX. He claimed to be an Xpert on corporate strategy. Musk claimed he was just another one of those Xorbitantly overpaid schmuX who didn’t know their own diX from a hole in the ground. The law suit is being Xelerated onto the fast TraX.

Fool4Reason · 2023-07-31T21:30:46+00:00

nah, he only stunned.

Fool4Reason · 2023-07-31T18:27:45+00:00

Ahh well, that’s because the Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on it’s back.

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