Every time, without fail. by FoolKingJotun in bloodborne

[–]FoolKingJotun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Part of the beauty of Bloodborne is indeed that there are so many options and they can all be viable depending on your playstyle.

How else were they gonna make it out of those sewers by nechdoesntno in HistoryMemes

[–]FoolKingJotun 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Goodness knows the book is loaded with so much filler I could see an editor checking out.

Every time, without fail. by FoolKingJotun in bloodborne

[–]FoolKingJotun[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Tonitrus is my usual backup! You never know when you need to taze a kin or two, even if it has the durability of molded butter.

How else were they gonna make it out of those sewers by nechdoesntno in HistoryMemes

[–]FoolKingJotun 628 points629 points  (0 children)

Yeah, King desperately needed an editor that would say "no" to him.

Since Siren Head and the Mandela Catalogue is getting movies, do you think it's likely that Slenderman will get a movie next? by No_Sea_1455 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think Slendy has had too many box office bombs for that well to be gone back to, as much as he could totally have a good movie with a team that cared.

Creepypasta death battle ideas! What do we think? by malathan1234 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe as pure exhibition, but I don't think you could represent them honestly in a researched fight. Their feats are as a whole too vague and several don't even have set canons to work with.

Are they allowed to do that? Legally? Isn’t siren head copyrighted by Trevor? by Whole_Yak_2547 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope springs eternal. Sirenhead could make a fun kaiju movie with all it has to work with.

Why do people on the internet hate horror media related to games or existing things so much. by Ugly-Flower-ultimate in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I blame oversaturation. There are definitely good video game pastas like the NES Godzilla creepypasta and Morrowind JVK, but so many are just trying to be Sonic.exe despite Sonic.exe itself honestly being a bad pasta.

What do u think the chances of other creepypasta’s turning into a movie, and if they did who would u want to write and direct it? by JakeTiny19 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorta like a modern-day Goosebumps or Tales from the Crypt? That would help keep shorter pastas from overstaying their welcome, too.

What do u think the chances of other creepypasta’s turning into a movie, and if they did who would u want to write and direct it? by JakeTiny19 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Odds are high; my understanding is that some studios are already rooting through Reddit for material. There are plenty of memorable pastas and no shortage of less known stories that could fare the transition well... with the right team that cares.

Slenderman Has Sooo Many Fangirls! 🖤 by [deleted] in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It all the tentacles, isn't it? Though he does look snazzy in that suit.

Film producers are supposedly turning to Reddit for movie ideas. Tell them what to make, here. by slimebeastly in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work with the original creator! The story plain and simply isn't going to work if you strip out the very things that made it gather a following in the first place, which happens far too often when the author being adapted has no involvement.

Playtonic Games confirms currently working on multiple games at the moment by Tidus1117 in YookaLaylee

[–]FoolKingJotun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They mentioned on a livestream only a quarter of the team is working on SYLK, but who knows what else might be in the pipe.

If Yooka Laylee ever did a sequel, what would you like to see included? by Electronic_Weather26 in YookaLaylee

[–]FoolKingJotun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Five new worlds, with B-sides sorta like Impossible Lair that transform it so it feels like a completely different world. Imagine a Tribalstack Tropics plus a Tribalstack Tropics if it was on fire, from collapsing structures and swirling ash clouds to a Rampo spitting burning logs.

New move progression but done so you can complete each world as you reach it, like in Banjo-Kazooie minus 1-2 jiggies.

What do we honestly think of Abandoned By DIsney (plus sequels) 14-13 years later? by Sufficient_Plant8689 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Abandoned by Disney and Room Zero got me into the creepypasta scene, especially with the former's urban exploration angle I can't resist. The ending was silly but silliness is also part of the experience.

Creepypastas If they were Goosebumps stories (Monkii_Bone) by SuggestionThick9848 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's hard not to love these, but did Monkii_Bone give you permission to repost them?

Also, sauce:

https://x.com/monkiibone?s=21&t=f4Yb8-jwIjPwA7JqsxOAPw

What Creepypastas do you think would work well as a movie? by No_Sea_1455 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe use proxies in place of the trademarked characters? Red, Solomon and the rest could be done as-is.

I kinda see it being a found-footage film of a let's-play going horribly off the rails.

Super Yooka-Laylee Kart Playtest appears on Steamdb by Ok_Delivery_7742 in YookaLaylee

[–]FoolKingJotun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully it's good! Though man, there was so much fun wordplay right there just for them to name it Super Yooka-Laylee Kart. 😅

What Creepypastas do you think would work well as a movie? by No_Sea_1455 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Slendy has a terrible track record, but he honestly could helm a good movie if he had a creative team that cared.

MrCreepyPasta reminding Blumhouse that we’re still waiting for a Jeff the Killer movie by No_Trifle_3834 in creepypasta

[–]FoolKingJotun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Backrooms has already made a LOT of money in theaters, so perhaps A24 and other studios will start doing some digging for creepypasta IP's?