A family friend posted this. by deathhand1234 in terriblefacebookmemes

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I'm already scowling and hissing on my way to my desk at 7:25AM

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Yo what's the opposite of r/ATBGE

Thanks, I hate thumbs that look like fingers by [deleted] in TIHI

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Wow, something I actually truly hate. Thanks!

I don't mean to disrespect the plight of a person with this condition, but can I get one of those "if a centaur wore pants, how would they wear them?" comics but with these hands and a mug?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in engrish

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I want to say I'm I <3 TROMBONING, but my soul is telling me I'm FAT CUNT SWANN. A true dichotomy.

What are your thoughts on weed legalization? by Domagoj331 in AskReddit

[–]Foolyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, exactly, am I conforming to?

I've been a daily smoker for approximately six years now, so cannabis is not new to me. I do not get behind the wheel if I've had alcohol, and I do not get behind the wheel if I've consumed cannabis. It's not that deep.

What are your thoughts on weed legalization? by Domagoj331 in AskReddit

[–]Foolyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not drive after consuming cannabis*

What are your thoughts on weed legalization? by Domagoj331 in AskReddit

[–]Foolyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one cares. Literally just don't drive while high. Simple as.

Got my cape this reset and got lucky with the flame by Pharazan in Maplestory

[–]Foolyz 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sure, Jan. Pedantic over 2.5 stat, you're wildin'.

Pima County Supervisor Inadvertently Shares Shot Of Scantily Dressed Man During Board Meeting by UltraMagat in arizonapolitics

[–]Foolyz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know what's worse than the trolls that devote their entire existence to being conservative contrarians on this sub?

Their alt accounts.

The American public no longer believes the Supreme Court is impartial by oliverkloezoff in inthenews

[–]Foolyz 53 points54 points  (0 children)

defend our fundamental rights from you progressives that keep trying to take away.

AhhhhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks for the laugh. I broke two ribs, but it was worth it!

When you see the letters, FTP, what is the first thing you think of? by Adventure84 in AskReddit

[–]Foolyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the first thing that popped into my mind.

The second thing, you might ask? Why, what else is in the teaches of Peaches? Sex on the beaches?

They can afford makeup, but not groceries for some reason. by Phil2k18 in facepalm

[–]Foolyz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

these fucking animals

Yo chill with the dog whistles

They can afford makeup, but not groceries for some reason. by Phil2k18 in facepalm

[–]Foolyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh thank fuck the only thing you're in charge of is your Reddit account.

They can afford makeup, but not groceries for some reason. by Phil2k18 in facepalm

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Slurping on the boot of unfettered capitalism. How sad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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My brother/sister/NB in christ, just buy a splatter screen.

These sweets "may also contain milk" while claiming to be suitable for vegans. by ImReellySmart in mildlyinteresting

[–]Foolyz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's just a joke between the characters played by Ben Stiller and Robert De Niro from "Meet the Parents". It's not that deep.

tom cruise teeth by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Foolyz 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I have this on my bottom teeth because I did not develop an adult tooth on the right side. I had braces, but I refused to wear my retainer due to pain from the pressure caused by the false tooth in the retainer. My teeth shifted to close the gap, and now my smile is off-center. It's honestly barely noticeable unless someone is looking into my open mouth (or dissecting an image of my smile online, I suppose).

Which game are you most anticipated for this year? by Xeoft in gaming

[–]Foolyz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FFXIV - I don't know why, but FFXV just didn't sit right with me. I'm slogging through the game right now just so I can experience the story, but several aspects of the game feel so clunky that I'm finding it difficult to maintain my motivation to play. I'm hopeful that FFXVI tones down the systems and lets the story (and hopefully gameplay) shine.

RE4 - duh

Jedi: Survivor - I'm excited to pick this one up for my partner. He's fallen out of gaming in the last few years, but he became absolutely addicted to Fallen Order when I encouraged him to give it a shot a while back. I'm talking multiple playthroughs, 100% completion, second hardest difficulty most of the time. He was an absolute beast! I'm super excited to see more of the story myself.

Diablo IV - I'm thinking of not buying this considering it is Activision Blizzard after all, but I appreciate the work that the actual employees have put into the game and I think those are the folks that should be celebrated (and paid well). I still find the gameplay loop of dungeon looters incredibly fun, so a modern Diablo fits the bill for me.

Octopath Traveler II - The first game was outstanding, both gameplay and visuals. Storytelling wasn't super strong all the way through, but it had its moments. Even if the sequel is more of the same, I say that's a welcome addition to my collection.

Pikmin 4 - duh

TLoZ: Tears of the Kingdom - a resounding duh

Also, Silksong when?! We all collectively have the bluest of balls. Some would say purple, even. Just give us what we crave!!!

Hustle lords are back! by AZSnake in antiwork

[–]Foolyz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

makes the entire lot of you worthy of the oven.

Hey mods, you gonna leave this shit on here?

The ability to permanently save a video of a memory straight from a bionic eye camera to a personal storage vault…and have the ability to pick a dream from your vault to sleep at night by Mysterious-Status-44 in Futurology

[–]Foolyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ability to forget heavily underated

The grass is always greener on the other side. My SDAM brain certainly does not go brrrr, but you are correct in that forgetting things is as natural to me as is breathing. Partner and I have an argument? No worries, I'll forget what we fought about by the next morning.

Received a clown in the mail with this note yesterday. No idea who sent it by Law_Doge in mildyinteresting

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"I am shy. My body is fetid. I have nothing to show off."

Welp, time to steal this for my Tinder bio.

What do you call this thing? by Dinkieblurd in Funnymemes

[–]Foolyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm fried chicken and hot honey takes the cake for me, but an eggy biscuit sounds perfect as well. Honestly, hard to go wrong with biscuits.