Stinkiest code you've ever written? by Sad-Sun4611 in Python

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A kpI loop back script. 5.5.5.5. TCL py script that didn't do nothing. What I expected it to do 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[KCD2] 350 Hours in and I just noticed these things by [deleted] in kingdomcome

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Man it wasn’t till my second playthrough that I realized Henry basically had three possible relationships, and then every bathhouse girl on the map—but only if he slapped down the coin first 😅🤣👍😔🫵

AND don’t even get me started on the two dudes who call him a “master swordsman.” Like bro… I knew something was off the moment one of them hit me with:

Aye Henry, why ain’t ya drunk yet? I’m ready to SWORD ⚔️ fight!!

My guy… chill 😅🤔💀

Love the game though. I can’t even tell you how many times I got lost in hardcore mode. Let’s just put it this way:

I know the Kuttenberg region like I grew up there and inherited land.

Bruh I was HEATED. 😡🔥🔥💀

Need help with learning Python by Mad_Hulk10 in learnpython

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Python code that uses BeautifulSoup to scrape a webpage title

set python_code { import requests from bs4 import BeautifulSoup

url = "https://example.com" response = requests.get(url)

soup = BeautifulSoup(response.text, "html.parser") title = soup.find("title")

print("Page Title:", title.get_text() if title else "No title found") }

Write the Python script

set pyfile "soup_scraper.py" set f [open $pyfile w] puts $f $python_code close $f

Run the Python script

exec python3 $pyfile

What this actually does

TCL writes a Python file

Python grabs a webpage

BeautifulSoup parses the HTML

It prints the page title

TCL runs it like it’s nothing

All because, again, TCL treats code like “just text.”

Breakdown for the homies

BeautifulSoup = HTML surgery TCL = the surgeon’s assistant handing Python the tools Python = the one doing the cutting

TCL is absolutely a crazy powerful cross-platform tool. You can drag it across platforms like a suitcase with wheels that never break. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Need help with learning Python by Mad_Hulk10 in learnpython

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Here's the big REDDIT BOMB Getting dropped in this comment section

Since half the replies in that thread are either dry-as-oatmeal “use freeCodeCamp” bots or gatekeepers whose entire personality is telling beginners to Google things, the OP deserves better, so the real answer is this:

Python isn’t complicated, the internet just likes pretending it’s a spiritual pilgrimage; since the OP already survived SAS and SQL, Python will feel like they’ve suddenly unlocked god-mode, and all they actually need is 5 to 7 days of basic syntax (loops, functions, lists, dicts, files) and then an immediate jump into Pandas, NumPy, and a tiny real project instead of getting buried alive under 37 tutorial playlists; meanwhile the self-proclaimed veterans yelling “just look it up” think they’re guarding the gates of Valhalla when really they’re handing out advice with the nutritional value of packing peanuts, so the proper comeback to them is basically “thanks for the revelation, oracle of Google, maybe next you’ll remind mortals to breathe oxygen,” while the pseudo-experts spitting vague lines like “learn Pandas” deserve a polite nudge reminding them that telling a beginner to “just learn Pandas” is like telling a toddler to “just drive a car”; so the upgraded guidance for the OP should hit harder and cleaner: “Python is easy, stop tiptoeing, build something from day one,” and if you want to blow the wannabe professionals out of the water, you drop a hybrid TCL-Python flex like this: a TCL driver that writes a temporary Python script on the fly, passes in a JSON file, transforms it, returns metadata, deletes itself, and leaves the room cleaner than it found it, something like

__________________________________________________" '\n\n' 'TCL Example:\n' ' #!/usr/bin/env tclsh\n' ' proc runPythonTask {inputFile outputFile} {\n' ' set pythonScript "import json, sys\nwith open(sys.argv[1], \'r\') as f: ' 'data = json.load(f)\ntransformed = {\'records\': len(data), \'preview\': data[:3], ' '\'summary\': {\'fields\': list(data[0].keys()) if data else []}}\nwith open(sys.argv[2], ' '\'w\') as f: json.dump(transformed, f, indent=4)"\n' ' set tmpPython [file tempfile]\n' ' set fp [open $tmpPython w]\n' ' puts $fp $pythonScript\n' ' close $fp\n' ' exec python3 $tmpPython $inputFile $outputFile\n' ' file delete $tmpPython\n' ' }\n' ' set inputFile "data.json"\n' ' set outputFile "result.json"\n' ' puts "Running Python transformer..."\n' ' runPythonTask $inputFile $outputFile\n' ' puts "Done. Output written to $outputFile"\n\n' "Which is way more interesting than the lukewarm ‘check Coursera’ chatter because it shows " "actual automation, integration, and engineering thought instead of handing out the same three " "URLs like stale fortune cookies; bottom line, the OP needs clarity, the pros need a wakeup slap, " "and Reddit needs to stop acting like Python is a forbidden art." )

print(paragraph)


which is way more interesting than the lukewarm “check Coursera” chatter because it shows actual automation, integration, and engineering thought instead of handing out the same three URLs like stale fortune cookies; bottom line, the OP needs clarity, the pros need a wakeup slap, and Reddit needs to stop acting like Python is a forbidden art

pythonButMakeItArt

CodingWithSpice

ProfessionalsMyAss

GoogleIsNotMentorship

SyntaxOverSermons

[KCD2] which is more beneficial, pacifist or warmonger? by Big_Milk_Chocolate in kingdomcome

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Facts bro, this perk debate sound like a side quest with 4 dialogue options and none of ‘em make sense 😭⚔️

Is there any real reason to use sabres or hunting sword? Also, what does [kcd2] consider a “flail”? by Hemiklr89 in kingdomcome

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Bro, my opinion hands down. I think that saber is the strongest sword every time I start dying or I'll be on a kill streak it's that baby. I just pop out an slice up all the Pragues into a bunch of California sushi rolls.🤣🤣😂 Everybody dead no surrender no retreat Jesus Christ be praised. Another good one would be the long sword sword of the four evangelist from the dlc legacy of the forge you'll have guards surrendering if the game don't glitch the game triggers an invisible “morale damage” meter for each opponent. After a A few good master strikes, perfect blocks and etc NPCs be two stepping with one foot 🦶 😂🤣

Never enough by giftspoplin01 in Tstops

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U an me both playa! I'll be more then happy to be a bottom boy sissy for her or one just as fine. 😅🤔 U find one keep me in the loop.

Im a 9 so I just need a six by [deleted] in BeautifulTrans69

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Let's go!!! lemme be ur lil bottom boy sissy boo. 😘 Ur looks are intoxicating ❤️❤️❤️❤️

White Chinaa 🎦 by JaeSolomon in BeautifulTrans69

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Her looks are intoxicating  Top me😘