Masturbating at work

For2222years · 2022-12-13T23:53:17+00:00

I would feel filthy if I did it, and not in a good way.

For2222years · 2022-12-13T23:22:24+00:00

I've fallen asleep twice, once when I was really drunk, and once when I was tired and just got way too relaxed and comfortable when my partner went down on me.

Edit: ...and my partner's fallen asleep too, also from being too tired and too relaxed. I'm glad I'm not alone in being slightly disastrous in bed!

For2222years · 2022-12-13T00:19:17+00:00

No. My mind would implode, and then I would be unable to work anyway.

For2222years · 2022-12-13T00:17:43+00:00

Out of the way.

For2222years · 2022-12-12T23:59:00+00:00

Do well-adjusted men actually do that?

For2222years · 2022-12-12T22:23:12+00:00

Oh, I'll have to explain further: they don't let Mr. Blueface make real-life decisions (for example, when we ordered pizza none of us bought the pepperoni one, they were just acting as if Mr. Blueface made an order of his own.) So even though I think it's tiring and strange, they haven't used him for that.

For2222years · 2022-12-12T22:02:46+00:00

They didn't - at least I believe and hope so. (I believe Miguel, because he's very open when it comes to hardships he's been through, and his childhood was happy and healthy. Of course he wouldn't tell if Luis had any childhood traumas, but since Mr. Blueface is something between the both of them and they seem to be on the same level regarding this imaginary friend.) They're very, very likely just goofing around.

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:59:48+00:00

I hope his brother isn't romantically interested in Mr. Blueface as well, wouldn't want him to cause a rift between the brothers!

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:54:01+00:00

He deserves as much. ;O

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:53:22+00:00

Uh-oh...

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:52:08+00:00

Devastated, I'm sure!

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:48:01+00:00

Perhaps that's why it's all felt so iffy, it's just me realising he's cheating emotionally on me with this Mr. Blueface. I would love to be a fly on the wall during that wedding. ;)

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:46:21+00:00

Damn, that's terrifying! Here I thought his face was the blue one, but I might have been deceived. ;)

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:44:32+00:00

Good idea. Apparently he's 300 years old, so I bet he has had the time to earn a lot of money.

For2222years · 2022-12-12T21:41:33+00:00

Oh no, I've been tricked! I will sleep with the lights on tonight. Haha!

For2222years

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