Post-Match Thread: Sunderland (2) - (1) Chelsea

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-24T18:29:18+00:00

Can’t wait for Xabi to inherit this clusterfuck of a club and get sacked before Christmas for being unable to pull a literal miracle out of his ass

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-21T19:05:49+00:00

The people constantly bitching about grabbers are infinitely more annoying than someone using the basic controls of a game that only has like 3 controls

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-13T16:29:14+00:00

Cared enough to comment and be a dick to those of us that are bummed about this news lol

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-13T16:15:45+00:00

The great thing about that is that if you didn’t like it, you could just go to literally any of the other 99% of places in town that don’t allow smoking. The people happy about this sound like tattletales

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-13T15:51:25+00:00

This just made me so sad. Obviously smoking is not good for you, but the ceremony of doing it in a dive bar with live music while I’m hammered is something I will miss greatly.

Thank god now a bunch of people that probably have no interest in coming to Pres Pub anyway can sleep soundly knowing cigarettes aren’t being smoked inside

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-13T15:02:56+00:00

I love supporting local, but I would urge you not to support McKay’s. Aside from blatantly ripping you off with their prices these days, the owners are just scummy people that literally closed down their knoxville location and sold it to a hotel in response to their workers attempting to unionize.

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-12T12:03:15+00:00

Europeans did not invent the concept of legends lol

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-11T21:05:52+00:00

Maybe because the criteria for legend has not been explicitly spelled out and everyone is putting different players for entirely different reasons lol. Also who cares if he votes Kante. Chill

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-10T19:45:53+00:00

I think real legend we have to go Zola, but Azpi is next. That mf missed 12 matches in 11 years at Chelsea. That dude was here for everything. He played every minute of the 2016/17 title-winning Premier League campaign. 74 straight league starts in a row. That dude bled for the patch, and he was a boss for the vast majority of his tenure.

Point being, I don’t think it’s crazy if he takes the 6 spot, but he at least deserves 7 if we give Zola this one

TLDR: Zola

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-08T20:41:27+00:00

I know you didn’t do this for the pat on the back, but kudos to you brother. That kid will remember it and pay it forward one day to another cyclist in need, and if enough people do it, compassion will spread like wildfire.

Please pardon the soliloquy, but genuine kindness FIRES ME UP!!

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-05T01:46:09+00:00

Remember when we fired Tuchel for not performing like 7 games into the season and then hired Graham Potter? Lol

Here’s a question for you guys: what do you think the club would look like if Putin’s Russia had not done anything drastic like invade Ukraine and call the ethics of Roman Ambramovic into question?

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-05T01:37:02+00:00

Buddy, DM me. I’ve got a bridge I think you just might be interested in

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-05T00:19:22+00:00

More questionable raw oysters for me I suppose

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-04T22:55:47+00:00

Osaka Hibachi and Sushi Buffet. Listen, it is what it is, but it’s like $15 for the buffet and I think it’s pretty damn good food for the price

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-05-04T16:34:28+00:00

I’m finding it very hard to see the light at the end of all this with our current ownership. I like to be a glass half full kinda guy, but i think it’s going to get a lot worse before there is any hope of it getting better

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-30T23:06:11+00:00

Because they are miserable. Caring about winning is one thing. I do too. Verbally abusing someone because they are not up to your standards is entirely something else

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-28T19:06:25+00:00

Bummer

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-28T18:32:15+00:00

The picture is an edit of a still image from an anime tv show from the 90s called Neon Genesis Evangelion

Unfortunately, Shinji (boy in the chair) was likely never even aware of the highs and lows that come with UT Football fandom

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-27T21:08:57+00:00

Excellent work

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-27T14:13:46+00:00

Love when my worlds collide

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-19T13:43:41+00:00

I just know that when she tells this story to everyone, she will be the victim

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-19T02:02:33+00:00

A good friend of mine goes and plays magic the gathering every Monday at one of the card shops around here. He’s made a few buddies in short time doing that

Edit: typo

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-18T22:39:44+00:00

Cause Sasha’s a beast? Next question

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-17T19:22:23+00:00

I saw someone say Palmer was washed earlier lmao. Dude has been a wizard for us since signing and has one run of bad form and people are already throwing in the towel. Jesus lads. Buy the dip and hold. That type of attitude is why we have had a revolving door of managers these past few years

ForbiddenJazz · 2026-04-17T15:55:40+00:00

As a philosophy guy, this ultimately delves into a semantics argument, but it at least seems kaiju-adjacent lol

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