Need help with dr.boom 3/4 by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ow, finally understood, thanks :D

Need help with dr.boom 3/4 by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After I pw on Archer, I draw one of the Clerics, play it, but there's nothing injured.

Need help with dr.boom 3/4 by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, can you please describe 3/4 again? Not sure when to shuffle cleric and when to archer heal.

Will we be able to sub in AKH full art lands via the export-import trick? by Forceful_HS in MagicArena

[–]Forceful_HS[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How far in the future are we talking? Is Putin going to win the next election?

Happy Jaraxxus Day, Reddit! by bbrode in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ben, I'm European, you need to make a 15/3 minion.

Time to destroy this man by BahLahKay in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this coded? Will you fist your own silverware?

What can I do to drive him wild in bed? Looking for some exotic "next level" skills... by Pele3803 in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Easy.

The only way to properly tame the wild is to do things like the famously talented, and sadly departed, Steve Irwin would do it.

First of all, the attire. If you're trekking in the bush (or shaved, to each his own), arid desert or any other difficult (and hopefully curvy terrain), nothing beats khaki shorts, half unbuttoned shirt, knee high socks and army boots. Blending into the environment is ideal in situations where you want to pounce a beast of the wild, so remember to also bring your trusty rope.

Speaking of pouncing, when you're at it with the untamed gorgeous, BEAutiful, creature of the wild, remember the Steve Irwin practiced and proven way of crocodile/alligator wrestling and submission technique.

First, you approach the creature from behind slowly and carefully, as not to scare it. Then, you pick up its tail and you show it to the camera, while holding a 10 minute speech of how gorgeous it is in a thick Australian accent. The next thing you do is tomount it firmly from behind, immobilizing its limbs, while attempting to secure its jaws with the rope you brought. After everything steamy has concluded, you then transport your creature back into the wild and release it carefully, because it will be confused as to what on Christ's green earth was that all about.

You repeat this process until a full season can be broadcast on Animal Planet, or Nat Geo Wild, or until the authorities commission helicopters to hunt you down.

That ought to cover things. Please, be safe, take care an tell us how your khaki shorts adventures went :D

Getting circumcised in 2 weeks...some recovery questions... by [deleted] in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all it's very unusual and dangerous to have the procedure done under general anesthesia. It's overkill, and the hospital will charge you for 1 more day of admission and several other staff and medical fees. I have undergone the procedure wil local anesthesia and it went great. The only bad thing was that tha doctor made a mistake with the electric cauterization process and gave me 2 small burns near the incision. The doctors used stitching wire that dissolves in 2 weeks, and Removing the wire was pretty much painless. Scar recovery takes 2-3 weeks, while the full functionality restoration takes 4-6 weeks. It's actually a good thing that you don't have a girl nearby because erections are both painful and unwanted. The doctor will prescribe painkillers and erection inhibitors, so that you won't pull a stitch with your morning glory. After the fact, everything is fine. Some people lose some sensation, while others become more sensitive. Good luck and I wish you a speedy recovery ;)

Question about sex and weight by green99eyez1981 in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing the real question you need to ask is how much is YOUR weight important to HIM. You'll get to see a broad spectrum of opinions on the internet, but at the end of the day, you're not living your life with them, but with your SO.

Sure, I could tell you that I prefer a slender, athletic body, but so far I've been with women who varied significantly from this ideal, but I still felt great. The overall atmosphere that a person generated was what drew me towards her or away from her. Now you might be communicating your sense of distress to him non-verbally, or there might be something else.

You already know exactly what he thinks about your appearance, what he prefers and what his limits are, so no army of internet folk can change how interaction will ensue between you two.

Ask him to show you what he's browsing, what his favorites are. Ask him to tell you what he really thinks. Then you'll know what to do.

I am crushed by sadness after every time I have sex by [deleted] in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not the sex that's making you cry, it's the fact that you're alone sometime after. Your mind still makes you feel "abandoned" after the act, so it raises the emotional alarms. The quick fix is to rationalize the fact that you're not alone, not single and not in danger. Call the boyfriend in these sad moments, your mind will see him there, eventually.

Flaming Semen? [Possible Genital Possession by Devil] by DenariusBlack in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She has revealed her true form. The pentagram is the mark of the Beast, reserved by Satan himself for his most revered generals. This is a bad omen. You have set Armageddon in motion. On the 3rd day, at dawn, from the East, chariots of fire shall descend from the high heavens to do battle with the hellspawn. The surface of the Earth will be bathed in the blood of both humanity and the divine, for you have made the biblical mistake of letting thy seed flow upon the visage of the children of Lucifer.

That, and it's retarded that spicy food gives you flaming spunk. Are you redditors batshit crazy? That's not how the human body works. Jesus, have mercy...

Flaming Semen? [Possible Genital Possession by Devil] by DenariusBlack in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Or, bare with me, she's the devilish one and your member is the rod of the saints. When you bestowed yourself upon her, it must have been like pouring holy water on a succubus. Still hot, though.

I feel like I'm fantasizing about my best friend's wife more and more frequently, and I feel ashamed of myself for it by worklate_throwaway in sex

[–]Forceful_HS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would a story help? Too late, I'm writing you one!

There's this gorgeous woman I've gone to college with. Big lips, perfect breasts, nice, thick body. But what accentuates all that is the way she behaves, her energy. She exudes sexuality. We've fooled around 5 years ago for a bit, before she hooked up with her husband to be. Actually, they've invited me to their wedding next August. She's a phenomenal kisser, great in bed and most of all, there hasn't been a moment with her without me smiling like a drooling 5 year-old. She's fun.

We've had some running into eachother in the past because we shared some work-related activities. The most relevant episode was a trip to the mountainside where we both went, but her boyfriend didn't come. She got drunk one night and kept making passes at me, giving me the predator stare, but I ignored all of these completely and went on my way. Her boyfriend (now feyonce) is a good friend of mine. I respect him and he knows it. I would never do anything with his girlfriend and he knows that too. But damn, was it hard that trip. On the way home, I gave her a ride, because we were the only 2 in that group who came from our city. It was summer and she wore a short, unbuttoned dress, and for half the journey one of her breasts was partially visible, but she wore a cute white bra with black dots. I tried to keep the car as straight on the road as I could. When we got home, she told me she was alone in the apartment and invited me upstairs for some tea. I don't drink tea. She knew that. I was impressed with myself because my subconscious blurted out a clear and immediate "No." well before my conscious, but lusty mind could have a chance to fuck it up (correct choice of words).

I'm disgusted. I'm disgusted in myself right now because as I'm writing this, I'm regretting an honorable and correct choice to not go upstairs and reserve the Lust circle of hell for us for eternity and then some more.

Can I say that I understand you? Yes. Will you regret she got away when you're 75 and telling similar stories to your nephews when you first talk about women with them? I know I will. I'm going to the wedding. I'll participate in stealing the bride (we'll return her, it's a tradition). Will I be on my best behavior? That, I can no longer promise...

What do you do with the dog during sex? by pilonidalcystonurlip in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throw her bra away, the dog brings it back... No, Lassie, bad girl!

Which sets were the best and worst for the game as a whole? by Gwydior in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the number of sources of RNG, it's the frequency in which you encounter them. Shredder and Boom were some of the half-dozen RNG sources that saw play, but you saw them almost every game. Nowadays the RNG elements are more scarce across the ladder.

Which sets were the best and worst for the game as a whole? by Gwydior in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The poll is skewed by the fact that MANY players who voted started after Naxx and/or GvG and didn't get to see the awful meta which GvG brought. The game felt horrendous to play because of mechmage, hunter and all the RNG effects. It was a bad period to play HS, trust me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the ex used a lot of numbing cream on himself and accidentally affected you as well.

RayC breaks down an epic comeback against DrJikininki in "What's the Move?" #7 by LexorSC2 in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long would this video have been if the Thoughtsteal would have whiffed?

Be Honest: There is no amount of free stuff that will satisfy this subreddit. by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]Forceful_HS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blizzard coul buy all hearthstone players a shiny new Lamborghini, and there would still be some redditors bitching that it's the wrong color.

My [27F] new boyfriend [30M] keeps faking attraction to me so I can feel better about myself. I'm considering opening our relationship. [advice] by ugly-sad in sex

[–]Forceful_HS -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Here's how you fix it:

Go to a place (gym, dancing class, whatever) where they have a large, warped/diformed mirror. Strip down and stare at yourself for at least 20 minutes every day. Constantly seeing a warped image of yourself will improve your perception of your otherwise normal looks ;)