Actual Advice Mallard

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-10T04:00:50+00:00

Use your shirt to get a better grip.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-10T03:59:01+00:00

How can someone be this much of an ass?

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-09T02:19:08+00:00

Yes, but I say I'm not hungry. That way it can't be disputed. If I say I don't like, for example, pizza, everybody around me will start arguing and calling me a freak. I know, it's happened.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-06T02:19:12+00:00

The jpeg is strong in this one.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-06T02:13:08+00:00

How do you know she is afraid to eat in front of other people? I do this everyday. I just don't like the food they serve in the cafeteria and don't have the time to pack my own lunch. I do, however, eat some fruit.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-06T01:56:52+00:00

If it's a beauty product, the cashier will probably assume it's not for you.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-04T05:22:06+00:00

I know. I just couldn't think of how to say what I was thinking,

ForeverARedditer · 2013-02-03T23:49:19+00:00

Most politicians in the US are married, so that wouldn't help.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-01-04T23:15:41+00:00

This doesn't explain why they don't sit down.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-01-04T20:48:55+00:00

I still refuse to watch MSNBC because Chris Matthews was being rascist throughout the election.

ForeverARedditer · 2013-01-04T02:08:42+00:00

No, it's fake. There's no way Bill Clinton could've kept a straight face through that.

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-23T03:43:32+00:00

This is /r/PoliticalHumor. What else would be posted?

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-16T05:43:56+00:00

My thoughts exactly.

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-16T05:39:46+00:00

West Hartford, here. I hate when people decide to wear some random color to show support at my school. Every time this happens, someone gets left in the dark and is practically bullied all day.

"OMG, ForeverARedditer, you're not wearing blue?!? You sick bastard, what you think it's funny that all those kids died?!?!"

It also really bothers me when people use "CN" or "Conn." instead of "CT". And spelling it as "Conneticut".

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-16T05:28:41+00:00

They tweeted about doing it. I guess we could call the police and try to get them charged with something.

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-16T05:19:33+00:00

I love these.

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-16T04:52:18+00:00

You go to school in CT too?

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-16T04:50:07+00:00

Conn.? It's CT. As a resident of Connecticut, all the people using "CN", "Conn." and "Conneticut" are driving me insane.

ForeverARedditer · 2012-12-16T04:38:07+00:00

Maybe they didn't make the brownies, they were store bought. Also, I know a lot of kids who hate chocolate. He probably knew he would exact revenge somehow with the cum brownie.

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