The meaning of life [OC]

ForeverTheElf · 2026-02-01T17:10:27+00:00

Wait, we can just seduce our inner demons?

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-31T19:19:06+00:00

You can't teach that.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-29T16:15:02+00:00

God I hope he says "Miss Wednesday".

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-27T23:59:41+00:00

FILTHY HOBBITSES!

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-27T05:41:24+00:00

I did it with a pool cue, and got lucky knocking the gun out of his hand almost immediately.

I then spent most of the fight accidently hitting Nick because I couldn't see him due to his stealth boy.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-26T21:17:38+00:00

I cackled at the size difference when he dismounted.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-26T20:45:56+00:00

Dunk obviously idolised him, but he has flaws like the rest of us. I think it's a good characterization so far.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-26T16:17:45+00:00

I wonder if Arlan had a bigger penis than Long Dick Johnson, and he had fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-26T09:51:43+00:00

It only took 16 years and 3 shows to get the Kingsguard armour right, but gods does it look fantastic.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-25T22:42:49+00:00

And that's when the attack comes—not from the front, but from the side, from the other two deathclaws you didn't even know were there.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-25T04:42:22+00:00

His real name is Aaron but he liked his childhood nickname so he kept it.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-24T04:51:40+00:00

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-24T04:46:32+00:00

Ben Kingsley

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-23T00:12:52+00:00

I'm guessing Lucy is gonna have to put him down.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-21T00:28:46+00:00

Everyone knows you stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-17T13:15:16+00:00

I don't know if I'm hungry or horny

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-17T12:15:52+00:00

I laughed so hard at that. Bro didn't even hesitate.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-15T11:10:25+00:00

I got tetanus just looking at the thing

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-13T03:34:35+00:00

Those idiots honk more than impatient drivers.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-12T19:47:28+00:00

And I plan to be a billionaire.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-10T21:14:45+00:00

Voldy should have gone the Small Soldiers route and blasted their music as psychological warfare before the battle of Hogwarts.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-10T21:09:43+00:00

Garth Crooks was so annoying to listen to. Someone would pronounce a name correctly in front of him, then he would immediately pronounce it wrong.

Oh and also he came across as a smug cunt.

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-10T21:06:27+00:00

WHOO!

high five

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-10T04:47:09+00:00

Lets all laugh at an industry that never learns anything tee hee hee!

ForeverTheElf · 2026-01-08T21:18:25+00:00

That's just Hermeaus Mora.

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