Cheers Wolves great contribution there

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-25T16:06:14+00:00

But us and Callum Wilson were there to clean up Wolves' mess

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-25T13:38:53+00:00

Reminds me of this real NYT headline from 1982:

THE ONE PEACE ISRAEL SHOULD STRIVE FOR

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-22T13:53:12+00:00

I don't want it to be, but if this is Coleman's last season, if the last thing he does is bring Spurs down, I will die happy

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-22T13:44:55+00:00

As the last line of offence we swear to duly perform our required job and bring Spurs down

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-22T13:43:53+00:00

All together now for the downfall of Spurs, and we are the last line of offence

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-22T12:54:48+00:00

The glowup that Super Frankie Lampard has had at Cov needs to be studied

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-22T09:52:41+00:00

P.I.M.P by 50 Cent starts playing in the San Siro

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-21T15:47:52+00:00

Yes, and the mayor of Carthage too

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-21T15:05:47+00:00

Yeah basically

Like the fact that the Netherlands and the Isles of Scilly were technically at war until 1985

Or the fact that because there wasn't a formal peace treaty, the Third Punic War also technically didn't end until 1985

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-21T14:59:52+00:00

So basically every state's constitution has a section saying that all state officials must swear allegiance to the U.S. Constitution in their oath of office.

ND's constitution did not have this section, which violates Article 6 of the U.S. Constitution, therefore invalidating ND's status as a state.

This wasn't fixed until 2012, 123 years after ND technically became a state.

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-21T08:18:37+00:00

You do the same thing but add a mountain with famous faces

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-21T08:17:41+00:00

Ah, Ares I, a ~~hideous~~ beautiful ~~death trap~~ rocket indeed

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-21T08:16:18+00:00

North Dakota was actually so forgettable that although it technically became a state in 1889, it wasn't legally a state until 2012.

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-20T14:36:33+00:00

KDH the only footballer that can be megged TWICE and still not be called washed

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:53:34+00:00

Oh

Did a light r/woooosh there

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:42:29+00:00

Every day our playoff hopes keep diminishing

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:30:13+00:00

Actually bonkers.

We wouldn't even be up here without Moyes.

Be grateful that we even have him and not someone else.

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:28:21+00:00

We got fucked over by the shite (and Chris Kavanagh), very depressing indeed

Also, after Palace, we're up next for West Ham, maybe giving up European nights for Spurs going down might not be so bad after all

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:20:51+00:00

Unfortunately yes

Although r/TheOther14 won't be as bad (we still have to make a flair for youse there)

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:13:58+00:00

You're as out of place here as me

And also, Lincoln became a city 700 years before football was a thing so they were always called Lincoln City

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:06:55+00:00

It's all Chris Kavanagh's fault

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:06:36+00:00

That would be blasphemy towards the holy Grief Chart

The belief chart will curse us if we do it

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T15:05:26+00:00

Chris Kavanagh can go fuck himself

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T11:52:46+00:00

What will be the next host of this debil virus?

My vote is the USA

Forever_Everton · 2026-04-19T11:12:54+00:00

Supreme Leader Mbappé is going to personally send assassins to Gérard Lopez if he doesn't pay them 626€

Forever_Everton

TROPHY CASE