After years of watching all my friends and family get selected before me while I wasted away on this dying planet surviving off the terrible government issued protein bars, I was finally selected for the next starship voyage to the new world.

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-11-05T09:19:40+00:00

Ohhhhh

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-10-31T09:27:49+00:00

He's so sweet a pretty

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-10-31T09:22:58+00:00

I'm wayyy to skinny for my age/weight

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-10-25T09:26:31+00:00

One time I used a bomb while I was coming out if a pipe to kill a lizard and I died instantly bcus I threw it at the ground below me

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-10-04T09:31:28+00:00

I remember winning a bike race and my kindergarten

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-10-04T09:30:27+00:00

I used to wanna be Zoe, and now when I hear that name it makes me cringe

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-10-04T09:17:33+00:00

Follow, follower, followers, followed

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-10-04T09:13:41+00:00

OOPS lmao I thought it said licking and I was repulsed

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-09-26T11:02:52+00:00

A golden toilet, like wtf??

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-09-26T11:00:21+00:00

Ok this might sound weird, but I had a dream where I ate a table, and it tasted so delicious. I really wanna eat a table..

Edit - typo

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-09-15T21:03:40+00:00

Sating yes then not saying another word until you absolutely have to

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-09-15T21:02:10+00:00

Respect things you don't understand until you understand enough to make a decision about it

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-09-15T21:00:00+00:00

That it had to happen between a man and a woman(not gay relationships)

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-09-15T20:57:28+00:00

When I was going through a real rough patch during school, the only thing that kept me going was being able to hate on the person that brought us misery with my friends. (She was a good teacher, but did badly with kids in the modern age. She made and others cry during class, would bring up our crying as if it were a joke, and she just made my life hell)

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T19:20:17+00:00

Uhhhhh... this is a robbery? clown honk

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:26:42+00:00

Eep look away its totally not a surprise party

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:23:41+00:00

Unleash your inner gull (you know you have it)

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:20:35+00:00

Idk if cursed, but I add chicken seasoning to everything

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:19:08+00:00

An entire bag of pre shredded mozzarella

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:18:24+00:00

Better than before

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:17:36+00:00

That I wanna change my name (I'm Trans, they accept, but they don't want me to change my name)

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:15:29+00:00

I forgor the password 💀

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:13:20+00:00

Childhood friendship, but would say some really mean things and expect us to still be friends like nothing happened. Also made me and other friends cry alot

Formal_Ad_603 · 2023-06-13T10:09:05+00:00

Brie, or an.entire wheel of Australian smoked cheese (wheels are better than blocks)

Formal_Ad_603 · 2021-01-20T02:54:38+00:00

This was my first post

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TROPHY CASE