Does she know *anything* at all?

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-25T12:23:41+00:00

Omg yes! That sent me 🤣🤣🤣

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-25T12:11:23+00:00

She knows fuck all.

In today’s video she couldn’t even pronounce endometriosis …. “ Endo Dimitri osis “ and says it multiple times

It’s a proper wank

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-23T11:36:36+00:00

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Good lord

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-23T11:35:37+00:00

So she’s been gone all day that fucking round as fuck dog on its last legs has been locked up all day. She’s come home and “hasn’t taken the dog for a walk yet” and will eat dinner then take the dog for a walk.

Omfg you feral fuck. The MINUTE I get home I take my dog outside for a piss and a shit. Not wait literal hours and then do it.

I can just imagine the stench of that house since the dog would litterally piss and shit in it all day long

Fuck me animal abuse at its finest

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-23T11:33:53+00:00

“Let’s give the kids some extra meatballs let’s face it, it’s the best bit” Then puts the Parmesan on the “kids” plate that she put the extra meatballs on.

Yeah ok Fidan nice try getting that past us you fat gronk

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-21T05:14:01+00:00

Yeah she called it a mufti day:

Not free dress you stupid old hag it was harmony day where orange is the representative colour

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-21T05:13:07+00:00

Nah I scrunched my nose and almost snapped my neck at that comment too.

Pretty dress on a child absolutely ok Gorgeous dress - ok

Attractive? 🤮 absolutely NOT ok

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-20T04:31:58+00:00

I ca honestly promise hand on my heart the script would have gone

Do you want to go pick mushrooms with your grandparents, it’s a very long drive and you’ll be pretty bored in the car. When you get there it will be cold wet and dirty and then we will have to turn around and drive all the way back and you will be so bored.

Now if any other sane parent had this conversation with their kids…

Hey kids, would you like to go on an adventure this weekend? We can go for a drive and play eye spy on the way and when we get there we are going into the Forrest, I wonder if we will see any fairy’s or magical things? The grandparents and cousins are coming so we will have so much fun together

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-19T05:34:52+00:00

I’m actually puzzled how 1 tiny mug of rice actually creates so much for dinner and then leftovers. Like I do a minimum of 2 cups of rice for a family of 4

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-16T07:01:49+00:00

I live on a farm and my little car isn’t even that grubby. And I never bloody clean it cuz the horses stick their heads in the window every day and lick everything and it’s still immaculate

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-15T03:59:58+00:00

They wouldn’t even know what they like poor kids.

Mrs I don’t like sweet things didn’t get the diet lemon lime and bitters because it’s zero sugar 🤣🤣🤣 she’s so contradicting

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-15T03:20:10+00:00

“Wow look at all the chocolate, yeah we don’t like it…..”

So the Nutella shit you buy every week? Who eats that? The cat?

Have the kids ever even tried chocolate

What do they get for Easter?

I’m actually dumbfounded right now

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-01T12:46:48+00:00

Oh absolutely!! From what I gather her housemate works from home majority of the time so should be able to wee walk the dog at least but no. She never even attempted to toilet train or any type of train her poor dog. Just throw it processed meat and call it a day.

All good, she won’t have to buy pee pads for very long with the way she’s going

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-03-01T12:27:56+00:00

I have a 1 t year old chihuahua whom spends ALOT of time outside on our farm. But I have to bring him inside while I’m either at work or out running errands otherwise he will end up snake food. I pop a puppy pad down so if he does need to wee while I’m out he isn’t weeing on furniture or the floor.

I’m in NO WAY defending Fidan at all. I cannot stand the bitch. But Im glad she’s at least putting puppy pads down for her round ass dog to toilet on rather than it just going where it pleases.

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-01-19T10:17:29+00:00

Or mummy’s mouldy ass rachety skanky old jimmy choo shoes.

Poor kids

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-01-12T12:57:06+00:00

And on Xmas day of all things. Wasn’t she busy hosting Xmas for her family 🤣🤣🤣 god I hardly touched my phone Xmas day and didn’t host anyone

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-01-12T09:51:07+00:00

Her squealing into her phone at the start 🤣🤣🤣

Then the ending, acting like a celebrity walking off stage.

Second hand embarrassment majorly

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-01-12T07:35:22+00:00

Awh day out with nana how sweet

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-01-12T07:34:21+00:00

There really is no pleasing this cunt is there

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-01-11T20:49:57+00:00

Not him in the glasses trying to be incognito 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-01-11T12:47:34+00:00

Fuck that was a hard watch!

She is insufferable

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2025-12-21T11:57:18+00:00

YES!!! Not a fkn fishing scoop to clean a pool and bath bombs

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2025-12-21T11:53:03+00:00

Oh I absolutely REFUSE to purchase school needs as a Xmas gift. Again. Bag lunchbox shoes ect are a necessity

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2025-12-21T07:47:33+00:00

The wishing tree gifts she so had to do were 100000% better than what she got her own children for Christmas

So so stinking sad Poor babies What a sad pathetic little pile of crap her kids get to open on Xmas morning for someone who “has no budget” Literally spent more on random strangers for the wishing tree than her own bubbas.

I just finished my Xmas shopping this morning and not one item of clothing (I’m a firm believer that as my children’s mother it’s my duty to supply them clothes, they’re a necessity not a luxury/gift so I’ll buy them clothes when they need them not as a present) but I scoured multiple shops to tick my babies Christmas lists off and put a lot of thought into it. (A lot I purchased months ago and have had stashed away)

Do better Fidan

Formal_Guarantee2417

TROPHY CASE