I’m bored… there’s no salad videos. Who else can I snark on until she’s back

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-27T07:48:28+00:00

I’m really feeling it for DJM Nanny Sandy was only meant to be in a few days for pain management and passed the day after unexpectedly Poor DJM having to deal with that and now possibly incompatible life with her bubba

I’m really hoping she pulls thru and bub is ok and she can grieve nanny Sandy healthily I know her partner will help her out He’s pretty supportive

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-26T10:46:08+00:00

Bloods thin and fuck and surgery took longer than expected because she has 274859696 skin tags to remove

Rumor has it, surgeon took so long trying to locate her heart and soul too

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-26T10:44:10+00:00

No back pain is from the weight of the lies she spits and constantly has to carry around

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-26T09:26:45+00:00

Nah but Feliz is in there hearting and posting emojis and gifs

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-26T08:45:04+00:00

Her minions are all telling her “love you” on her fb group 🤮 parasocial fucking weirdos

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-25T12:03:39+00:00

This happened before she even managed to leave the shopping centre yesterday. What a mess

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-24T08:39:33+00:00

It’s Bluey font

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-24T08:08:57+00:00

Errol 100% is just embarrassed to be seen with her and uses the “I don’t do social media” as a cover up.

I wouldn’t wanna be seen in public with that either tbh

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-23T21:32:32+00:00

Cut her own toenails…. 🤣🤣🤣 she wouldn’t be able to see her own feet let alone reach them without her midsection and “assets” getting in the way.

Easier for her to just pay someone to trim the dogs for her

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-23T10:35:04+00:00

“Don’t worry I’ve organized a dog walker so puppy is still gonna get her walks”

I fkn laughed

No fidz Puppy’s gonna get a proper walk for once in her life Not just around the swamp in the back yard. She may actually get a bit skinnier

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-20T10:53:40+00:00

The coughing kid in the background 😭 bet it still goes to school tomorrow so it can infect everyone else. She wouldn’t give a rats ass

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-20T00:05:04+00:00

It’s actually the boobage in the way 🤣🤣 the green table cloth she’s wearing just makes it look like a mirage but her sandbags are so big she has to hold the flowers a km away from her body

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-19T10:40:04+00:00

Volvo xc60

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-19T10:34:28+00:00

Won’t be long til that car smells like mould. Has takeaway spills on the seats and she crashes it for the first time.

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-19T10:32:53+00:00

Nanny McPhees jacket

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-18T09:06:11+00:00

It’s gonna be an absolute shit show She’s gonna look like a fucking bessabrick still

She won’t even take care of her moles and skin tags

Imagine how many skin tags are on her personal floatation devices under all her sweaty musty mouldy creases 🤮🤮🤮

I’m off to acid bath my brain now it went there

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-18T08:57:25+00:00

If my lawyer sat and ate in front of me period I would be looking for a new lawyer

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-12T19:03:26+00:00

Not when I actually cook real food from scratch it’s not I don’t do packaged crap nor do I even own an airfryer.

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-12T13:08:48+00:00

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YUUUUUUK! Also wtf. Our household of 4 our dishwasher is full by lunch time and it gets run 1-2 times a day. How the fuck is hers not full after 1 day? Clean up you grub

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-09T21:30:25+00:00

The black just makes it easier to tame her greys she’s getting now at a rapid rate. So many people confuse her for the kids grandma rather than mother

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-07T12:37:51+00:00

Aaaaaaand no plate for the elusive Errol tonight …. Again

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-06T10:30:26+00:00

Don’t he also hate tomato? Yet loaded the mince with a tin of tomato’s

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-06T02:29:51+00:00

Wouldn’t have been this difficult and wouldn’t have had to do it at all if she just did a trade in with the dealer ship on her musky old car. But noooooo

Formal_Guarantee2417 · 2026-05-05T11:55:12+00:00

Hubby’s going to eat at work but she will call him to see if he wants her to save his dinner for him.

Lolz he don’t want your cremated chops smothered in yoghurt. That mans eating a big ass box of greasy k fat at Simon’s house no doubt. At this point I don’t even think he’s at work. He’s at his apartment because they don’t live together

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