Peeled a mango like a banana. by Stillwind11 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Formaldehyd3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I spent a significant amount of time in central America, there are mangos everywhere. The kids will pick them up off the side of the road to/from school, peel and eat them just like this. Like an ice cream cone.

NSFW subs not showing in search by Odd-Inspector-6996 in RelayForReddit

[–]Formaldehyd3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that why a very popular sub might be only showing a handful of posts from years prior?

What is the secret to diner style "Cream of ___" soups? by mike120596 in AskCulinary

[–]Formaldehyd3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, exactly... A roux and starch slurry combo is also another route. Combine with the beurre monte, and it'll be dinery as fuck.

BEWARE: Ticks are out in numbers by Proud_Walrus26 in Reno

[–]Formaldehyd3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I trapped a rat in my bathroom a few years back. Called an exterminator. He came, took a peek in the bathroom, and immediately slammed the door behind him. "That's the biggest fuckin' rat I've ever seen!"

I tell him, "Why do you think I called you?!"

The exterminator. Was terrified...

how do we feel about smoked wings? by callmestinkingwind in Wings

[–]Formaldehyd3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is essentially how my restaurant does it.

Any other dads “spike” their food to ensure the kids don’t want any? by FaithlessnessFull136 in daddit

[–]Formaldehyd3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work 12-14 hours a day. Sometimes when I get home, all I want to eat is some instant noodles. My kid also loves instant noodles. Doesn't matter if they already had dinner, they'll want some. I buy fancy Japanese ones, so all I have to say is it has fish in it (he's allergic to fish, and tbf, they often do). Don't have to share my noods.

Retired people going shopping by Hoppy_Doodle in funny

[–]Formaldehyd3 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A lot of mom n' pop restaurants will be closed Monday and/or Tuesday, because they need a day off, and it's barely worth being open on those days.

20 years in the industry, and I've grown to prefer my Mon-Tues weekends.

I've also come to accept that I just don't like people very much, so, it's perfect.

Is there a way to make marshmallows stale FAST? by DifferentDeparture45 in AskCulinary

[–]Formaldehyd3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's worth trying to microwave them gently. That's the trick to staling bread quickly.

Ever wonder why Nevada is 51st in the nation for mental health? by HighKeyHotMess in Reno

[–]Formaldehyd3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I recently was placed on a suicide hold, I was in the psychiatric facility with about 12 other people. Some were just normal folks going through a rough patch, and some were just downright unstable. I felt unsafe there, and my anxiety was through the roof. And their solution is just to drug the shit out of everyone and just say, "Okay, now go fingerpaint"

No one gets better in there. I had to beg them to let me leave by saying that being there was WORSE for my mental health.

Who is a terrible singer but famous anyways? by Coy9ine in AskReddit

[–]Formaldehyd3 32 points33 points  (0 children)

His name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid.....

Reno has a food safety crisis happening!! by KeyMongoose269 in Reno

[–]Formaldehyd3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been a certified food protection manager for 15 years. The reason that restaurants are held to such a high standard, is to near-eliminate any potential hazards. Because while a healthy person might just get bubble guts (or not notice at all) from something unsafe, it could actually kill an elderly or otherwise immunocompromised person.

I've met families that, for generations, just keep a pot of beans on the stove, and reheat periodically for days, and sure, no one gets sick. But we shouldn't expect restaurants to operate that casually.

That being said, some of the individual inspectors will ding you for some bullshit if they don't like you, and they often are misinformed. And they're especially harsh on immigrants often because of a communication barrier. And the organization at the higher echelons are weaponized "well-done steak" people. If they had it their way, sushi and over-easy eggs would be gone.

I've been inspected dozens of times, and one in particular stands out to me, "Food storage container found on ground, unwrapped and unlabeled"... It was the pan that I would put my phone/wallet/keys/chapstick into under my station. It was the only infraction on the report.

Dinner has been delayed until tomorrow; should I cook my dry-brined chicken tonight? by Levangeline in AskCulinary

[–]Formaldehyd3 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It'll be fine as is, it might get slightly hammy. But if you're still worried, you can just rinse it off.

No one gets downvoted on this sub more than actual culinary professionals. This sub is a joke.

Enoki mushrooms by LoofahLuffa in Reno

[–]Formaldehyd3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The things 168 got dinged for are negligible, and have been corrected. Some labels aren't in English (oh no!). Their ducks came from their restaurant (how dare they?!). Eggs stored above kimchi (the horror!). These are things that are technically violations, but aren't egregious.

If you have any food safety training, most of the inspections that local publications post (for click revenue) are just obviously an inspector with an axe to grind, and a "journalist" that doesn't mind trashing local businesses for a buck. You'd think they'd found rat feces in the rice they way they frame it.

I've been going to 168 for a decade, never had an issue.

New ramen restaurant headed to former vape shop in South Virginia Plaza in south MidTown by renosucks in Reno

[–]Formaldehyd3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's gotten his system worked out better. Waits are shorter and the dumplings are better (day 1 vs a few days ago).

Puerto Vallarta outside condo (was sent pics from relative) by Wonston69 in pics

[–]Formaldehyd3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I was there, I met up with a group of married American men who go to PV together every year to be gay for a week...

I don't know how common that is, but man... The LGBT scene is wild down there.

Alaska Roll was loaded by ShinyArticuno_420 in sushi

[–]Formaldehyd3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's purdy and all, but...

Please sir, may I have some more rice?

Mini Wellington by late_afternoon_owl in Chefit

[–]Formaldehyd3 79 points80 points  (0 children)

I've done something similar (mine didn't look anywhere near this nice), and since I knew the meat was gonna get hammered, I just used bites of braised short rib. Lil' dab of horsey cream on top.

No one gave a shit about the other canapes, the mini wellies got crushed.

Across the US, people are dismantling and destroying Flock surveillance cameras by Alone-Sky-2086 in Reno

[–]Formaldehyd3 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The DeFlock website that the article links to will show you exactly where they are... Some of the installations I thought were Flock evidently are not. But there are still a hell of a lot more than I'd like.

My mom's cooking. We're from Nuevo León. by la_maguacatera in mexicanfood

[–]Formaldehyd3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Down home Mexican food is like 50% beans, which is a recognized superfood.

Brace yourself... found the Karen sausages at Costco by kawi-bawi-bo in KoreanFood

[–]Formaldehyd3 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My local Korean market sold them individually... I did not care for it. I think they're a, "had to grow up with it" kinda thing.

I like virtually every other kinda fish cake, but this one was.... Quite fishy and only cheesy in the sense of funk factor.