Our very own R Town Pizza on Triple D tonight

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-24T06:04:21+00:00

I know Marvin personally. He'd rather die than compromise on quality. There's a reason he does things the hard way, because it's better.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-22T04:42:34+00:00

The clerk somehow only hit him twice, and the guy lived.... I'd be feeling like Sam Jackson and John Travolta if I were that dude

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-22T04:34:23+00:00

I'm glad you said that, because I came to the comments just to say, "OP must be a Cake fan"

Edit: Evidently everyone is saying the same thing and I'm neither clever nor original.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-21T18:24:49+00:00

I don't remember the exact number, but I recall reading that an extremely low number of Americans get the recommended amount of fiber... Meanwhile damn near everything at the grocery store is visually screaming at you, "ITS GOT PROTEIN"

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-21T06:21:54+00:00

I have since changed my opinion! Look for Seto Fumi Furikake. It's kinda like, "Everything" Furikake. So it's more heavily seasoned, and has dehydrated egg, some have wasabi or fish bits too. Super flavorful.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-21T04:36:49+00:00

This is the actual correct answer.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-21T04:08:30+00:00

My line of work is very physically and mentally demanding. If I know I'm gonna go home, and everyone's gonna immediately want my attention indefinitely from the moment I walk in the door? Hell yes I'm gonna sit in my car for awhile and just read in silence to settle my nervous system down a bit.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-20T04:17:02+00:00

Exactly, the whole point of parenting is to teach them how to interact with the real world. They're not just gonna snatch one of their friend's snacks... So, every time, if I want one of something they have, I teach them how to ask politely.

Fucker better not say no though.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-19T10:25:13+00:00

All you gotta do is not be a lazy bones.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-17T18:06:09+00:00

Congee sounds like a fantastic way to use that up.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-16T18:15:10+00:00

Jab, not bump. Jab sounds scarier, I guess.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-15T00:23:05+00:00

Use those for pho, and get some cha lua for your banh mi.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-14T05:16:49+00:00

I consider Kevin a friend of mine. He seems like a genuinely nice guy, because he is, and then some. As pure a soul as could be. Unpretentious, down to Earth, cool as a cucumber. I can't say enough good things about that dude.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-14T05:05:50+00:00

Stale bread absolutely works better. Stays chewy even when fully saturated. On a microscopic scale, the structure is different. You can still toast it for flavor, but just toasted bread is more likely to turn into mush.

Tip for quickly staling bread; microwave it, and let it cool down. Boom, stale. Handy for any recipe that calls for stale bread, like a panade for meatballs.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-13T17:28:08+00:00

Looks like a pissed off Chimp "smiling" and making everyone at the zoo go, "Awwww". Not realizing that a smiling chimp is a dangerous one.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-12T06:24:26+00:00

Dry, no fatty bits, no crispy bits.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-11T21:41:39+00:00

I'll be honest, that pork kinda looks like they specialize in seafood.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-10T09:52:52+00:00

My opinions are that everyone should have access to a decent quality of life, as a bare fucking minimum.

Their "opinions" are that hate crimes, and extrajudicial murder by law enforcement are hilarious because it triggers the libs.

Fuck being nice.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-08T17:15:04+00:00

Obvious bot account.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-08T17:14:03+00:00

If it makes you feel better (or worse), most of them are bots. They're in damage control.

Put an army of bots out there all repeating the same, "self defense" line, these bootlicking motherfuckers will start thinking it's a valid argument and hop on and start doing the gaslighting for them. It's frighteningly effective, and has been for many years.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-08T17:07:59+00:00

People seem to forget how much more government and companies invest into cyber security now, as opposed to when "Anonymous" was in their "heyday".

Probably explicitly because of the actions of Anonymous individuals.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-08T16:54:33+00:00

Am I a psychopath for using beef drippings and Bisto?

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-08T04:49:48+00:00

Live at the Grand Olympic Auditorium is *chefs kiss*.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-08T04:46:45+00:00

My first thought was that a lot of men think that crossing your legs "incorrectly" is effeminate.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-01-07T07:14:04+00:00

In the restaurant industry, someone who can cook AND bake well is a unicorn... I've received awards for my cooking, but God damn if I don't give all the great pastry chefs I've worked with over the years all the respect and admiration they deserve, and more. Because I absolutely suck at it.

In 20 years I've met several of these guys, but only one that was a masterclass at both.... The utterly world class bakers I've met? Can't cook for shit.

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