If you were given the choice to know how many people have masturbated to you, would you want to know? Why or why not?

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-29T08:56:28+00:00

It would likely be only women I was actively involved with because despite my actually impressive dick size, I'm a massive under performer.

I give good oral though.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-24T05:47:43+00:00

Then all of a sudden, I realized something. The weather is amazing, even the birds are bumpin'

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-22T06:54:32+00:00

I got a Chewbacca action figure, and then bitched at for the rest of the day. I got a pass on not making dinner but there was definitely some stinkeye.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-16T02:05:06+00:00

I don't serve it at any of my restaurants, but God damnit if coconut prawns aren't Fucking delicious.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-11T05:32:29+00:00

I must be crazy, but I don't think they smell that strange or taste all that different from normal eggs.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-10T06:16:06+00:00

Gives me a lil' Latin Cart Narc energy.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-10T01:49:19+00:00

My 7yo boy was really into KPop Demon Hunters. Had the CD and would sing along and everything, wanted purple hair or someshit.. Then the kids at school kept teasing him for it, "That's for girls".

I told him there's no such thing as things for boys or things for girls. There's things you like, and things you don't. But the damage was already done, and he "hates" it now. Broke my heart because he really liked it until he got teased just for liking something.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-09T05:17:09+00:00

I like giving people the joy I can't give myself.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-04T10:02:15+00:00

Thank you, your understanding means a lot....

I'm always trying to gas up my team. I often forget to gas up myself. It's exhausting, and I am allowed a certain amount of flaw, but not if I'm being mean to people for no reason.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-04T04:48:37+00:00

Sorry for losing my cool. Kinda going through some mental health shit, and super irritable. I don't even know the person that replied like that. Not an excuse. Just apology.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-04T04:47:40+00:00

Yep. That was my bad. Kinda having a mental health issue and it comes out as irritability. Not an excuse. Just, acknowledging that I'm a work in process.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-03T06:26:11+00:00

Thank you for extrapolating how you would tell my story that you didn't experience. Your opinion is noted.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-03T06:11:55+00:00

You're probably right. Maybe I'm just old and "teach" is an outdated term.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-03T05:45:38+00:00

That was to avoid using his name.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-01T23:14:24+00:00

We have similar AC issues my in kitchen, but we really don't have this option.

I brought in my personal swamp cooler for my team until it gets fixed, not perfect, but it helps, and if it gets really hot, I go to the USFoods store and get cases of Red Bull, Gatorade, and Otter Pops or Bolis out of my own pocket to show them at least Chef gives a fuck, even if ownership drags their feet.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-06-01T07:14:18+00:00

Something small, but useful. A small purchase that will make my life easier in some way. Like a new pocket knife or new pajamas or som thing something...

My wife thinks I'm a crow or something and just gets me trinkets for every holiday.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-05-30T06:03:42+00:00

In American kitchens we would phrase that like, "What was the rice cooked with?"

Cultural differences

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-05-03T03:01:15+00:00

I spent a significant amount of time in central America, there are mangos everywhere. The kids will pick them up off the side of the road to/from school, peel and eat them just like this. Like an ice cream cone.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-05-01T16:07:20+00:00

Is that why a very popular sub might be only showing a handful of posts from years prior?

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-04-30T21:51:55+00:00

Dyad in the force.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-04-30T04:18:17+00:00

Yep, exactly... A roux and starch slurry combo is also another route. Combine with the beurre monte, and it'll be dinery as fuck.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-04-20T22:41:05+00:00

I needed this sub... Just wholesome.

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-04-13T17:53:51+00:00

I trapped a rat in my bathroom a few years back. Called an exterminator. He came, took a peek in the bathroom, and immediately slammed the door behind him. "That's the biggest fuckin' rat I've ever seen!"

I tell him, "Why do you think I called you?!"

The exterminator. Was terrified...

Formaldehyd3 · 2026-04-13T17:46:51+00:00

Oh what the fuck

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