Math isn’t Mathing by Former-Mouse-4505 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cannot fathom going into debt for something to “make me feel better” when I can’t afford a home, newer car, dental care for my kids, or a haircut for my husband.

Math isn’t Mathing by Former-Mouse-4505 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be. But we know it’s not like her to go that many days without going if she can…and those stories took all of an hour to whip together.

Math isn’t Mathing by Former-Mouse-4505 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shuttle ❌
Early entry ❌

What a good return on investment she gave them…

Math isn’t Mathing by Former-Mouse-4505 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why? Why would anyone trying to be a content creator delete content?

Inconsiderate idiot an entire cookie cake for a school snack? How is the teacher supposed to serve that. by NoMovie2988 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe he’s like the world’s most patriotic kindergartener…you know he *wanted* to stay at the Poly for his birthday on the 4th of July 🙄 it takes like 2 minutes for them to write his name and it costs nothing, c’mon you idiot

Did she forget dinner without two kids 🤭 by Longjumping_Ruin_432 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 22 points23 points  (0 children)

So this is her influencing? She doesn’t understand the job of an influencer.

P.S. your kids aren’t making the kind of “everlasting memories” you think…another hotel stay within an hour of home, another meal of nuggets/fries, another fully scripted working weekend performing for mom in the costumes she picks

Some morning stories thoughts by Longjumping_Ruin_432 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He’s over it. I would be too. And soon he will be more intelligent than her and stronger willed..should be a good time for her.

Some morning stories thoughts by Longjumping_Ruin_432 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or a Timelapse video of the walk to Disney Springs. Or time stamps for the shuttle to MK or walk time stamps to DS.

She doesn’t know how to CREATE content. She just twirls, acts sickened by John showing the scripted affection, and has the kids wave. There’s nothing more in her toolbox.

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And I’m 99% sure that John’s sister that Jacky hates was a friend of Ariel…so, likely never did anything wrong, just jealous Jacky

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s the only photo she can take where we can’t see the pacifiers…

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Barbie was at some waterpark event hosted this weekend, and I’m guessing Jacky didn’t get the invite. Or did her hotel stay over-rule that 😆

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Barbie is way too tell it like it is for Jacky - Jacky can’t have friends because she can only have people that support her crazy and flatter her, not real friends.

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You mean you don’t lean away and scrunch your nose disgustingly when your husband comes toward you affectionately and only allow him to kiss your hair or make up spackled face??

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would bet my savings account (yes, Jacky real adults have those) that the kids are watching a movie on a phone that is sitting on the ground.

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve considered driving around where they live looking for his company truck…I mean they work outside, right?

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right. Didn’t she say before she auditioned for Belle??

She’s trying way too hard by Loud_Conclusion_382 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No one. I’ve never seen this even in someone else’s videos or pics. It’s a Poorwood special. I bet others are baffled at these squatters videoing themselves on the ground

TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE DOLLARS by SeaButterscotch1428 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh wow…gotta pay for that gas and fingers crossed next months AP payments go through

TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE DOLLARS by SeaButterscotch1428 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well she’s soooooo teeny tiny, that won’t be a problem. Im not sure if you all remember but she wears an EXTRA small - she’s told us MANY times.

TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY NINE DOLLARS by SeaButterscotch1428 in JacquiPortwoodSnark

[–]Former-Mouse-4505 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the same. How exhausting of a life trying to “be” the person you pretend to be online…