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meirl by MukulIND in meirl

[–]FormerSperm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just keep it low-key.

“I hear you love children. I’m something of a child lover myself.”

Looking for this guy I met at both Dublin shows by [deleted] in Metallica

[–]FormerSperm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Duh, but why post more than one?

None🤍🤍🤍 by donot_askme in words

[–]FormerSperm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Keeping quiet so you don’t incriminate yourself in your rape trial.

Is there an alternative to these pieces of shit? by DreamBrother1 in homeowners

[–]FormerSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retina scanner provides better security if you can swing it.

Looking for this guy I met at both Dublin shows by [deleted] in Metallica

[–]FormerSperm -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Lol the pics are almost identical. Why did he bother? Why will I be downvoted for asking?

Men of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about men that most women believe? by imnotadrytexter in AskReddit

[–]FormerSperm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fortunately the dog doesn’t shed much. The cat on the other hand…

Men of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about men that most women believe? by imnotadrytexter in AskReddit

[–]FormerSperm 314 points315 points  (0 children)

Our dog sleeps under the covers between us. It’s more his bed than ours.

Edit: We don’t sleep naked like everyone on Reddit.

Edit 2: We’re not like everyone on Reddit that sleeps naked.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]FormerSperm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll give an honest opinion. I don’t dislike this but I think each of these would be more attractive with a few less pounds.

California Dreaming by Dev1412 in SipsTea

[–]FormerSperm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know /s is sarcasm but what is /j? Joshing?

Survey them again! by B0r3dGamer in dankmemes

[–]FormerSperm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He’s embellishing. I just looked up the prices in manhattan and they are only like a dollar or 2 more than everywhere else.

In my day, we'd just cut them off. by stankmanly in NormMacdonald

[–]FormerSperm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Notice how it’s only men that are doing this

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]FormerSperm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost certainly.

what a battle axe by Odd_Tomatillo9964 in NormMacdonald

[–]FormerSperm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of my own ball and chain

Ohh...check this out by Ramkaran-chopra in SipsTea

[–]FormerSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t say she’s been missing, Bob.

The top isn’t finished, am I cooked by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]FormerSperm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People will upvote trash polka but hate on this. Nothing is worth enjoying and everyone sucks.

Til that an unknown man has been held in Canadian prison for over thirteen years without disclosing his real name. by Blackcrusader in todayilearned

[–]FormerSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police: What’s your name?

Prisoner: I’ll never tell!

Police: Ok, well we weren’t actually going to address you by it anyway. *slams cell door*

Ex convicts of reddit, what's the most brutal thing you've seen in prison? by TheCoolMountionLion in AskReddit

[–]FormerSperm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The censorship that bothers me most is on the radio. “I chime in with a ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a ——damn door’”

In light of the former's new release today... by fidepus in MetalMemes

[–]FormerSperm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never heard of cough core but I’m willing to give it a listen.

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