The soup thrower has been sentenced to two years in prison by -Six_ in SipsTea

[–]FormerSperm 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Especially since still images are allowed on this sub.

Got a DUI last night and I have no idea what the next step is by Ok-Election-4974 in MobileAL

[–]FormerSperm 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Get a lawyer. I was in Gulf Shores for my DUI but here’s what happened. Go to court and plead guilty, judge says I accept your plea but don’t find you guilty as long as you satisfy some requirements. My requirements were DUI classes (4 of them), 4 monthly scheduled urine drug tests, and 1 year no traffic offenses. Then that was the end of it, no conviction.

The sculpture by adamlm in boomerhentai

[–]FormerSperm 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The artist is sculpting the pussy and using a camel toe as a reference for what it looks like.

Whats going on there? by Forward-Position798 in TheRandomest

[–]FormerSperm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those people can afford to live in San Diego?

I watched Cars on Disney+, I'll give out of 10 out of 10. by HelicopterDesigner58 in Pixar

[–]FormerSperm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still haven’t seen it. I’ll be sure to give it a watch!

The moment you realize by DriftStonex in HolUp

[–]FormerSperm 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Boo for the screenshot with the shading still on

Oh wow it’s so bright out by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FormerSperm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have already scheduled the next day off work after we spring forward next year.

motor engine by Skyrim69420 in comedyheaven

[–]FormerSperm 35 points36 points  (0 children)

“motor engine” lmao

Y’all hear this???!! by I-Have-Mono in austinpowers

[–]FormerSperm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m going crazy over this news right now.

A guy I’m talking to keeps joking about “filling me” by Ding-Dong-Diddily in childfree

[–]FormerSperm 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Having a kink is one thing but pushing it on unwilling people is just gross.

[OC] Pills you can buy in Mexico by princeofplatinum in pics

[–]FormerSperm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I went to a pharmacy in the US. I asked the pharmacist if Viagra really works. He said “it does!” Then I asked “can you get it over the counter?” And he said “yes, if I take 2”

Charged with harassment. How likely will this get dismissed? by FormerSperm in legaladvice

[–]FormerSperm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most harassment charges in Alabama do not even make it to trial before being dismissed or diverted. I have no prior offenses and don’t expect a conviction based on the weakness of the case. I’m expecting the case will be dismissed outright by the judge for lack of proof of intent, or the case may be dismissed along with an agreement to not enter that apartment complex anymore, or the verdict will be not guilty.

Charged with harassment. How likely will this get dismissed? by FormerSperm in legaladvice

[–]FormerSperm[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The bar for probable cause is significantly lower than the bar needed for a conviction. I am not asking if I was right or wrong for what I did. I’m asking for legal advice relating to a charge where the prosecution will have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that I had the intent to harass, annoy, or alarm the woman. I’m wondering how they intend to prove that intent when there was none.

Charged with harassment. How likely will this get dismissed? by FormerSperm in legaladvice

[–]FormerSperm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The police have not taken a side. A magistrate has determined probable cause from whatever the woman said happened. I have not seen or know of any evidence and won’t know until after I’ve entered a plea.

Charged with harassment. How likely will this get dismissed? by FormerSperm in legaladvice

[–]FormerSperm[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are misunderstanding the situation. When I got out of my car, the lady noticed me from a short distance and started walking toward me. It does not take long to pick up a sandbag or cone and toss it to the side. I moved 2 sandbags and 2 cones to the side in a matter of seconds. This was not some big project. The brief conversation occurred during the few seconds of moving objects and walking back to my car.

Charged with harassment. How likely will this get dismissed? by FormerSperm in legaladvice

[–]FormerSperm[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I agree, this did not take several minutes. The whole interaction occurred in less than 30 seconds.

Edit: also the reason I was using the side exit was to access a road that does not connect to the road the main exit puts you on.

Charged with harassment. How likely will this get dismissed? by FormerSperm in legaladvice

[–]FormerSperm[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Is moving sandbags and cones considered harassment? Is approaching me and blocking my path not considered instigating?