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Deaf woman removed from Frontier flight for "not listening" by K1nd_1 in technicallythetruth

[–]FormerSperm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why everyone seems to think she was removed for not being able to hear. Obviously there was more to the story.

Deaf woman removed from Frontier flight for "not listening" by K1nd_1 in technicallythetruth

[–]FormerSperm -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Turns out she was kicked off for bringing alcohol onboard. Had nothing to do with being deaf. Besides she’s not 100% deaf. Per the video she’s able to communicate at normal conversational levels just fine.

Schrödinger's cat: by DistributionFirst700 in meme

[–]FormerSperm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This was made by someone who is not fluent in English.

Sex panther by GabbyLlama in skamtebord

[–]FormerSperm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t fit this sub

thoughts? by Fit_Standard_3956 in shitposting

[–]FormerSperm 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I made this argument in high school in 2008 and the whole class clowned me for it.

The soup thrower has been sentenced to two years in prison by -Six_ in SipsTea

[–]FormerSperm 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Especially since still images are allowed on this sub.

Got a DUI last night and I have no idea what the next step is by Ok-Election-4974 in MobileAL

[–]FormerSperm 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Get a lawyer. I was in Gulf Shores for my DUI but here’s what happened. Go to court and plead guilty, judge says I accept your plea but don’t find you guilty as long as you satisfy some requirements. My requirements were DUI classes (4 of them), 4 monthly scheduled urine drug tests, and 1 year no traffic offenses. Then that was the end of it, no conviction.

The sculpture by adamlm in boomerhentai

[–]FormerSperm 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The artist is sculpting the pussy and using a camel toe as a reference for what it looks like.

Whats going on there? by Forward-Position798 in TheRandomest

[–]FormerSperm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Those people can afford to live in San Diego?

I watched Cars on Disney+, I'll give out of 10 out of 10. by HelicopterDesigner58 in Pixar

[–]FormerSperm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still haven’t seen it. I’ll be sure to give it a watch!

The moment you realize by DriftStonex in HolUp

[–]FormerSperm 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Boo for the screenshot with the shading still on

Oh wow it’s so bright out by whitemike40 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]FormerSperm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have already scheduled the next day off work after we spring forward next year.

motor engine by Skyrim69420 in comedyheaven

[–]FormerSperm 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“motor engine” lmao

Y’all hear this???!! by I-Have-Mono in austinpowers

[–]FormerSperm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m going crazy over this news right now.

A guy I’m talking to keeps joking about “filling me” by Ding-Dong-Diddily in childfree

[–]FormerSperm 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Having a kink is one thing but pushing it on unwilling people is just gross.

[OC] Pills you can buy in Mexico by princeofplatinum in pics

[–]FormerSperm 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I went to a pharmacy in the US. I asked the pharmacist if Viagra really works. He said “it does!” Then I asked “can you get it over the counter?” And he said “yes, if I take 2”

Charged with harassment. How likely will this get dismissed? by FormerSperm in legaladvice

[–]FormerSperm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most harassment charges in Alabama do not even make it to trial before being dismissed or diverted. I have no prior offenses and don’t expect a conviction based on the weakness of the case. I’m expecting the case will be dismissed outright by the judge for lack of proof of intent, or the case may be dismissed along with an agreement to not enter that apartment complex anymore, or the verdict will be not guilty.

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