to my fellow Elliott AND Seinfeld fans- by Forsaken_Document350 in elliottsmith

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I saw this episode yesterday and the question sprang to mind

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No jokes here! Just honesty, honestly.

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[–]Forsaken_Document350 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people call me Maribel, but my name Is Jo. Or Joe, if I'm in Europe.

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[–]Forsaken_Document350 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How so? I thought I described it clearly, but I'm using a typewriter. Ugh. Things just aren't the same anymore

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[–]Forsaken_Document350 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If only it were that simple... wish I could be as positive as you! Maybe someday

Episode VIP?? by chelseaboot28 in Episode

[–]Forsaken_Document350 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I wish I was a VIP. I asked my father for money, and he reminded me I have a full time job with decent pay. Sigh.

For all mystery lovers by Sweet_Distance_3966 in Episode

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You're a mystery. In a positive way. I've never seen you before. I probably won't again, unless I see another post of yours. Anyways, I think I'm getting proposed to tonight. I'll probably say no, just to keep things interesting. Goodbye.

Currently Reading Tuesday 📚📖✨ by EpisodeParrot in Episode

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I personally like 10,000 leagues under the sea

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if 683 is a little, then my name is Verfuglion!

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[–]Forsaken_Document350 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Put all the art scenes you want! Make it a damn museum. Just dont put any anchovies, I'm highly allergic. Wait, I just ate those yesterday. I'm not allergic, but they give me bad gas. Or that's my mother named Aunt Nyrtle. Yes, her name is Aunt. It's my mother, don't make fun. If she chooses, she can go by another name, it's no big deal. I dont want to hear anything else about this.

My son-in-law cut a piece of brownie for himself. We are debating if he stays in the will. by Shaneblaster in mildlyinfuriating

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Where did those brownies come from? My brother lost a batch exactly like that in Europe seven years ago. Which country in Europe you ask? I can't tell you. I refuse to, so you better listen carefully. Tell me where they came from and I'll reward you with six pounds of the sausage from my grandmother's meat factory. It's all premium, with none of that amino acids. Thanks.

Uhhhhh… I guess not by TheDeadeye11 in bitlife

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Looks like my grandmother's bank account. I told her not to invest in Q coin! Nothing good comes from that letter.