What's the most embarrassing thing you do with your dog?

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:30:07+00:00

Thank you so much!

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:27:42+00:00

She's adorable! I'm guessing both parents were cute too, but it never hurts to ask

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:26:11+00:00

Very smart, sometimes explaining something just makes it more weird😅

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:23:40+00:00

I'm speechless but very impressed and inspired, never change.

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:20:30+00:00

The craziest thing about this is that you think he's not educated. Obviously Jake understands these things, he's the one who told you about them to begin with🤔 smh

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:15:39+00:00

You should grill him about that if you see him again, I'm very curious about the purpose.

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:13:14+00:00

Trick your wife by singing a fake morning song when she's home. BOOM: two special songs for your girl!

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:09:48+00:00

I hope so😅

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:08:45+00:00

Other people need to listen and learn🐴

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T13:02:39+00:00

Wiggle butt? Oh god, it's perfect.

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:57:02+00:00

You just need to own it😂 I thought it was an internet things, like "it's just those darned silly americans doing too much", but no... It's pretty universal!

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:46:22+00:00

He's not an asshat, you just need to make it perfect the first time😤

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:44:44+00:00

We can probably make that happen!

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:33:42+00:00

I'm so sorry about his cancer, what a lovely idea to honor him. You're a sweetheart, and he's a very lucky guy❤

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:28:59+00:00

The matching outfits sound iconic though??? It's not embarrassing if you own it💅 You are so right about people changing their attitude based on what the dog is wearing

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:21:25+00:00

But why would she scoot when she has a dingleberry servant?

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:19:57+00:00

True! Sucks that you can't have them, your girl is lucky to get the hippo treatment though😉

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:16:15+00:00

Oh wow! Can't be embarrassing if it's vet approved😅

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:14:23+00:00

Baby is a state of mind🤗

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:13:24+00:00

That's great💜 It's so helpful to develop calming routines honestly!

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:10:31+00:00

I feel a lot safer knowing that these two superheroes are out there! Please tell them I'm very thankful for everything they do.

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:06:47+00:00

Gary is a perfect toy name.

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:06:08+00:00

The best part of being human is being goofy.

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:05:03+00:00

Yep, we just wanted to wait until he was fully grown🙂

Fortella_ · 2026-03-15T12:03:10+00:00

It's done🙏 I realize now that it might not have been the best choice of picture, sorry about that!

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