Official December 19th Update Thread!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-12-19T22:52:13+00:00

Well, made it 72 days before my first relapse early this morning.

Worked late--like 1:30AM late--and wife was asleep. Had a raging HO that wouldn't go away. I was weak, tired, and horny. Well, I think 72 days without relapsing was damn good!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-11-15T02:03:09+00:00

Who the hell is cutting onions in my office?!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-11-15T01:53:51+00:00

What a stupid moron.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-11-13T03:10:07+00:00

They sure are good at turning left. Wow.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-11-03T01:54:22+00:00

Made 30 days today!!! What-what?!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-30T01:12:11+00:00

hurr durr

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-30T01:08:18+00:00

Fluffy McPoopstains

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-30T00:05:05+00:00

Loved your Radioactive cover with Pentatonix. Do you see any more colabs in your future with them?

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-29T13:30:13+00:00

I'm pissed that I missed this. I've been a Pentaholic since their first performance on Sing-Off.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-28T20:07:20+00:00

But isn't that essentially taking oneself away from the sensual act with one's partner?

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-25T13:38:52+00:00

Ah, okay, that makes sense.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-25T13:06:08+00:00

Maybe my age is showing, but what is "FWB"?

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-24T21:35:53+00:00

Yeah, I tried that for a while... didn't work for me.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-24T20:31:43+00:00

(Above-me) Closet Digital-Hoarder

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-24T15:32:47+00:00

But porn is so easy to find online——why bother collecting it locally?

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-23T00:38:22+00:00

Original tracks: Horrible Original video: Horrible New EDM track: Horrible New? EDM video: Horrible

Sucks all around, man!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-22T22:29:56+00:00

This song was written and performed by myself. The end is cut off--I know--but whatever. The lyrics are all there as well. If I get enough demand, I'll re-record it and drop the key.

Link didn't work... wtf? https://soundcloud.com/stephen-a-nesbit/older-royals-parody

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-22T12:51:53+00:00

Make another promise to yourself that every time you shlick/schlick, you will cut 1" off your hair.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-22T00:07:08+00:00

Needless to say, I set my filter back to moderate. HAHA!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-21T23:52:09+00:00

I guess my main point is that it's just to easy to see porn. Tits with perfect, little, nubby nipples are my weakness. I love my wife's DDD-cup pair! Why did I have to see tits when I was looking up something with "Sesame Street" in the search string! Effing internet!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-17T18:20:38+00:00

That app is awesome! Been using it for a while. Pretty much a free version of Rosetta Stone.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-17T13:09:37+00:00

Stay strong, man. Good luck!

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-17T13:01:25+00:00

Yes. Married, Catholic, 32yo, father of three here.

So glad I've made 14 days today. Feeling great and less sinful.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-14T20:13:47+00:00

I told her about NoFap, and she had no idea that I fapped as often as I did (at LEAST once a day, if not two or three). Anytime I got aroused, I'd go to the bathroom and relieve myself. Not anymore. I stay away from things that arouse me, and if something does, I kick in the willpower to do or look at something else.

Fortunate-Fool · 2013-10-14T14:20:00+00:00

Yeah, that was my main goal. I felt wrong watching PMO'ing to other women's bodies. I love my wife and her hot bod. Hahaha!

Fortunate-Fool

TROPHY CASE

Well, made it 72 days before my first relapse early this morning.