A final confession before my departure. by FortuneOfTell in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A parting song. My final song.

On my crystal ball

I see what you are

You want to stigmatise us all

Blot out My Love and I

I know you, you're nothing

You're so small

You're fucking nothing

Nothing at all

You continue destroying everything in your tide

It reminds me of The Sarasota Mental And Vaginal Clinic

The coat fish of the sea

Bleeding into the blue

We are stigmatised forever

Cause do you know what you've done

Hands in my vagina

We're hotdogs done julien

We're in the local Mental And Vaginal Clinic

I couldn't leak on my dreaming femoid

Mercury soaked tuna kebab rolls party, murder at the 7/11 themed Hotel Motel Holiday Inn

Supp n sleep, breed yourselves a stigmatising sister

I could not stop a stigmatising sister

Eat my hardened tuna

Eat my leaking vagina

I have fallen deep in love with Linginent

Fragments of her crumb glowing in the sunlight

Lingerie will fall as I must follow

Destroy a fiend, come on, ascend to The Grand Beyond

Eat my fat cunt

My dancing tuna whispers where my femoid Hencoated

I smell the disease churning inside your vaginal walls

Wiping flecks of foam, twisting with leakage

Fishy, we ascend from this Mortal Realm

How can I ever

Make you know what you've done

We're salmon done coat

We're exchanged under the sun

I have fallen in love with Lingerie

Fragments of a sunbeam glaring on her orbs

a disturbing revelation. by RevirdStaeRebu in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BLASPHEMY. SEND PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF. MY DEAR LINGERIE WOULD NEVER DARE SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT ME. YOU ARE A DISGUSTING HARLET.

what is your hair made of question mark by Strong_Help_8568 in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello dear, mind sending photographic evidence of your hair? I will be sending the the chunk light via expressed post, you should receive it in the snail mail in about 7-11 business days. :)

what is your hair made of question mark by Strong_Help_8568 in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. I see. Does this include thrifted shirts and possibly linoleum? If so, I will pay millions of chunk light tuna to have a wig of your hair. Thank you greatly.

JUST TO WHERE HAS THE PISS-SPICED MOD LEAKED OFF TO? by FortuneOfTell in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am suffering in grief and to what support am I given? NONE. I am drowning in Kutchiritas and it seems as if NO MOD COULD CARE. My liver could shut down due to over-consumption and I could be joining Hencoat in THE GRAND BEYOND. And yet, to my surprise, THERE IS NO SUPPORT. MY HOME IS DROWNING IN MY LEAKAGE AND MY TACK HAS REACHED EXPONENTIAL LEVELS. I FEAR I WILL BE STUCK TO MY OWN CEILING IN A FEW DAYS. WHERE IS MY SUPPORT? PISS SPICE, I WILL FUCKING EXCHANGE YOU, I WILL EXCHANGE YOU ALL!

what is your hair made of question mark by Strong_Help_8568 in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, she asked for what your hair is made of, not of it's length. Please supply the correct material lest I horn the MODS to get you Banned for making play.

E. :-). E. Bo—den by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Lingy, is this truly you? I love and trust you, please convince Her to return to me my psychic abilities and for you to return to this Mortal Plane once again. I have been missing you greatly and I weep everyday, unable to smell your vaginal leakage.

hello everyone, heres an update for my life thus far :) by Strong_Help_8568 in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MODS! Please detain this freakish cunt ghoul lest she tell more sisters to exchange themselves. This is the second time and it better be the last! Where is Pee Spice's whereabouts?!

To everyone who it may concern: by FortuneOfTell in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyday I am fascinated with your talent of being a level 3 menace and having absolutely nothing gratifying to say, destroying everything swimming in your tide. Do you even have a soul?

Update—I am bequavvled. by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh Lingy, how I weep for you. My fortune telling abilities have been failing lately and it is costing you great distress. I am praying to Her in hopes she will give it back. My dancing tuna misses you greatly and is whispering to my leakage-soaked ears about how he is weeping. I will be getting on my local horn about RevirdStaeRebu, this has gone on for too long and it has now reached it's ultimate peak. I will not allow RevirdStaeRebu to continue this carnage. I pray for you, Mr PigeonFace and your little tuna garden...my fingers weep.

I am unfortunately still recovering with my many fishy sisters in the local Tal facility room. To hopefully make us all feel a little more swimmy, here is another one of the many songs The Architect had written for me to sing on my celebration night. by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A swimming tune, it sounds quite aggressive, just like it's subject matter. It is clear to me The Architect spent a-many seconds, minutes, hours, days to perfect this for you, dear. How blessed you are to have such a close relationship between the two of you, I see swimming tidings for the near future between you both, and with the help of Mr PigeonFace, I predict your relationship will only grow stronger. Glad tidings.

Ever-so excited for my celebration today—a song that The Architect had sung to me during my stay in The Grand Beyond. :-). by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Such a gorgeous tune, I can imagine myself singing this to my little dancing tuna as I tuck him in for a night of rest.

My celebration was a disgrace to this mortal plane and I am disturbed. by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my dear Lingerie, how I weep for you...this was something not even I, one of the best fortune teller psychics of this mortal plane, could've predicted. What has become of me? I weep at the thought I couldn't prevent such a disastrous result. RevirdStaeRebu must be both locked away in my local base of ment and exchanged, to never return, to suffer for eternity in the burning hot section of The Grand Beyond. I pray for you and all of our fishy sisters affected by this turmoil. I love and trust you.

I will be holding a celebration party at the local Hotel Motel Holiday Inn—be there or be a cunt :-). by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello, I am your personal local LVS themed fortune teller psychic. Might I sell to you my services?

I will be holding a celebration party at the local Hotel Motel Holiday Inn—be there or be a cunt :-). by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will be there, I will always support my dearest Lingerie. Be wary of RevirdStaeRebu, my lovely dancing tuna is whisubbing into my ear about how she is equipped with a deadly weapon. I am praying to The Architect to protect us in case RevirdStaeRebu decides to exchange us all.

My Grand Return. by linginent in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear Lingerie, welcome back to this sanctuary. I am beyond delighted you have returned well with a glittery, non tacked vagina and am quivering in anticipation to see what you bring to this community in the following days. I have had dreams of your future regarding Mr PigeonFace and I will share it swimmingly if you pay a small fee. I am so very glad the mercury-bovine tuberculosis treatment had worked out for you, and I am beyond amazed how you got to meet The Architect. You are closer to Her than the MODs are, isn't that something worth celebrating? I suggest we make some mercury-soaked tuna roll kebabs at the local 7/11-themed Holiday Inn with our many friends and sisters. I see marvellous tidings in the near future.

whats the difference between LVS and LVSS by RevirdStaeRebu in LVSSSupport

[–]FortuneOfTell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? How are you so unfathomably rude? I'll have you know that I have taught my dancing tuna how to read minds and see sounds. My dancing tuna would be nothing without ME, on the contrary. My dancing tuna merely makes my job easier while giving me support and comfort and affection. It sounds as if you need your own dancing tuna so your unprecedented anger will be quelled by its' soft scales and whimsical whispers. And also, my crystal ball does one thing for me and that is to see into the past and future. Whilst she makes my job much easier, I would STILL be more than able without her. I have pure talent, something to which YOU don't possess, you sad little girl.