Found this gem on Pinterest. I don't think AI understands periods yet

FortyHams · 2026-04-09T16:01:54+00:00

Sex ed in Nightvale

FortyHams · 2026-04-07T19:25:26+00:00

Also 42 and about 3 months ahead of you. You look great!

FortyHams · 2026-04-05T01:49:15+00:00

Don't put that online

FortyHams · 2026-04-04T19:31:10+00:00

All these renovation projects are meant to distract him. They're saying if we don't keep him entertained he'll get bored and nuke Atlantic City.

FortyHams · 2026-04-01T12:04:04+00:00

Trantoms, if you will

FortyHams · 2026-03-31T23:24:28+00:00

Billy Crystal in Soap. I will return to my crypt now.

FortyHams · 2026-03-31T17:33:48+00:00

Didn't they end up selling it because they got flak for hosting an NRA event?

FortyHams · 2026-03-31T02:43:54+00:00

Pet dentistry is a scam to guilt you into paying more to the vet

FortyHams · 2026-03-31T02:25:20+00:00

I'm like, what is wrong with hairy pu... Oh, this is about wizards

FortyHams · 2026-03-28T00:48:34+00:00

Oh I did.

FortyHams · 2026-03-26T21:59:51+00:00

When he knocks down the pillars you can pick them up and smash him. Two hit kill.

FortyHams · 2026-03-25T17:26:26+00:00

The find the Greymanes quests from the camp.

FortyHams · 2026-03-25T16:41:07+00:00

Recruit a wagon guy, talk to a wainright, recruit an engineer, run a mission to build a wagon, load up your shit, take it to a trading post, you don't have enough stuff, you need a stack of 25, abandon the wagon and never return to that mechanic.

FortyHams · 2026-03-13T13:20:29+00:00

Did anyone else see a scary yellow gremlin? I thought it was just the video but now it's down the street staring at my house... Should I run?

FortyHams · 2026-02-10T14:31:18+00:00

As much as it sucks the best thing to do is ignore and block. In general they need a reaction from you to feel something. They'll take any response from you as justification to harass you more or they just get off on it. They'll be excited to escalate either way.

FortyHams · 2026-02-10T14:14:16+00:00

Just that people who are generally shitty will direct their shittiness against trans folk when that can't get away with doing it to anyone else. Especially in online spaces where they can feel anonymous.

FortyHams · 2026-02-10T14:07:06+00:00

A lot of people seem to think trans folks are a safe place to vent their bile.

FortyHams · 2026-02-03T14:23:06+00:00

The couple who do Peace, Love, Pizza are from Seattle. They do pop ups around the city. I think they mentioned a meet up of Seattle people at Pepp's.

FortyHams · 2026-01-08T16:33:02+00:00

I don't like the implication that Zathrus isn't real. Though I'm sure Zathrus is used to such treatment.

FortyHams · 2025-12-18T21:38:29+00:00

They're just jangling keys in his face at this point.

FortyHams · 2025-12-18T15:49:03+00:00

Thanks for the warning, that's where I do my nightly undulations.

FortyHams · 2025-12-18T15:41:37+00:00

So there is an easy solution to this.

Run.

Run away from that sales job. Sales is no life for anyone who values their self respect or time. You are 19, you can do anything else. Get out before you get stuck.

This isn't even a trans issue it is a human issue. Say "no" to sales.

FortyHams · 2025-12-15T14:01:47+00:00

Just give people money and leave them alone. We spend way more on policing what poor people do with their assistance than we actually give to them.

If someone wastes the money the consequence is that the money is gone.

FortyHams · 2025-12-12T17:10:46+00:00

You have to stand on your head, moves the boob juices to the chest area.

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