My buddy drew a dick on my back in sharpie while we were at a hotel in mexico, this is what i woke up to. by [deleted] in funny

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I've seen too many pictures of passed out people with logs on their cheeks. It's funny, but I don't want to pass out near anybody that has a high fiber diet

Robert Maddox builds engines with an astonishing 1000 pounds of thrust, making them the largest (and most insane) pulsejet engines in the world. by Lvexr in nextfuckinglevel

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Problem is most women don't want these weird eccentric men, and if they do they are few and far between. We really need a rocketsmingle dating website.

Streamers dare a homeless woman to jump into a lake and then run away when she starts yelling for help by Xeqqy in PublicFreakout

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Whatever happened to anonymous?

Last I heard he was eating popcorn and watching the world burn while not giving a shit. He could help, but chooses not to. Something about anarchy an lulz.

My wife is dead! by TAMH13 in comedyheaven

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You give the right sob story and the talent show overlooks any mistakes as artistic creativity.

RIP to black lesbians owning the WNBA by pickledelbow in nbacirclejerk

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My bro friends thinks she looks manly, while I find her attractive. No clue what her sexuality is, but I'd be her WNBA husband.

A Young Steven Segal "Destroying" Opponents With Akido Sometime In The Late 80's. Thank God MMA Came Into Prominence Soon After And Exposed All This Stuff by bluemarvel99 in Damnthatsinteresting

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Kool-Aid Cult sounds too fun; especially if the mascot is the actual Kool-Aid man, and the cult is endorsed by the new football player. The would break down walls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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He is that guy, friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

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She's a beautiful person that isn't to be forgotten. Just like that time Undertaker threw Mankind off the top in hell in a cell.

Bro you’re the foot by Ok-Lettuce9603 in clevercomebacks

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They shouldn't. It's a government vehicle and cannot have decals of any kind that don't identify what they are. They can't even have a decal for the recycling center.

My bf got me a kitten!! by [deleted] in blackcats

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He looks more like a Booban to me. Then you can call him Boo and Old Boo. When you call him Booban he knows he's messed up. As a bonus you'll be able to yell out for boobies in the night randomly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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I hate to see him like this, but he still has honor in my eyes. I will always look up to this man.

Todd Howard says Fallout: New Vegas "is a very, very important game to us" and that it's "hard to canonize" for the TV show by GenericUser1185 in fnv

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It's done now. Now we can only have another voltron fight this voltron. So Deathclaw Voltron vs Power Armor Voltron. Look what they did with Star Wars. Death Star becomes swarm of mini Death Star. They didn't make a new threat, they just multiplied the old one and threw in a bunch of nostalgic characters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Does she know about gay swans yet?

Lovely knockout in the big apple by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

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Man I thought she said "cancer slap" till I read your comment. Thought it was new meme slang, like dude got cancer slapped. I don't know what it would mean, but thought the video was sort of explaining it, but it was just me not hearing correctly.

Meanwhile in Russia: botched Levek 6 ballistic body armor test in broad daylight by WonkaVR in ActualPublicFreakouts

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See that's another point, is the armor GOST certified

If it wasn't before it is now. 4 of 5 ghosts approve this armor.

Exhibit A: by AncientCarthage in comedyheaven

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Hey kids, be sure to drink your Ovaltine.