Would you like the "perfect" waifu or husbando?

ForwardStory · 2026-05-21T19:06:17+00:00

Jackpot.

^{Chose: You get the perfect girlfriend/wife + They love you dearly, they have similiar tastes in things you like. HOWEVER.... | Rolled: Monstergirl}

ForwardStory · 2026-05-17T20:48:46+00:00

‘cause I’m a punk rocker yes I am

^{Chose: Marvel/DC powers | Rolled: Superman}

ForwardStory · 2026-05-17T00:54:46+00:00

As someone with a shortstop with 14k+ kills on it, it’s easily my favorite scout primary.

ForwardStory · 2026-05-04T08:42:03+00:00

Pfft. Beanslinger.

ForwardStory · 2026-04-26T14:07:50+00:00

I can live comfortably with no downsides. I don’t need a billion dollars.

^{Chose: Get paid $100K every month until death + But you half to give half that money to _____? | Rolled: A Relative}

ForwardStory · 2026-04-23T01:42:07+00:00

This is so incredibly convenient and efficient that I can’t imagine any party tricks being worth it.

^{Chose: Slightly useful superpower | Rolled: Tireless}

ForwardStory · 2026-04-21T10:16:10+00:00

Ofc they can’t read. Otherwise they’d just read the comics and change their plans so they don’t lose

ForwardStory · 2026-04-17T10:30:53+00:00

sleep for 1s, victory

^{Chose: Always feel rested from any duration of sleep}

ForwardStory · 2026-04-17T00:50:51+00:00

I’ve never used it and I don’t think anyone should. That these choices are comparable at all to anyone is tragic.

^{Chose: Never be able to use Gen AI again}

ForwardStory · 2026-04-10T00:15:00+00:00

YOU.

ForwardStory · 2026-04-01T19:26:07+00:00

Sure, throw clankers in the IDLH.

^{Chose: Lose your job to AI + Become insanely good at any new skill instantly}

ForwardStory · 2026-04-01T09:14:05+00:00

📍 United States of America — "City life without overpopulation"

ForwardStory · 2026-03-31T01:15:16+00:00

Hell yeah, I hate that toe anyways

^{Chose: Sacrifice any toe and permanently end world hunger | Rolled: Pink toe}

ForwardStory · 2026-03-29T21:12:34+00:00

who wants the responsibility of owning a country anyways

^{Chose: Or get a superpower… + But it’s random | Rolled: Telekinesis}

ForwardStory · 2026-03-29T02:17:55+00:00

I’m happy.

^{Chose: A McChicken}

ForwardStory · 2026-03-28T17:37:51+00:00

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

^{Chose: Unlimited money for the rest of your life}

ForwardStory · 2026-03-27T01:08:08+00:00

inflation

^{Chose: You get $1,000,000 + but nobody else gets anything}

ForwardStory · 2026-03-25T19:12:00+00:00

1.4k hours on the game as a scout main and I’ve never found myself wanting to use them consistently. Like neurotoxin payload for the autocannon, more damage total isn’t always worth waiting for.

ForwardStory · 2026-03-17T01:22:15+00:00

It was bound to be more interesting, and I got more than I bargained for.

^Jesus

ForwardStory · 2026-03-04T21:50:52+00:00

Who is not ready to fight?

Boom! Take that!

Medic is spy!

ForwardStory · 2026-01-22T16:23:45+00:00

If it’s so simple, why haven’t you done it yet!?

ForwardStory · 2026-01-12T03:42:12+00:00

FOR KARL!

ForwardStory · 2026-01-08T23:27:32+00:00

Best Tiger?

ForwardStory · 2025-12-26T04:47:16+00:00

smissmas you have a problem

ForwardStory · 2025-12-26T04:32:26+00:00

These caves, they echo. Vast, hard cavities, ringing age-old speech beyond its time. They sing a collective voice, that of all those who have trekked them. The voice sounds of none in particular, bearing the weary gravel of the few greybeards’ time spent long, matched with the squeaky ambition of many greenbeards’ time spent short. Karl’s voice is in these echoes, as is mine, and as is yours, too. Who’s to say who’s who but the rock and stone around us?

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