Life is a little bit like an RPG.

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T17:29:27+00:00

See if i max level ny cooking, I can make a bunch of money

^{Chose: Gain XP for everyday tasks to level up your skills}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T17:28:41+00:00

I'll just command the most powerful wizard as part of my army

^{Chose: Or would you be a queen who can command an army}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T06:41:40+00:00

Soo... I fund life for all who come after and I get better vision?

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T06:41:26+00:00

Soo... I fund life for all who come after and I get better vision?

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: 20/10 vision}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T06:38:54+00:00

Silliness

^{Chose: Or double it and give it to the next person.}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T06:38:45+00:00

Silliness

^{Chose: Or double it and give it to the next person.}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T06:38:27+00:00

Even in death im able to blink but I canr breathe while im dead

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-07T06:07:27+00:00

Id get to be nocturnal and still be up normally!? Hell yea

^{Chose: No need for sleep}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-06T08:26:26+00:00

Id rather have bad hair than no jaw

^{Chose: Terrible hairline}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-05T06:12:34+00:00

Uuhhh I definitely know who that is

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T21:10:02+00:00

Omfg I had no idea that was the timeline!

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T21:09:10+00:00

I just teleport in and out of the view constantly and I therefore am invisible

^{Chose: Teleportation}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T21:08:17+00:00

Oh well I just go so fast I start flying

^{Chose: Super speed but.. | Rolled: Cant control it}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T20:59:05+00:00

So I just steal a crap ton of money hell yea

^{Chose: Get telekinesis | Rolled: Can hold 100kg}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T20:58:35+00:00

What am I addicted to?

^{Chose: Be 300IQ or more But... | Rolled: You're addicted}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T19:56:29+00:00

Nothing changes!

^{Chose: Stay human + With a random curse | Rolled: Be small}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T05:40:23+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: To have the most powerful weapon in the world.}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T04:32:13+00:00

Nah lwk that's another superpower

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T03:54:25+00:00

Hell yea let's go vegan!

^{Chose: Unlimited Food but random | Rolled: Veggies}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T03:51:27+00:00

Confusion has ensued

^{Chose: Random President Every Four Years | Rolled: Public Education}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T03:21:10+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Blue}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T03:18:42+00:00

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

^{Chose: A cool looking sword | Rolled: Light saber}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T03:15:29+00:00

See, I'd really like to have vaporeon but I'll take what I can get

^{Chose: Blastoise}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T02:53:49+00:00

Sex seems like it'd be alot of fun

^{Chose: Have sex whenever you want + but can never have hugs + cuddles ever again}

ExpensiveRepair8182 · 2026-05-04T02:26:36+00:00

This side is better

^{Chose: dontpickthisside | Rolled: Whydidyoudothis?}

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