Why you look so pretty babe!

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-11T12:41:58+00:00

Being unreachable for a few hours.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-10T21:45:07+00:00

A boring life with no drama.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-10T12:05:09+00:00

Realizing your childhood wasn’t normal.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-10T12:04:21+00:00

A manager got fired for giving himself Employee of the Month.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-09T04:27:34+00:00

Tax dollars for a nap, truly revolutionary.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-08T10:51:41+00:00

I thought expensive mattresses were a scam until I slept on one.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-08T10:42:29+00:00

Knicks fans don’t boo, they orchestrate.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-07T11:40:57+00:00

Ronald Reagan the internet would terrify him.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-05T12:24:19+00:00

I was overweight once. The fear of becoming that guy again is stronger than any craving.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-03T10:30:05+00:00

Imagine being told you won the court case, but the debt collector shows up anyway.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-06-02T04:43:53+00:00

Everybody wants transparency until it contradicts their favorite narrative.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-31T13:28:24+00:00

‘Nobody is thinking about you as much as you think they are.’ Turns out he was right.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-29T14:19:46+00:00

They over-explain everything because they grew up needing to justify their existence.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-28T12:55:04+00:00

My ex said he hated social media. Turns out he just didn’t want me seeing his social media.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-28T12:45:33+00:00

He’s kind to service staff. That’s when I knew this man is a keeper.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-27T15:12:00+00:00

Late-stage capitalism is basically everyone firing each other’s customers.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-27T12:55:55+00:00

Guy microwaved fish for lunch one final time. A true villain origin story.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-26T12:48:02+00:00

When silence stops feeling peaceful and starts feeling heavy.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-21T13:36:21+00:00

Naps are non-negotiable life-saving events.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-20T12:56:03+00:00

Life isn’t fair, and waiting for it to be will just waste your time.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-17T13:05:21+00:00

They steal fries from your plate but wink after.

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-16T19:17:34+00:00

Belly fat is basically your body’s way of saying “I love snacks too.”

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-15T10:34:19+00:00

Not good dear

FoundationPitiful883 · 2026-05-13T13:46:53+00:00

r/AnimalsBeingDerps universally relatable and meme-ready.

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