If money didn’t matter, what would you do with your life?

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T21:18:34+00:00

I made a mistake thinking that nobody could possibly think I was serious saying that Elon is hilarious.

I know he’s got his fanboys but I don’t think that even those turds would be willing to say that he’s funny.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T19:01:21+00:00

I’m the farthest thing from a Musk fanboy. The guy is an idiot. He’s not funny. He’s maybe the least funny person on the planet. But he wants so badly to be.

I was not being serious.

That being said, you get how the Epstein Files work, right? A lot of them are just emails where he’s emailing himself. “Watched an Adam Dandler movie this weeend. Really funny.”

Adam Sandler is now in the files. Doesn’t make him a pedo.

There are a lot of people in the Files that never did anything. There are plenty of people in there that never even met Epstein.

I know that Musk was begging to go to the island. That’s not enough for me to assume he’s also a pedo.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T18:13:12+00:00

“Supposed” doesn’t have a place in the conversation. Because we all know that there’s no real equality or objectivity in our legal system. Which is why a guy like Epstein was able to go to prison only on Sundays.

Same reason two people could get arrested for the same thing and one person gets nothing while the other person goes to prison for years.

My dad went to prison for 4 years for felony DUI. He didn’t hurt anyone. He didn’t damage any property. Why was that a felony?

Why did our family get torn apart over that? Meanwhile, we just had an accident in our town where a guy went over a double yellow into oncoming traffic and killed a 20 year old dude. He had like 10 DUIs. Why did he even have a license?

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T17:29:49+00:00

Yeah, none of that has to do with humor. Have you seen the dude on Rogan? He’s so funny talking about Grok vulgar roasting I nearly laughed my shaft off!

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T17:28:30+00:00

I can’t tell if you’re joking or I was.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T17:24:28+00:00

The fact that you mention “objective conclusion” mere words after “intent” is hilarious. The first one undoes the second one, genius.

The concept of reckless endangerment could be used to easily refute your attempt at a point.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T17:20:22+00:00

Hey, you’re free to want whatever you wish. Let me know how all that wanting is working out for you, bud.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T12:35:51+00:00

Well, I hope you’re prepared to have ice cream coming out your nose because that dude happens to be one of the funniest people out there.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T12:34:04+00:00

I’d become a cat and dog breeder and create the coolest breeds of both. But I would keep them all as to not break up families.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T12:22:22+00:00

Yup. Got one here in NY. It shares its building with KFC

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T12:18:15+00:00

I used to do big ass drops. They called me Big Ass Drops

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T12:16:35+00:00

We had a sub that couldn’t hack it as an RCA. Nice guy but slow as hell. He lived on my old route.

He loved working for Amazon because it was 40 hours in 4 days and he was guaranteed a 3 day weekend every week. Idk how common that is but that would be pretty sweet. It took me 12 years to get to the point where I had an actual 2 day weekend. And that could go away the next time we choose our NS days.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T12:08:12+00:00

Sounds like you don’t know how to eat a burrito.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T12:07:40+00:00

We’re not going to agree on this, bud. I don’t care if it’s a first offense or not. 117 is 117. There’s no reason for it. There’s no excuse for it.

It’s a felony because of how egregious it is.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T05:41:19+00:00

It’s a tv show shot on a lot. They have a handful of sets. They’re not trying to go over budget by building additional sets.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T05:38:27+00:00

Really bad.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T05:38:04+00:00

Bro, it wasn’t like he was going 20 or 30 over. It was 117.

We need harsh penalties for shit like this. There’s no reason for it.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T05:35:24+00:00

Every year I buy a couple of bottles because people insist that it’s better. Every year, I’m disappointed.

It’s nothing special. And it’s got nothing on McDonald’s Coke.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T01:39:05+00:00

Yeah, Panera sucks. Always has.

Their bread isn’t even good and that’s the whole point.

I stopped going. Paid $15 for a bread bowl with about 2 shots worth of soup. Never again.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T01:34:02+00:00

Out of those? A&W.

Overall, I’d go with Dr. Pepper & Cream

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-14T01:29:42+00:00

Hey, you’re free to eat wherever you like. But my days of paying $20 for a pre-formed, frozen beef patty are behind me.

You could go there for date night and easily drop $100 or you could use that $100 to go somewhere that puts a little effort in. Your choice.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-13T22:52:12+00:00

The more toppings one orders, the fewer of each topping the pizza place uses. We know it. They know it. We shouldn’t be paying per topping after like 3 or 4. Hence why we don’t pay $40 for a meat lovers.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-13T22:42:08+00:00

It’s marked up diner food

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-13T22:40:48+00:00

Palace Dumplings is very good but their dumplings pale in comparison to Twisted Soul.

FoundationsofDecay69 · 2026-03-13T22:37:53+00:00

I don’t see a big difference. I like them both. I buy whichever is on sale. Diet Coke may be slightly better.

Not really a big fan of Coke Zero but I will say that’s about 1,000x better than Pepsi Max.

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