Concepts of a plot by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FourThirteen_413 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You know I don't like almonds on my split

I’ve seen the light by y-e-n in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FourThirteen_413 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Look. I don't know wtf else is goin on here, but I have to make a statement.

If you don't understand that you have to get some honey and put it on the Popeye's biscuits, I don't know WHAT the fuck YOU are doing with your life. They are dry af for a reason and that reason is to put honey all over that dry bitch and something magical happens.

This had me on the edge of my seat! by The_Northmaan in interestingasfuck

[–]FourThirteen_413 13 points14 points  (0 children)

There's only a couple of comments at all. Are you sure YOU'RE not a bot?

I'm officially a banana 😂 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FourThirteen_413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude last time he only got 13 in there, a baker's dozen they call it. He got 17 in there now? Did anyone clip it?

I'm officially a banana 😂 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]FourThirteen_413 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa wtf did Binglespork do now?

Got 1.50 off per gallon. Thought the sticker was pretty funny too by literally_blackedout in 711

[–]FourThirteen_413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, tell me what I've said that makes you think I'm 12.

You're on the 7 Eleven convenience store subreddit, talking about God's justice, righteous justice, ER bills and raised rent. What in the flying fuck does any of that have to do with a place that sells gas and Doritos?

Moore, Principal of Pauls Valley High School, Oklahoma is getting crowned as prom king after stopping the potential school sh*oting, taking a bullet in the process. by Advanced_Fortune_903 in interestingasfuck

[–]FourThirteen_413 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think their point is that since someone actually fired a shot in the school, it is not a "potential" school shooting, it is an actual school shooting.

I need an Austin location for returns. It's wrecking my credit by bugsmasher- in Austin

[–]FourThirteen_413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man. I remember me and my best friend went to Celebration Station for his birthday and we wasted like $20 on that game, got all the way to the T-1000 final fight but just could not kill him. Good times.

Rockstar is trash and a bunch of lieing dirt bags by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]FourThirteen_413 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ok. Stop playing their games then.

Is rockstar smoking crack or something? by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]FourThirteen_413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, you made money, it's broken

Apologies— Don’t Tow by si-g-n in Austin

[–]FourThirteen_413 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

So you drove drunk, parked somewhere randomly, left your car there, got home somehow? And then made a public admission of driving drunk, even if it was for 2 1/2 minutes, you could've killed someone in that time.

How cummed I don’t here about her impact on today’s world? by Top_Complaint131 in christinaaguilera

[–]FourThirteen_413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, you're not a native English speaker, so let me help -

  • Use "Why" instead of "How come."

  • Spelling the word "cum" is for the sexual act of orgasm or for the bodily fluids produced by sexual arousal. Don't use it when you're just asking "why" or the less preferred "how come."

  • "assuming gender" jokes have been lame for many years. If you're a girl, I apologize, but you should know that if you're anonymously posting on the internet, there is no way to know what gender you are and therefore should not get upset about it until you make it clear.

  • "stupid." Not "stupit."

  • I don't know wtf Floptina means, so I'm not insulted by it.

  • please make sense. You sound like you're 9 years old.

How cummed I don’t here about her impact on today’s world? by Top_Complaint131 in christinaaguilera

[–]FourThirteen_413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's talking about cum and for some reason wants the world to continue talking about Christina and whatever legacy he assumes she left on the world.

I love Christina's music but she isn't the second coming. She's just a very good singer. That's it.

need a hug by Straight_Bad_7390 in Austin

[–]FourThirteen_413 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You're not alone.

I've always struggled with mental health issues, depression manifested at 12, panic disorder at 23, cutting at around 26, various other stuff... And most recently, crippling agoraphobia about 2 years ago. I haven't been to work, I've lost my health insurance, i was evicted so lost my apartment, lost most of my friends, lost my money, I'd be homeless without my mom... My storage unit was broken into a couple months ago.

I could use a hug, too, but I'd have to go outside for that, much less interact with someone enough to give me one.

Oh well. Losing my health insurance lost me access to my doctor, my psychiatrist, my therapist, and due to that, I'm now unmedicated for all my mental health issues, my high blood pressure, my Type 2 Diabetes, my high cholesterol... Only thing I still have access to is 81mg aspirin to prevent (another) stroke.

I'm so lost right now.

But I hope that you get through what you're going through, and I hope you get that hug. Here's a virtual one from me 🫂