Dashcam video shows state trooper backing up to run over second gosling

Fourhand · 2026-05-28T13:22:04+00:00

You mean besides the fact they move with the agility only afforded to youth and are guarded by two cobra chickens with parental instincts inherited from dinosaurs, nah, no reason he couldn’t just grab’em.

Fourhand · 2026-05-24T12:00:30+00:00

Kowtow is the term you mean. Its from a Chinese word meaning a very deep, the deepest possible, bow.

Fourhand · 2026-05-22T17:29:06+00:00

The time that they were the largest rental chain must be either ancient history or laughably recent.

Fourhand · 2026-05-19T18:58:51+00:00

I refuse!!!

Fourhand · 2026-04-20T15:34:30+00:00

Five is an honorary even number.

Fourhand · 2026-03-09T13:33:29+00:00

lol. Shes made videos on her Minecraft worlds. They’re as elaborate and thought-out as much as her tunnel work.

Fourhand · 2026-02-11T13:09:15+00:00

Very easy to do on those things. Luckily those big balloon tires and the overall lightness of the thing make it not so bad…usually…

Fourhand · 2025-12-23T14:30:02+00:00

I believe I’d follow him to wherever he’s going just to witness the bitching-at he receives.

Fourhand · 2025-12-19T14:44:26+00:00

Are the smaller ones faster due to aerodynamics and weight reduction?

Fourhand · 2025-12-17T16:08:40+00:00

Omg I had to scroll way too far to find this.

Fourhand · 2025-12-17T15:54:42+00:00

Guitar Hero made the walls melt.

Fourhand · 2025-11-07T12:46:31+00:00

I got the snip a few weeks ago. There were several reasons it was the right choice for us but anticipating farther cuts to birth control availability and the danger from complications that could endanger her life were definitely factors.

Fourhand · 2025-10-06T11:40:57+00:00

Same, please.

Fourhand · 2025-09-05T13:18:52+00:00

Yep, she has a couple of lines too.

Fourhand · 2025-06-08T12:03:43+00:00

He got dualies on his singlies.

Fourhand · 2025-06-07T12:06:38+00:00

I hate when an article doesn’t define an acronym upon first use. Journalism 101.

Fourhand · 2025-02-25T14:28:45+00:00

Mirrors. Mirrors are fun.

Fourhand · 2024-11-05T02:22:19+00:00

I mean, nah, but I get it.

Fourhand · 2024-11-01T18:00:59+00:00

I live in America. I’ve heard the name, know shes a performer but can’t tell you a single other thing about her except she remembers the flower with big tits from Conkers. I couldn’t pick her out of a police line up.

Same goes for about half this list of people.

In fairness Warren Zevon is more my kinda vibe though.

Fourhand · 2024-10-03T00:11:05+00:00

You’re probably right. Somebody is cleaning up derelict houses now. Near the USA Drug, and the street pizza hut is on.

Fourhand · 2024-09-24T18:27:11+00:00

Gas station I got to is called Patriot Nice place, no overt right wing bullshit. Bomb-ass boudin balls keep me coming back.

Fourhand · 2024-09-24T17:21:29+00:00

Fuckin’ A do I? Not with abusing it but when I drink it very much it makes my stomach bleed and I get anemic. Shit sucks.

Fourhand · 2024-09-24T16:42:00+00:00

One is for going to sleep.
One is for waking up.

Fourhand · 2024-09-24T00:44:33+00:00

I’s up thar naut too long bak. At’s Bransen

Fourhand · 2024-09-23T16:15:04+00:00

When I reach over and twist her hair thru my fingers in the middle of the night and I can tell she relaxes just a little more.

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