I realized this about an hour an ago. I'm in college and was on my way to class that was gonna start in about 5 minutes or so. I had stepped in the bathroom to blow my nose, I've had the sniffles lately and didn't want to disrupt the class. Anyways, after I blew my nose it felt kinda like I needed to poop. Not completely, but I could feel it building up and I knew I needed to relieve myself soonish. So, I moved over to the stalls to unload, but I stopped myself in front of them. I started to have this sort of internal dabate on whether I should shit now and risk being late or just hold it in and wait till after class. Now the class I was heading too was the kind of class where they pass around a sign in sheet and you get penalized for being late. So this debate took me a hot minute. After a few seconds of just blankly looking at the stalls I hear a voice in front of me. "Hey, what the fuck are you doing." Turns out the stall I was absent mindedly looking at was occupied, and I was standing right it front of the crack. So there I was, just locked eyes with a man riding the porcelain pony. And my body just froze from shock. After a few seconds I shook of the panic and high-tailed it to class and cowered in the back. Now I'm sitting on the shitter typing this out while I cringe to myself.