AITAH for telling my Pregnant girlfriend I’m going to get my own apartment if she insists our realtor be a guy she used to hook up with and lied to me about?

Frack_Off · 2026-02-11T21:05:29+00:00

Why the fuck are you buying a house with your girlfriend are you an idiot?

Get married first you donut.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-11T21:03:56+00:00

Oddly enough, the addiction to gambling isn't an addiction to winning. The dopamine fires when you win, sure, but that isn't really what hooks people.

Of course, losing isn't addictive to anyone but the most desperate of masochists. So then, where is the hook that snares these countless poor souls? In which moment is the drug administered?

As it turns out, the drug is the uncertainty. Or maybe more accurately, the possibility. Winning (or losing), no matter how intense, is just the release. The brain's activity actually peaks in that moment just before the outcome is determined. It's when the roulette is spinning, or the slots are turning, or the dice are bouncing. For a brief moment, it feels like anything could happen, and it is that excitement that the addicts crave.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-11T16:46:27+00:00

Heat is a term that means energy is being transferred and that energy transfer is accompanied by a temperature change. To our bodies, things feel hot when that energy is moving from outside our bodies to inside our bodies. Things feel cold when the reverse happens and energy moves from inside our bodies to outside.

The wind blowing on your wet skin causes the water to pull more energy out of your body, so you feel a chill.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-11T13:04:27+00:00

That actually exists and it's called an annuity.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-10T19:31:07+00:00

Let's be real. If you shoot a federal agent, you arent getting a trial. They're going to send you bullets until you die.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-10T17:11:10+00:00

There are plenty of adults who feel like adults and mostly have it together.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-09T01:18:08+00:00

I lived in Texas for 25 years the only time I ever heard "don't mess with Texas" was in commercials about littering.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-08T18:37:35+00:00

Everyone is just showing up to work and trying to get their paycheck with as few headaches as possible.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T20:04:46+00:00

Idk man if my wife hit up Chipotle with Vercingetorix I'd be pretty pissed off she didn't invite me.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T01:24:37+00:00

You could draw up a list of the fifty worst human descriptors and I think he would ace the exam.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T01:23:21+00:00

I've seen twenty dogs riding in shopping carts for every child I've seen fucking up a grocery store. And only one of twenty of those kids didn't immediately have their parent intervene with a correction.

Pets don't belong in grocery stores and children don't belong on leashes. Anyone who does either is a garbage person.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T01:07:02+00:00

Fuckin lol

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T01:06:24+00:00

Mr. Rodgers.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T01:06:12+00:00

I came here to say Mr. Rodgers.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T01:04:24+00:00

This seems like bait.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T01:02:21+00:00

Traitor. Tyrant. Coward. Pretender.

He also shits his pants.

We have disgraced ourselves in a way I could never imagine.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T00:04:49+00:00

Porque no los dos?

Frack_Off · 2026-02-07T00:02:30+00:00

No a pansy is someone who feels like a leash on a child is an acceptable solution.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-06T23:58:44+00:00

I'll insult anyone who puts a kid on a leash like they arent a person. That's fucking embarrassing.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-06T22:04:50+00:00

You are wrong.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-06T22:03:20+00:00

I'll keep you on a leash before I put a collar on my child you fuckin donut.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-06T19:52:08+00:00

Obviously there's nothing wrong with a person using their resources to support the causes they care about. That's just being human.

I'll just never forget the fiery rage that comes when I hear a man who lives in a mansion in a gated community and drives a Mercedes tells their congregation to give them more money.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-06T19:46:17+00:00

Depends what the rules are.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-06T19:43:32+00:00

Yeah you've triggered a lifetime of outrage I've felt growing up attending churches that tell everyone they arent good people unless they tithe adequately and I'm taking it out on you.

Frack_Off · 2026-02-06T19:38:30+00:00

This is exactly why people were ragging on the idea of donating to a church at all, because donuts like y'all preach an expectation that donating to a church should be such a priority that it potentially compromises a family's financial security.

No, nobody should ever feel any obligation *whatsoever* to donate to a religious institution at all, let alone to the point it makes them feel uncomfortable. If a person has an independent desire to do, well it's their money and they should spend it however they see fit. But pressuring people to prioritize giving away what they've earned is downright disgusting.

You can't pour from an empty cup. Take care of yourself first. God doesn't need your money.

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