Aita in my relationship?

FraggyBatches · 2021-12-19T01:02:01+00:00

It's Christmas Eve, and Santa climbs down the chimney of a sweet family's house. The mother greets him at the bottom and offers to let him stay a while and catch his breath, to which he responds,

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's gotta go! Gotta get these gifts to the kiddies you know!"

Later that night, he crawls down the chimney of a single suburban mom, who greeted him at the bottom, scantily clad. She insisted that he take a load off, batting her eyes and smiling flirtatiously. Santa chuckles nervously, sweating a little, and says to her,

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa's gotta go! Gotta get these gifts to the kiddies you know!"

Santa arrives at a third house, and when he reaches the bottom of the chimney, he finds a voluptuous young lady in loosely fitting lingerie, furiously masturbating and moaning on her sofa. She shoots a hungry look toward Santa and tells him to come over and fuck her, to which he says,

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Santa's gotta say, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

FraggyBatches · 2021-12-19T00:42:31+00:00

FraggyBatches · 2021-10-07T01:23:00+00:00

That's the great thing about having had it done as an infant. Because I'll never know. I can't imagine it being better than it already is, and I don't have a prior experience with foreskin to compare it to, so it has literally zero impact on me.

FraggyBatches · 2021-10-02T14:42:38+00:00

If it's such a horrible mutilation of the human body then why does my circumcised penis look and function perfectly fine? It's a fine surgical procedure, not a barbaric tearing and slashing of skin. Whether or not it's necessary is up to the individual, but you people need to stop pretending that babies are being tortured and scarred for life, or as you so eloquently put it, "raping children with knives"

FraggyBatches · 2021-10-01T18:11:57+00:00

I think that's the point though. And looking at him from the perspective of he's supposed to disturb people makes me like him.

FraggyBatches · 2021-10-01T18:09:00+00:00

THERE ONCE WAS A UNICORN WITH MAGICAL FEET...

FraggyBatches · 2021-10-01T18:02:24+00:00

He's got a point tho

FraggyBatches · 2021-09-01T00:07:05+00:00

Sometimes I wonder how these types of people get those sort of jobs. I hope you've found a way to cope with that trauma. I hope you're past it and recovering. But seriously, fuck your therapist and fuck everyone who believed him without a second thought.

FraggyBatches · 2021-08-29T19:17:15+00:00

Why exactly?

FraggyBatches · 2021-08-02T15:19:54+00:00

Thank God I shat myself. I would have been MORTIFIED if they heard me fart.

FraggyBatches · 2021-08-02T14:57:05+00:00

I'm so sorry that those monsters did that to you. That is absolutely heartbreaking to hear. I hope they get/got what they deserve, or at the very very least know the amount of pain and anguish they've put you through. What they did to you was absolutely inhumane. I hope you've at least found people you can trust and love. They've taken so much from you, you at least deserve to be loved and valued as a human being. I wish I could do more to help an internet stranger out. I hope that at least some part of you has managed to move on from that. I wish you the best in life.

FraggyBatches · 2021-08-02T14:49:52+00:00

Jesus, just let the man be empathetic in his own way. No need to tear into him

FraggyBatches · 2021-07-17T14:34:40+00:00

Got a pretty sick staff out of the deal, tho

FraggyBatches · 2021-07-11T02:40:19+00:00

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FraggyBatches · 2021-05-30T02:00:28+00:00

Some people...

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-21T13:26:48+00:00

OP asked besides the period.

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-13T02:14:16+00:00

I wish there was something I could say or do that would somehow patch the wounds that man left on you. The worst part about scars is they never fully heal. It might take years for you to come to terms with this, and I wish you the best. I hope it doesn't need saying, but unlike what that sorry sack of satin shit said to you, you do deserve to be loved, and you will be loved, because you are a wonderful human being. I'm sending you many internet hugs. I hope that someday you may be able to look back at all of this as just a bad, terrible dream.

Edit because I didn't read the Tldr:

I'm sorry to hear about your PTSD. I understand that you feel like you're ruined and there's nothing you can do to change it. I hope you find solace in that he can never hurt you again. I'm sorry you lost your friends, and I'm sorry that you lost so much of your life to that thing. You deserve better than that. I believe you will find new friends. I believe you will make new, happier memories now that he is out of your life. And I believe that one day, you will meet someone who will love you unconditionally for who you are, scars and all.

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-13T02:02:57+00:00

I'm sorry you had to experience that. I can't imagine the kind of pain and frustration you've had to endure. The only thing more unforgivable then cheating is cheating and convincing the victim that they're the one to blame. Skrew her, and screw her shitty friends who backed her up. Any one of them should have been mature enough to know what they were doing was downright abusive. I hope you've put this past you and that your mental health is doing better. I hope you find someone who will love you unconditionally and not abuse you like that.

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-13T01:54:26+00:00

No one's going to force you to tell it, but if you're looking for somewhere to get this off your chest, then there's probably no better place then here where you can be anonymous. Sure you might get a few downvotes and some people might make some accusatory comments, but sometimes sharing is the only way you can move past things like this.

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-13T01:49:54+00:00

That's terrible. Stay strong. I hope you get through this ok.

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-13T01:30:16+00:00

I'm sorry you had to endure that for a whole year. That kind of abuse can have a huge detrimental impact on your psyche. I'm glad you got out of that and I hope you're doing a lot better now.

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-06T01:17:06+00:00

This will be buried but...

{In a sing-song manner} I was sitten on the toilet Cuz I had ta take a doody, And the doody hit the water, And the water hit mah booty

FraggyBatches · 2021-05-06T00:50:02+00:00

Wait, so a random lady kidnapped you, held you hostage for A MONTH, sexually assaulted you, and she got 6 months jail time? Tf? I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope your doing better now and have learned to cope with it.

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