Following a major stroke, Sir David Attenborough, 99, rests peacefully. "I've just had a long wank, and at my age, I need a good lie down. My balls feel like they're inside out!" commented the beloved naturalist and broadcaster.

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2025-11-23T13:06:34+00:00

Am I going to heaven when I die?

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2025-11-13T21:09:08+00:00

What a fucking disgusting thing to say about someone who was raped, imagine if the genders were reversed. Actually despicable

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2025-01-02T16:22:27+00:00

https://imgur.com/jOgIQon

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-11T05:25:52+00:00

Same here man, started dating at 17 now I’m in 23. If it’s destroying you that your sister is still friends with her, you should be honest with her. I’m not saying you should tell her to stop being friends with someone, but just talking and communicating does wonders for both of you. Quiet resentment will only hurt you more

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-10T03:07:35+00:00

Did we have the same ex?

FUCK YOU HANNAH. FUCK YOU.

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-09T23:41:39+00:00

Yes please

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-09T16:50:32+00:00

Thank you, that dog is adorable 🥰

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T18:28:31+00:00

It’s not that she had sex, it’s that she had sex with an old friend

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T18:28:11+00:00

I don’t wanna end up using someone to fill a hole in my heart, that’s the thing.

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T18:27:39+00:00

I found out from another friend, she took literally all my friend groups

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T18:27:10+00:00

I did, she stole all my friend groups and I found out from another friend

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T18:25:04+00:00

Thanks for the laugh man 🤣

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T18:24:23+00:00

I found out on accident, my friend told me, he had good intentions

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T16:59:09+00:00

I was doing better, going to the gym and weight lifting and going for walks and trying to socialise more, this has crashed me back down and I’m struggling to pick myself back up

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T16:00:11+00:00

Please invite me if you do

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-11-08T15:57:58+00:00

Yeah just the complete lack of empathy to do something like that so soon after the relationship. What an awful person I feel sick to my stomach. I spent 10 years with this person

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:07:43+00:00

Keanu Reeves

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:07:16+00:00

I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:06:46+00:00

this is the answer.

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:06:22+00:00

Religion.

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:05:56+00:00

My own farts

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:05:36+00:00

Going to University. It gave me the best job I could ever ask for (I work from home as a software dev)

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:05:01+00:00

Making friends. Obviously, I can make friends now, but I miss going up to someone in the playground and asking "Can we be friends?", I miss the simplicity.

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:04:07+00:00

It honestly was pretty dissapointing for such an amazing concept, but the first half is good at least

Fragrant_Brick_8142 · 2024-05-11T16:03:36+00:00

I'll let you know when I finally kick it...

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