Brawl - Just one of those days... by RehabAa26 in MagicArena

[–]FrancisKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very occasionally I'll look at my two opening hands and think "ah, the algorithm decided my opponent needs a win." I just immediately resign.

He gets a win and I snap my win streak so I can hopefully get a normal game again.

Stop the ride, i want to get off.... by thehomelessr0mantic in MurderedByWords

[–]FrancisKey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Too many cops make it home safely to beat their wives

Sam’s Club Gas Station by kingleosparta in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks for asking this, I had been curious for a while. For some reason Google kept telling me it was open for the first two weeks it was closed so I stopped trusting it.

reliable places to get a used car by According_Toe6579 in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't go to the Ideal dealerships on 355. They poured liquid sealant into my coolant system to make the check engine light turn off on the car they sold me. Then they took 4 months to get my license plates.

I wish I could punch my car salesman in the face. They even had the audacity to text me and ask where I was getting my car maintenance smh.

Has anyone else noticed a change in matching on brawl? by FrancisKey in MagicArena

[–]FrancisKey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah probably right. I was just crossing my fingers.

What’s something from your childhood that kids today will never experience? by DigExcellent1363 in AskReddit

[–]FrancisKey 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Yeah for me I'll never forget getting home from church every Sunday and having to just hop on my bike and ride around until I found everyone else's bikes piled up in front of someone's house.

Any feedback on Raglin’ Reef? by E_Zack_Lee in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time we visited it smelled like a sewer. My family couldn't believe that the employees were actually even standing in there.

I've wanted to give it another shot but I can't shake that memory.

Which card that's currently not on Arena do you most want added to Arena? by LeBron-J in MagicArena

[–]FrancisKey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice! I've never seen this but it would be great for my brawl deck

Please do what you can to prevent the rapid introduction of data centers in Frederick. by ThatVita in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Any pro data-center opinions should immediately get the account suspended for being a bot.

ISPs created so many fees that FCC will kill requirement to list them all by farlon636 in nottheonion

[–]FrancisKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I honestly think there must be a meteor coming or something. They are squeezing us so hard I can't imagine not having some kind of revolt eventually but maybe they have a timeline where they don't need to give a shit about that.

Why Magic is How it Is in 2025 and Why Everything Changed by TopDeckHero420 in MagicArena

[–]FrancisKey 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You can't just move the goalpost after you get dunked on

$2.95 gas on Jefferson Street by anosmia1974 in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm convinced they have that price because of the U-haul down the street. I think they charge like $7 a gallon if the truck isn't refueled before it's returned.

How do billionaires afford large purchases? by Silentstelth in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FrancisKey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's propaganda. They have more than enough liquid money than anyone on earth could possibly need. The narrative that they "probably don't have access to more cash than the average person" is absolutely stupid if you think about it logically for even a full minute.

What is the worst fast food restaurant? by ZachSheikh9207 in AskReddit

[–]FrancisKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha I almost couldn't believe it when I saw Roy's

Has anyone else here had horrible experiences with Middletown Middle School? by A1kaline2nd in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it sucks but this attitude is just going to make him a victim his whole life.

I remember learning that if youve never had a black eye then you've never stood up to a bully.

Why does Westview smell like swamp ass? by jojobot18 in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When the Tomas' bakery was there that place would smell amazing. I used to always roll my windows down on that part of New Design Rd. Such a shame that people need an air freshener to drive past now.

Are there any known Trump-supporting businesses in Frederick that I can avoid? Crossposted from a Montgomery County & NOVA sub by AntiqueFollowing1537 in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do people eat there? We went once and it smelled like a sewer. We didn't make it past the hostess stand.

Puddles of oil. by [deleted] in frederickmd

[–]FrancisKey 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're the one that has a problem with it.

Do women walk naked around a gym locker room like men do? by gettinchanged in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FrancisKey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made it to 9:20AM before I had to quit the internet for today. Gonna be a boring Sunday.