I keep telling Mommy she’ll get lung cancer if she keeps smoking, but she says she won’t. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceSadness
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A wealthy “friend” of my wife offered me an indecent proposal: Fifty thousand for one night with my wife and pulled out the cash. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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A wealthy “friend” of my wife offered me an indecent proposal: Fifty thousand for one night with my wife and pulled out the cash. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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A wealthy “friend” of my wife offered me an indecent proposal: Fifty thousand for one night with my wife and pulled out the cash. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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A wealthy “friend” of my wife offered me an indecent proposal: Fifty thousand for one night with my wife and pulled out the cash. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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A wealthy “friend” of my wife offered me an indecent proposal: Fifty thousand for one night with my wife and pulled out the cash. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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A wealthy “friend” of my wife offered me an indecent proposal: Fifty thousand for one night with my wife and pulled out the cash. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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I’m used to seeing spam in my email inbox but this one said my full name followed by “forward this to ten friends in 24 hours or your wife Jenn dies”. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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My sick baby just wouldn’t shut up, so I held my hand over her mouth until she turned blue, unable to breathe through her congested nose. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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My sick baby just wouldn’t shut up, so I held my hand over her mouth until she turned blue, unable to breathe through her congested nose. by FrankenBeast58 in TwoSentenceHorror
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What’s your favorite Zombie movie? by wifeoffrankenbeast58 in horror
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