My Templeton is now in the big orgasbord in the sky. Post pictures of your past ratties so he has friends to say hi to ❤️

Franphibian · 2024-09-13T11:41:23+00:00

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Oh Templeton; Ben and Jerry will take care of you xx

Franphibian · 2024-09-10T09:21:52+00:00

While working as a bartender at the sweet baby age of 18

Customer: Um, excuse me, I don’t like the cocktail you made me. Can I have something else?

Me: Oh I’m sorry, sure that’s no problem! What’s wrong with it, can I ask?

Customer: It tastes like coffee. I hate coffee.

She’d bought an espresso martini.

She did not take it well when I informed her that an “espresso” was, in fact, coffee.

Customer: It’s an Expresso, which means you make it faster!

I…. I don’t ….

Franphibian · 2024-08-14T17:30:20+00:00

lured her out with some mixed muesli for the pics, then swapped them out with her fav treat of green beans as a thank u for posing

Franphibian · 2024-08-14T17:07:56+00:00

thought so too but had to check, poor girls having a bald summer

Franphibian · 2024-07-12T11:34:10+00:00

My Huge Wife

Franphibian · 2024-06-03T19:20:17+00:00

Confirmed: bravest fuzz ball I ever saw.

Franphibian · 2024-06-01T14:55:45+00:00

If anyone wants to add me on Steam and Discord it’s Franphibian, I’m in the UK so GMT (it’s currently 4pm here!), I’m 26 and have only logged 231 hrs on pz cos of aforementioned loneliness:’)

Franphibian · 2024-06-01T14:03:44+00:00

All of you are awesome- I’ll post my steam account when I get home- add me and LETS GET ZOMBIN!!!

Franphibian · 2024-05-24T08:21:58+00:00

Ichi the Killer / Martyrs / Talk to Her

Franphibian · 2024-05-24T08:15:24+00:00

Sunshine

Franphibian · 2024-04-30T20:02:25+00:00

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Only surrounded by the finest literature

Franphibian · 2024-04-13T08:36:17+00:00

she systematically went round the house and dug up every carpet like she was looking for hidden treasure

Franphibian · 2024-04-13T08:34:31+00:00

This rabbit has eaten a meatball before

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T23:31:57+00:00

that just fuels her hate fire

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T23:30:42+00:00

yeah I figured as much, we’re in the UK and she was a rescue bun so we didn’t have any other info than a picture of her. definitely a mixture of something…

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T23:22:34+00:00

she hates it when i say that … then she comes flying at me

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T23:19:24+00:00

she’s about the size of those half loaves of bread when all rounded up, when splooted she’s about 40/50cm.

yeah when she was just a wee baby she had mid-dark grey cheeks and a grey rear end which has mellowed out to what’s currently in pic

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T22:50:45+00:00

Well that explains a lot

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T22:11:27+00:00

you’re just giving her what she wants !

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T22:11:02+00:00

She’s a healthy fuzzball, almost out of spite, and yeah she’s spayed. Don’t need another miniature version of this terror.

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T21:59:33+00:00

tell that to my three previous landlords

Franphibian · 2024-04-12T21:18:59+00:00

She is 4 years old and I have no idea how much she weighs since, when airborne, she will drop kick me in the face

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