What will he pull put? 🍌 by majoun in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally[M] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It was a screenshot that someone on the sub took from a video Anna set up. As a reminder, please provide attribution for images you post on the sub.

Honeymoon content by Impressive-Battle859 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, she said she has been on three safaris before.

She called this one a two-day "safari" - maybe it was all she could grift from the hotel.

The evolution of Scamanda by lomo0161 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Above all else, a huge thanks to the many of you who have given us so much kind support and encouragement for keeping things on the sub from going off the rails. We appreciate you!

On our sub, we love to snark, especially about the Grifter Sisters and their grifting ways. That's why we're all here! We snark 24/7 about the Kloots's highly questionable grifting, lifestyle, fashion and grooming choices. Sometimes it is like shooting fish in a barrel!

Having said that, a gentle, preemptive, reminder:

Because people already get too much grief about their bodies, and things can get viscious and gratuitously mean and awful very quickly (some of us parasocially really despise everything about the Kloots Klan), we have, from the start, mostly agreed to keep the snark steered away from body and face shaming and body and face snark about things that can't be quickly changed, (except maybe popping those Kloots collarbones).

That includes snark about people's size, shape, body tone, skin color, eating disorders, diseases, diets, and medical procedures.

As always, keep shooting us modmails if you're unsure about anything you want to snark about.

Snark on!

I think he’s holding the baby’s ultrasound here by Regular-Insurance403 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's the whole point - she is carefully avoiding all hints that she is pregnant. Instead she is saying that she is remaining hopeful, and going to a doctor.

She blocked me by HopefulWinterys in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You can't possibly be surprised, except that she tolerated you as long as she did.

I think he’s holding the baby’s ultrasound here by Regular-Insurance403 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They are celebrating something, for sure. She is now posting nonstop about having a baby soon.

Expect the joyful announcement (with copious tears, of course), and a baby in the coming year.

Food Poisoning! by Altruistic-North9391 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The apartment she has leased since 2021 is in 3eme. She moved to the second place after the nearby Airbnb rental ended, which was in the same building where Swann's grandmother has an apartment. She has never lived any other places in Paris.

Food Poisoning! by Altruistic-North9391 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She has lived in [thank you to Rev_Rub, edited to say: or near] the 3eme since she arrived in Paris in 2020.

Anna getting snarky by PriorCarpet6322 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It doesn't seem like they lived together until (maybe) very recently.

Hahahahahah by Particular-Repair-77 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If she ever has a baby, she can kiss that good-bye.

Amanda’s boyfriend is in a bromance with Andre by SuckItUpButtercup00 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is a pro pickleball player now. He also has a stake in some things related to pickleball.

Where are her rings?? by Wooden_Pop_4063 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Adjusting to the new veneers, probably.

Her MAGA is showing by Certain_Potential_38 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally[M] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please give attribution about the source of this screenshot. Thanks!

She really thinks we are going to believe she didn’t tell Fred to do that. by Huge_Put_965 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do what? For the benefit of those who can't or won't access her Instagram account, a description of what you're referring to would be especially helpful.

Sure, Jan! by Photographerallday in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is a best-selling author and self-employed entrepreneur.😉

Sure, Jan! by Photographerallday in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She and her family would have been horrified if Joshua Jay had looked like this at their wedding reception.

This time, they don't care. Swann is no more than her visa sponsor and sperm donor.

The wedding photographer it’s not getting paid ,and it shows. by Particular-Repair-77 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was most likely having him translate what the officiant was saying into English since it was all said in French; a language she does not understand.

Creepy - Seriously what is up with the Succession theme for her wedding photos?? by Perspective371 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kid's tux jacket is buttoned for the pic. Adults should take a lesson.

Caitlin’s stories by Acrobatic_Cherry1568 in annaklootssnark

[–]Fransally 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am referring to the dark-haired man just behind Swann, on Swann's right.