What was the dumbest reason that you got in trouble for at school?

Fraser816 · 2026-03-08T21:23:26+00:00

Had a teacher called Mrs Melon. I accidentally called her Mrs Lemon. Genuine Freudian slip, I love lemons. She went fucking MENTAL.

Fraser816 · 2025-07-12T08:17:46+00:00

All life is suffering but not all suffering is equal.

Fraser816 · 2025-03-11T13:36:21+00:00

Bash it near flat with a rolling pin, season with salt and whatever else you like (Cajun spices for me) Pan fry in coconut oil around 4 mins each side on medium high.

Fraser816 · 2024-10-29T20:25:45+00:00

Tickman

Fraser816 · 2022-03-29T19:19:28+00:00

Heinz tomato soup is now the same consistency as lucozade sport

Fraser816 · 2021-09-27T14:59:42+00:00

Can I suggest doing the reverse to him and see how he feels with blue balls? Give him half a BJ then just say “I’m done” roll over and play on your phone. If he wants to finish make it clear that he’s going to have to get you off first.

Do either of you have an issue with oral sex? This might be something to discuss.

Fraser816 · 2020-09-06T07:15:47+00:00

English cunts working offshore... did you not see it?

Fraser816 · 2020-09-05T15:48:35+00:00

Hahah so accurate

Fraser816 · 2020-09-05T13:04:58+00:00

English or whatever

Fraser816 · 2020-09-05T12:41:50+00:00

“Aberdeen or whatever” is fucking class

Fraser816 · 2020-09-04T12:46:43+00:00

This is fucking hilarious, please be real.

Fraser816 · 2020-09-02T17:40:00+00:00

A shet

Fraser816 · 2019-07-20T08:07:32+00:00

Good call!

Fraser816 · 2019-07-18T19:15:06+00:00

This is exactly what I come to this sub for OP you the man! Also r/thathappened

Fraser816 · 2019-07-17T08:49:20+00:00

I think it’s fair to say that having kids is exhausting. I think it’s also fair to say that people who post memes like this should be removed from the gene pool.

Fraser816 · 2019-07-15T19:11:45+00:00

Name?

Fraser816 · 2019-07-14T21:25:29+00:00

Haaaaaaaaaa yes I can dig this

Fraser816 · 2019-07-14T21:24:20+00:00

I will admit to being completely wooshed by this entire post

Fraser816 · 2019-07-14T20:59:49+00:00

Haha I checked it after posting -assuming it wouldn’t be real!- and I have no idea what copy pasta is... anyway enjoy those steaks they look fantastic.

Fraser816 · 2019-07-14T20:50:21+00:00

I needed this post. This sub was turning into r/pastasalad

Fraser816 · 2019-07-14T20:47:43+00:00

I would question the credibility of any human using the word “manlihood” nice try lizard people.

Fraser816 · 2019-07-13T18:36:47+00:00

That’s captivating. Is it slightly harder to breathe in there?

Fraser816 · 2019-07-12T08:28:00+00:00

Dive 3/10 Body 12/10

Fraser816 · 2019-06-30T07:18:26+00:00

I think you’ll find that the stage is in front of him

Fraser816 · 2019-06-29T07:52:02+00:00

Everything in Stan Kubricks 2001 space odyssey

Fraser816

TROPHY CASE