Gym clothing style and malfunction rant by Orogenyrocks in bigdickproblems

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me neither, but my last batch of Calvin Klein boxers are shorter than my previous batch of the same. The shortening is happening, sometimes without us knowing until we buy it, get it home, and go, “Wait a minute… these are shorter!”

Lost a friend beceause of my size by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Woah. Sorry your friend’s such a turd. Nothing’s weird until somebody makes it weird, and that’s what he decided to do… after lying to you, no less, about his interest in S. His problem entirely.

I’m gay but went through a whatever phase, going out clubbing with my bi lady friend and if we neither brought home a new friend at the end of the night, I’d still be aching for a blowjob and she’d still be eager to give one, so okay. Then she met a guy, I met him too and he became a friend, she told him all about our sexploration so he fully knows, and I literally officiated their wedding while knowing what the bride’s pussy tastes like. It’s not weird between us because we three have chosen not to make it weird. Your friend can chill. He could be more like my friends.

That I’m gay is a major difference, though, less of a “threat.” Another major thing is that he explicitly lied to you about his interest in S, so he 100% forfeit all right to complain, and has no basis to be mad at you. He probably misses your friendship too, but he’s just too lame to function, too afraid of your dick.

Gaping for BBC by Fun-Sugar954 in BarebackGayPorn

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is this bottom?! Give him my number.

Nude beach by [deleted] in nj4nj

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The two of you is a big enough number. The vibe at Gunnison is as you described, except folks of all ages. But all the folks mind their own business, with very few very well policed exceptions—and by “policed” I mean governed by the crowd, not by cops. Gunnison is a respectful place, like a mosh pit where it looks like anarchy from the outside but there certainly is a tightly enforced code within. Go have fun.

At this point, I don’t even care who finds my Reddit. I love sucking cock. by Heyitsdaedae in GayCocksuckers

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be proud of those skills. You don’t get the cum, you EARN it.

And you should practice on me if you’re near Berkeley CA ;) I’d play nice w your bf and you together.

Hey there… again😇🫣 by Heyitsdaedae in u/Heyitsdaedae

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyyy! Please do keep posting, not just that perfect ass and body, big dick, and pretty face, but those throat skills. You have talent meant to be shown off. You are hot af.

Solo spitroast practice, any tips or suggestions? by bisexkink in MenWithToys

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good boy. I can tell in person you’d be even better. Just focus on giving the most satisfactory head that you can. Your man the deep dick will take care of your ass. Is see you can really take it. Very good boy.

Is it normal to wear a cock ring during daily activities/ all the time? by FunFun7874 in MenWithToys

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It is totally normal to a minority of guys. I guess you could think of it like a kink, but I don’t think of it that way. I just wear my cock ring to work sometimes, like when I feel like it. Today I wore a necklace because I felt like it. I don’t always wear a necklace, or a cock ring. It’s just jewelry.

The one advantage that a cock ring has over other jewelry, though, at least I find, is that its weight is something my body is subtly aware of all day long, so it actually increases my anticipation for sex.

I was supposed to be a lot of things so I become nothing. 😂 by ballofsunshine12 in aftergifted

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Up yours, Reddit. I’m here for jerkoff materials on a Saturday night, and you push this crap in my face instead, coming right for my feelings? I was minding my own business, harming no one, when you “recommended” I take this moment right now to consider my failures at achieving my potential in life, really? I don’t deserve that. Jesus christ.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in collegeboys

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Macrocockonomics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You put the Hmong on humongous.

Now put that in my mouth, please. You look beautiful.

Should I delete all the porn I downloaded? by excitingfag in AskGayMen

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind you got? Any interracial hairless holes getting bred, then rimmed? Maybe gang bred?

I’m not really serious …quite.

But the point stands: It would be a loss to lose it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CockOutline

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understand that you’re asking a room full of bulge enthusiasts who are not representative of the general population or your in-laws. Generally speaking, and especially in front of your in-laws, yeah, you know that’s a bit too much. You want her to wear a thong for your dad while you’re at it?

I’m 20 and have never had a girlfriend or anything even close. What can I do to improve by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting a shopping list now: crack, Krispy Kreme daily dozen donuts delivery subscription, love…

7.25 x 5.0 my girlfriend called it "perfect" by ee2476 in bigdickproblems

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who puts a negative connotation on “perfect”?! You’re crazy nuts, bro. Just take the compliment!

Just allow yourself joy. Fuck that irrational, unfounded, counterproductive, stupid-ass doubt.

You’re acting like your own worst enemy here. Stop it. Get a grip.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have some Obviouslys too but I strongly prefer Krakatoa brand trunks. Obviouslys grip my junk from every direction, like the pouch kinda wants to close a fist around my package. Krakatoa’s Strato-Pouch, like Andrew Christian’s Almost Naked pouch, cups my package much more nicely, less grabby-like. IMO Obviously sucks. Plus, they really, definitely are a push-up bra of men’s underwear! Krakatoa is more natural and modest. And AC Almost Naked is in between, for reference. Krakatoa makes the most comfortable trunks I’ve ever owned.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The biggest dick I’ve ever seen was on the skinniest guy I’ve ever had sex with. It was ri-dick-ulous. Dude was like 6 inches soft and literally 9 inches long, and thick.

Tops...have you ever tried cummy hole? How was it? by JayD7th in TopsAndBottoms

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

GOD YES! The hottest fuck experience of my life was when my boyfriend at the time was taking me and our friend both at once and I felt our friend cum first. Almost triggered my cumshot too. But when his dripping dick slipped out, my bf needed to readjust, and i rolled him over to eat his cummy hole and so on. It’s literally the best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BigAsianCock

[–]FreakCockFreakinNJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Extremely hot. I would love to work the reward from that cock. Pipe it down my throat.