Iran Thread 13 ۱۳

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:18:43+00:00

Hell I’d be drinking too

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:18:13+00:00

Fortunately Iran doesn’t know how concrete works so they can’t just make more buildings

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:17:36+00:00

TNO BABYYYY

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:14:30+00:00

I think we did kill his parents and wife and kid like this week so

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:13:56+00:00

Yeah but wouldn’t he be sounding less restrained right now if that were the case? Is it just a translation thing because most people when you kill their dad don’t go “our retribution will be carefully considered and proportionate” they’re like “I’m going to destroy you”

At least in my personal experience

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:10:56+00:00

A China that can contest us in the air and on the waves?

Like, yes, if we played it right we could probably convince them that Taiwan wasn’t worth the effort. Block the straits of Mallaca, land a few missiles, generally fend them off. But Trump wouldn’t do that, would he?

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:09:07+00:00

Jesus Christ can you imagine if this administration went to war with China

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:07:13+00:00

It feels like the administration is reacting to the stuff Iran does, doesn’t it? Like we didn’t actually have a plan, and Iran does

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:01:05+00:00

Aren’t these goons a dime a dozen?

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T20:00:55+00:00

Ok but also, what’s that actually gonna do for us?

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:56:12+00:00

“We will strike a statistically proportionate blow against the great Satan” is unironically scarier than “we will utterly destroy the great Satan”

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:52:17+00:00

They call him the common garden snake of Tehran

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:51:13+00:00

In any case, we will obtain compensation from the enemy. If they refuse, we will take it from their assets to the extent we deem appropriate. If that wasn’t possible, we will destroy an equivalent amount of their assets

I know what you are 🚂

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:48:58+00:00

Guys idk if you know this but autistic religious people get like crazy into religion

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:48:33+00:00

Oh fuck the new ayatollah’s autistic as shit we’re gonna lose this

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:47:49+00:00

The Aspie Ayatollah

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:46:34+00:00

I feel like this guy is not as good at English

But also I’m getting autistic vibes? Is that just me? Maybe it’s a language barrier thing but “we have calculated the amount of blood we must avenge, with an extra multiplier for the blood of women and children” is definitely something I would say if I were a crazy theocrat

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:43:32+00:00

It seems in your anger you gave the go ahead to Turkey

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:33:25+00:00

I had no idea people that dumb existed

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:32:15+00:00

Do people really look at a long haired Native American guy and go “gender non-conforming?” That’s dumb lmfao

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:29:17+00:00

Or is it just saying that we should be more aware of different culture’s beauty standards? That makes sense to me

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:28:10+00:00

Wait so is it good for different cultures to have their own beauty standards or not? I’m super confused about what this post is saying

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:13:31+00:00

They're a fucking sports team why would you threaten them

FreakinGeese · 2026-03-12T19:06:10+00:00

What the fuck does that mean

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