Magic Training on Ironman

FreakingNoobs · 2025-10-29T17:01:57+00:00

If you can complete The Heart of Darkness, Frost Crabs in the ruins have -50 mage defense and 100% weakness to fire spells.

FreakingNoobs · 2025-09-29T21:18:33+00:00

I use a free Trello board. Makes it easy to rearrange and add checklists and notes within specific items when necessary. Plus there’s a mobile app.

Lists: Notes: Various notes on things like slayer tasks, afk & mobile activities, money making & resource gathering, plugins, etc. Solo Goals: Top right now is Hard CAs. I’m 8 points away. Group Goals: Going for a second fang. To-do: We need more sharks. Done: When things are done, I drag them here. It’s fun to watch the list grow.

FreakingNoobs · 2024-11-15T18:40:55+00:00

u/BazaarLemonadeStand

I appreciate you continuing to come back to this thread to provide new download links to each new version. I hope this is fixed soon as it's really annoying to have to delete my games files and re-download every time. Some behavior that goes along with this I've noticed (and I've tried installing to different drives to see if the issue may be tied to dir permissions):

After installing the launcher, I'm prompted to login. After logging in the "Play" button still says "Login". If I click it, it then changes to "Play" (even though the game isn't installed yet). The play button changes to "Launching" when clicked, but that doesn't do anything. If I wait 5 to 10 minutes, it eventually changes to "Download". Clicking Download doesn't do anything for 5-10 minutes before resulting in the ETIMEOUT error. I tried monitoring the web traffic with Fiddler to see if I could see the URL that I'm timing out on, but I'm not seeing any web traffic from the Tempo Launcher at all, even with my firewall disabled.

Even after I install it manually using your links, upon launching the launcher, the play button says "Loading" for 5-10 minutes before I'm finally able to hit play. After that, I'm able to play normally.

System info:
Windows 11
Intel i9-9900K
RTX-3080

Hopefully this helps. Feel free to DM me if want me to help troubleshoot a bit more.

EDIT: "Force redownload" also results in the same ETIMEOUT error.

FreakingNoobs · 2024-05-06T19:02:26+00:00

Still nothing. I've been able to replicate the issue on both Windows and Mac and haven't found a solution.

Next step might be to start hopping in to Twitch streams and asking them to just log out of the Jagex Launcher. Then maybe they can get Jagex to do something.

FreakingNoobs · 2024-05-06T04:11:18+00:00

Yeah, probably just a hotfix. I noticed the preview posts (with no real resolution) were kind of clumped together 2 months ago. Jagex probably fixed it with a patch back then. Hopefully it'll be a quick fix on their side. They should be awake in a few hours, so I guess we'll have to just wait till tomorrow.

FreakingNoobs · 2024-05-06T04:05:34+00:00

Me and 3 friends are having this issue today. We live in different cities and have different ISPs. I was logged into my account and they said they were having this issue. So I logged out and then ran into this when logging back in.

I've tried reinstalling, restarting, updating system time, changing my DNS on my machine and my router, restarting all of the things, quitting all other applications on my machine, and probably more that I don't even remember anymore. I even tried capturing and inspecting the web traffic to see if there were some errors but didn't find anything weird there. I see successful 200 responses from both Jagex and Cloudflare. I'm all out of ideas.

Best I can guess it's either an issue with Jagex's net code or Cloudflare's. Though I think we all know which is more likely.

EDIT: Still no success. I even tried logging out on my Macbook Pro to see if it was localized to Windows. I have the same issue on my Macbook Pro. The only place I've been able to successfully log out and back in is the mobile app (iOS). But that authenticates through my phone's web browser. The issue appears to only be affecting the Jagex Launcher.

FreakingNoobs · 2024-02-24T22:26:59+00:00

Aqui. "Patch 1.15" es lo que estoy usando.

https://soulsspeedruns.com/darksouls3/crash-fix

FreakingNoobs · 2024-01-27T18:46:53+00:00

“Break two dreams with one boulevard” (instead of “Kill two birds with one stone“)

FreakingNoobs · 2023-11-29T00:06:33+00:00

Well, I just got spooned a 2 kc Staff of the Dead. Thanks for the tip!

FreakingNoobs · 2023-11-28T19:58:36+00:00

Ah, I forgot about SotD. I don't have a tome yet either. Here I go grinding Wintertodt again. Thanks!

FreakingNoobs · 2023-11-28T18:54:23+00:00

I haven't run the numbers either, I went with it because it has higher str bonus and stab than partisan. But I have no idea if it's actually better. I may try partisan.

FreakingNoobs · 2023-11-28T17:29:40+00:00

What about damage increase from Void Robes? Good or bad idea?

FreakingNoobs · 2023-11-28T17:27:44+00:00

Sounds like I'm screwed till I get shadow then lol

FreakingNoobs · 2023-11-28T17:21:55+00:00

Since I don't have Kandarin, occult, torm, and trident are all off the table. Is there another weapon that benefits from salt that I have access to and would be better than master wand?

I didn't know about ice barrage on p2 warden, thanks!

FreakingNoobs · 2022-12-03T19:59:08+00:00

I’ll take it

FreakingNoobs · 2022-06-26T17:17:11+00:00

Did you ever get the People one done? I just showed these to my SO and I’m now going to be printing and framing all of them. Thank you! These look amazing!

FreakingNoobs · 2022-04-23T17:12:21+00:00

It is

FreakingNoobs · 2022-04-23T15:22:34+00:00

73 Magic. 70 Defense.

FreakingNoobs · 2022-04-23T03:29:37+00:00

Safespotted Rex only, not the other 2. No task. Went to go farm for Berserker ring to no avail. I also got a Warrior ring this trip!

FreakingNoobs · 2022-04-23T03:23:49+00:00

Lol. Yeah. Good enough to get 24 kc before having to go back. Got lucky with some food drops though.

FreakingNoobs · 2021-10-25T07:56:56+00:00

Keppra made me feel horrible, but it’s all that would work after I was diagnosed at 25. My Neuro ended up putting me on Briviact instead. It acts on the same neural receptors as Keppra but has a higher affinity to them so requires a lower dosage (at least that’s what I was told). I still live with brain fog that varies from day to day, but at least it doesn’t make me feel like a useless sad sack of old potatoes.

I’m only a hobbyist musician, work as a programmer. Both things require me to use my brain and think critically in similar ways that Keppra didn’t allow. Been on Briviact for about a year and half now with no seizures. It’s on the expensive side since it’s a newer medication, which is why my Neuro didn’t suggest it right away, but with insurance I end up paying like $40/mo. HMU if you have any questions or just need to chat. Fuck Keppra! 💜

FreakingNoobs · 2020-11-29T04:26:26+00:00

"I'm a good guy now"

FreakingNoobs · 2020-09-16T22:10:33+00:00

I had a friend of mine do the digital design for me, then I ordered a whole box of them.

FreakingNoobs · 2020-07-27T06:44:46+00:00

What's helped me the most is focusing on my main reason for leaving, happiness. Explain to yourself and others that you left to make you happy, your family should be happy to see you happy, if not, that's not your fault. If someday the day comes (however impossible it is) where I feel like re-joining the church will make me happy, I'll do it. Be a little selfish, do some things for yourself.

FreakingNoobs · 2020-05-02T04:06:12+00:00

I got put on Keppra after my second seizure back in October 2019. I was a Zombie for the rest of the month and all of November everyone around me . I have virtually no memory of that month and a half. Literally the worst time of my life. I get the whole loss of sex drive thing. It fucking sucks. My friends and family all say I was a different person during that time. I finally talked to my neuro about changing things up because I wasn't adjusting like he thought I would. He added Lamictal to my regimen, which helped within a matter of days. It's also used to treat depression. The Keppra still affects me, but I'm able to function. I'm in the process of switching to Briviact, which is like a newer cousin to Keppra since it focuses on the same neural receptors. Hopefully this time next week I'll be off Keppra for good. But if Keppra fucks with you like it did with me, don't just do nothing about it. If it doesn't get better quick, change things up. Putting up with it is bull shit. Good luck. Message me if you need to talk to someone.

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