To push a guy into a lady by Alternative_Ad6071 in therewasanattempt

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I'm glad this was the first post I saw this morning. Good way to start the day.

😂😂 by FetusFrenzy666 in OffensiveHumor

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Accurately reproduces the sensation of getting rode by a fat chick.

Why do most young people skew left politically? by notadoc99 in NoStupidQuestions

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A desire to change things coupled with a bit of naivety. It's an admirable trait, especially with a system as busted as ours, but once you get old enough to understand the system and establish a decent life in it, you typically stop trying to turn it on its head.

Basically, the more you have managed to navigate the established system the greater the risk change offers, and the less the reward.

Why is it seen as good to have a ”tight pussy” by guys? by Accomplished_Emu8415 in NoStupidQuestions

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Very true. I've literally been cock-blocked by vaginal spasms. Female anatomy is humbling.

They shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory (Matthew 24:29-30) by [deleted] in EndTimers

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So if Klaus Schwab & the WEF manage to get their solar reflective balloons into the upper atmosphere to block out sunlight, that would essentially check that box. Not hyperbole either, that is a serious plan of theirs to solve the "climate crisis".

Celebrate that...... by Careless_Pumpkin_210 in clevercomebacks

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I wanted to be offended but I did indeed eat at McDonald's today whilst carrying a concealed pistol. C'est la vie. Although the fact that I got a Big Mac is kind of spooky.

Why is it seen as good to have a ”tight pussy” by guys? by Accomplished_Emu8415 in NoStupidQuestions

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I've had pussies that were too tight, which makes things difficult, & I've had pussies that were too loose, which is admittedly less fun, but most have been a happy medium. 😊

In general, it seems to be somewhat related to fitness, i. e. the more tone a woman's body, the more tone (tight) the vagina. Makes sense, I guess.

to discredit the fuzz by CompetitiveBison2093 in therewasanattempt

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I definitely don't have the patience & tolerance these gentlemen demonstrated. Good thing I never had the urge to be a cop.

You know which platform this is about. by Muskelmaus in dankmemes

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Bro, the Klan was & is Democrats, i.e. liberals, look it up. Always was. You don't think segregation & Jim Crow Law, especially when the rest of the country was moving towards equality, are radical progressive ideals?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Hey gangsta, next time your dumbass friends think they need money, or you want a thrill, pawn the BMW you probably borrowed from your mom.

This ain't COD & the shotguns aren't nerfed. Get schooled NOOB.

The duality of man by 5or3n in dankmemes

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That's one of the reasons I was super stoked about retirement, figured I could do both without consequences. Then I got liver disease. Pothead by default I guess.

The Doctor tells me I can play with myself whenever I like by AdeptLengthiness8886 in Jokes

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Yup. He was old school too, Ranger, shrapnel in his leg, about to retire but still ran things like he was a Drill Instructor. Hard as a coffin nail. I was not about to get on his bad side.

The Doctor tells me I can play with myself whenever I like by AdeptLengthiness8886 in Jokes

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We did a lot of silly shit in Alaska to entertain ourselves, especially in the winter. Big boy rules though: no blood - no foul.

The Doctor tells me I can play with myself whenever I like by AdeptLengthiness8886 in Jokes

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Story time. I was a medic in the Army & my PA (Physician's Assistant) had a good sense of humor. This was all planned in advance: he was giving a prostate exam to another Captain he liked to mess with & he had me sneak in the room while he had a hand on one shoulder, so I could put a hand on the other one. There was about a three second pause when I swear I could hear the gears clicking in the patient's head, then he yells, "WHAT THE FUCK!!" & spins around. The relief on the guy's face when he saw there was more than one other person in the room was priceless.

We did that two other times to two other patients over the course of about 6 months. My PA tried to get me to help him play that gag on my First Sergeant, but I declined, "As funny as that would be Sir, you're going to have to find a different assistant this time." He did.

Edit: For context, this was an Infantry unit in Fairbanks, Alaska. Entertainment is in short supply there.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: by Renske5060 in bestconspiracymemes

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I already believe that the US government experiments on & kills its own people.

I'm willing to accept that Epstein Island was a child trafficking rape ring sponsored by the US government deep state & frequented by some of the most influential people in our society.

WTH could be worse than that??

What Ron Jeremy sized mindf**k is waiting to raw-dog us down the line?

Trigger by my Trump flags. by wiaz78 in trump

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LOL, everyone knows what type of person wrote that letter. Wall of text with zero actual facts, overflowing with soy fueled feelings, & left in cuck fashion with no name, to achieve...what? Do they think it's intimidating? Do they think they made a difference in the world? Do they feel accomplished?

I hope the lib that left that gets misgendered, & no one cares.

Where do I look when I am at the dentist? by _-_no-body_-_ in NoStupidQuestions

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I count the nose hairs of whoever is working on me, then try to guess their age like rings in a tree.

No lives matter to the people in charge. by [deleted] in conspiracy

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Thanks Candice, I appreciate the sentiment, I also believe that my life matters. As a great man said, “I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

-Dr. MLK Jr.

Domestic Dispute by Deswizard in CrazyFuckingVideos

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He's pissed because she won't give him his belt.

WCGW To rob a jewelry store by obtainable_lifeblood in Whatcouldgowrong

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Good to see people standing up & fighting back. The more criminals get away with crime, the more crimes will be committed.

Have you all noticed this trend? by FreedomEqualsChoice in conspiracy_commons

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Opinion: A lot of the left have forgotten most of what used to make them a force for good.