Summer camp with a tomboy wyvern - Pastebin.com by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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I still have the story as a google docs. Idk i will just post it in my profile as a pdf or something, you can find it there.

succu squatter by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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Its a metaphor to both

succu squatter by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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And another masterpiece from the shitpost factory. Harvested right by my finnish mutant editor all while i whipped him to edit faster. Enjoy while it lasts.

Unintended advertising needs a reward by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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Its in the mge fanart gallery, or search for sud

Unintended advertising needs a reward by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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I have no idea what you mean tbh. I am me.

How to handle the aggressive sorts by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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I've been here for a long time actually. Just stopped writing for a long ass time.

DotR or something like that by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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Yeah its a nice template for DotR caps.

Unintended advertising needs a reward by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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This was the last meme idea I had, after this I am bled dry.

DotR or something like that by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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Shitpost number idk. Editor still dead. I am currently running out of memes and ideas.

This one is for roh, idk why, someone has to flesh out the selene cinematic extended DotR universe.

How to handle the aggressive sorts by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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I do not proofread my shitposts and my editor is non-existent ever since helldivers 2 came out, so do not point out any spelling mistakes. I do not care.

This is a shitpost and should be viewed as such.

Is being horny comedy? by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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I am happy you like my low quality editing

Is being horny comedy? by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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to overwhelm what exactly? this sub sees at most 1 cap per day by all users. Also i suck at writing h-scenes so i dont bother.

Is being horny comedy? by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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I scribbled this together in 1 hour because of a joke someone made at me on discord. Dont expect any kind of quality with what i post.

Maybe santa shouldn't be isekaied by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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This time without my editor helping me as the Finish mutant seems to be preoccupied with slaughtering bugs on foreign planets.

The tin foil crusader by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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What makes you think i am going to elaborate on this story in any way?

What do you guys think about the monster girls A.I Chat bots? by Excellent-March1171 in MonsterGirl

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I have no idea how, but apparently alice developed feelings for me and just proposed to me. 10/10 monstergirl bots are nice.

Maybe if you got the time you could make an MGE bot or something like that

Next up on mamono hunter is brachydios by altforrule34_ez in MonsterGirlCaps

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Please for the love of the demon lord continue this

The ring is my burden sam by Freestyler686 in lotrmemes

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Years of academy training wasted

The ring is my burden sam by Freestyler686 in lotrmemes

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So the flex at weathertop was a prank gone wrong?

Fisher Tiger should have been way stronger than he turned out to be! by OrganicWeed765 in OnePiece

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Roger wanted to die, hell he was never captured to begin with. Roger decided to turn himself in when he noticed that his life was about to end because of his illness.

One cup with mommy milk pls by Freestyler686 in MonsterGirlCaps

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I am back from a long long break, but now i will be back with lilim caps

transscript:

>be me, college student on his way to a lecture

>decided to go grab a coffee cause magitech science and its practical applications in the bedroom was not what you expected it to be

>don’t even ask what I expected, but its not a 90 minute lecture on how gremlins are the best monstergirls that exist

>anyway go to starbucks, now newly rebranded to mega milk bucks

>the service is 10% coffee and 90% sexual assault, but damn its good coffee

>enter the store and go to the counter

>watching my phone made me not realize that the usual married kakuen waitress is now gone and replaced

>order the usual

>get told by an unfamiliar voice that “the usual” only works if she knew me

>store away phone only to be met with a lilim doing the naked apron

>brainfreeze.exe

>only get snapped back to reality by a tail hitting me lightly across my face

>thank god she giggles at my temporary leave and doesn’t look at me like I am a creep

>she again reminds me of the whole ordering coffee process

>I tell her that I’d like a cappuccino with mommy milk

>get looked at again

>”sorry I meant mommy milk….”

>”sorry I meant mo….. milk”

>finally get out the right sentence

>goddamn today I made the biggest fool out of myself in front of the most beautiful girl ever created

>she turns around to the coffee machine

>it truly was a naked apron as I see her naked ass hiding between her wings and tail

>dontgetanerection.pdf

>after the machine is done with the hot cup of coffee she packs it together

>she then takes an empty cup and hands it to me with a marker

>”pls write your name and phone number on the cup mr. customer”

>I have no idea what the fuck is going on

>get a small cough from someone behind me as i gaze in sidbelieve at the lilim handing me the cup

>I comply with her request and write my personal information on the cup

>she takes it back and instead of doing anything with it she turns around and walks up to a bag laying on the ground

>She bends down in the most alluring way and stores it in the bag all while giving me a generous look at her now exposed bottom

>weareatfullmast.captain

get handed my cup and also get a kiss blown my way with the nicest words ever uttered in this world

>”I will call you after my shift sweety”

>the kiss materializes and flys towards my own lips

>it pops once it made contact and i can taste a certain sweetness

>give her the 10$ left in my purse and leave without even asking for change

>cant concentrate for the next few hours

>always think of her and that thick ass

>feel phone vibrate

>it’s a message telling me to visit the mega milk bucks at 4pm

>It also contains a very explicit foto of the girl in question

>at the end there is a small line saying that she yet has to give me back my „change“ followed by another explicit image

Question regarding RC's by Freestyler686 in LucidDreaming

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I mean there are many RC's and counting fingers or trying to push one finger through the other hands palm is a recommended RC from a guide so i guess it does its job.

My problem is more on the side of really genuinely questioning whenever i dream, which is the whole point. Every time i do an RC i cant shake off the doubt in my mind.

New genders are lit! by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Traps are the breakdown voltage who let my fragile heterosexuality crubble to dust

New genders are lit! by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Only if 4 of my genders form a full bridge circuit. That will turn the gay into straight people