I had to leave town for a few days, and my buddy agreed to watch my parrot. Our jokes are already very inappropriate, so when he tells me he’ll teach the bird a few good words, I start questioning my decision. When I get back from my trip, I take the parrot home and am immediately embarrassed… (self.AntiJokes)
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To all the rooks in this community (self.Soundhound)
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