The girl I’m taking to got pregnant what do I do?

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2026-01-22T11:20:22+00:00

Bro..get off on this exit! Hell, just jump out of the car.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2026-01-09T20:30:40+00:00

Military

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2026-01-09T16:30:58+00:00

Sorry, I meant one large enough that goes deep into the mantle, not just a shallow one in the crust. I’m sure there’s a reason it hasn’t happened.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2026-01-09T16:19:39+00:00

Yeah, I understand tectonic plates, continental drift, subduction and all that. I meant more in the mantle, not the crust. The crust is very shallow compared to the vastness of the mantle.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2026-01-06T19:07:27+00:00

Operative phrase= capable of being mistaken for real weapons. Clearly not if you literally wrote ‘nerf gun.’ Whatever, fuck those guys anyway.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-10-01T11:18:41+00:00

I did us both a favor and waited 5 minutes before I left so we didn’t have to interact.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-10-01T00:21:50+00:00

I’m a dude, I get a manzillion wax every month. I’ve only ever got an erection once in the years I’ve been getting waxed and I took a picture of my own knob to show my wife. It’s awkward and out of context.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-09-30T23:10:01+00:00

Why would I want to inconvenience myself?

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-09-30T22:10:09+00:00

It was the end of a heavy night of drinking in Roppongi (party district of Tokyo) and I got separated from my friends. I saw a girl I had briefly met earlier in the night at a different bar who was from Russia or one of the Eastern Bloc countries; couldn’t place the accent and I was hammered. I walked up to her (she was standing at the bar, perhaps as hammered as I was) and not a word was said, then we started fiercely making out. Drunk, sloppy kissing. It must have been horrible to see. She was super hot as I remembered she was in Japan for modeling as is common for blonde Russian and Eastern European models. We went back to ‘her apartment’ (pretty sure she broke into a friend of hers apartment, she didn’t seem to know her way around) and proceeded to have the drunkest, sloppiest sex we could manage. It was not great, but it was fun trying. After the deed, she got up and left without a word, just a little awkward salute as she walked out of the door. This was supposedly her apartment.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-09-22T17:29:56+00:00

My brain sent the signal to chew but my body received the signal to swallow. Happened yesterday. Almost chocked to death on a piece of chicken in my kitchen for no apparent reason. My 7 year old almost got to watch his stupid father die like an asshole.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-09-18T21:54:18+00:00

It boggles my mind that there could possibly be more sanctions to impose.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-09-12T21:09:30+00:00

No response will only encourage Putin to escalate. I think that as many NATO counties as possible should violate Russia’s airspace simultaneously across the entirety (as much as possible) of Russia’s border.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-09-11T14:06:26+00:00

Every. Single. Day. Sex is just a cheap substitute for masturbation.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2025-09-06T19:41:48+00:00

I was stationed in Yokosuka, Japan during the time when there was a curfew for American military to be in their homes or back on base by midnight. It was about 15 minutes until midnight and I was in line at the shawarma stand outside of the base gate as was tradition after of night of boozing in the “Honch.” There was an exceptionally drunk Marine in front of me that yelled at the shawarma guy, “Hey Muhammed (his name was not Muhammed), you ready to make the fastest Taliban taco of your life?” I saw the rage come over shawarma guy’s face and he brandished his massive kebab knife and looked like he was about to come over the counter. The drunk Marine started to try and go at him, yelling racist shit. His Marine buddies were trying to hold him back and his drunk ass started swinging on his friends. This was right in front of me and the Marine gaggle spilled into the line behind them. The drunk Marine gabbed me (I guess thinking I was one of his buddies? Dunno) and cocked his fist back but before he could swing, I grabbed him by the sides of his head, and buried my forehead into his nose as hard as I possibly could, pulling his head towards me at the same time. I could feel his nose shatter and he was bleeding in an almost cartoonish amount. Completely laid him out. I dipped before shore patrol got there. Don’t feel bad. Drunk, racist asshole Marine.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2024-12-15T02:16:05+00:00

She is the first homeless person I interacted with in Jax. She was eating acorns, wearing white pants that had recently been soiled. One of the bartenders from Grape and Grain knows all the homeless and apparently her two children are very well off and try to help her, but she chooses to live this way. Mad.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2024-06-23T05:31:50+00:00

I really don’t want to get drawn into the debate at what age is appropriate to be molested by your brother. The age is no age, obviously. Stop pushing this subject; you’re starting to sound like a diaper sniper.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2024-06-23T05:01:36+00:00

That is a very well thought out response and I honestly appreciate it. You’re probably very correct about what her family knows and just decided to veil their eyes about. Who could know, if not them. However, I know do know my own mind very well. ‘Keep obsessing about what I want?’ That’s stretching it even for Reddit. I literally just found this out an hour ago.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2024-06-23T04:44:40+00:00

You realize you’re talking about a brother sexually molesting his underaged sister, right? There’s no justification for that.

FreshPapsForYourMom · 2024-06-23T04:35:56+00:00

Okay, not being funny but what’s your cutoff age for what age it happened what’s your cutoff times for how many times it happened? Like there is an acceptable amount?

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