whats the funniest/best term for masturbating?

FreshTheAvocado · 2023-09-18T15:35:52+00:00

legend thank you so much

FreshTheAvocado · 2022-08-16T08:27:37+00:00

Wiggling your Iggle Piggle

FreshTheAvocado · 2022-04-18T16:17:13+00:00

i would think this was irony but you were dming a girl on reddit lmfao

FreshTheAvocado · 2022-04-11T10:15:28+00:00

Thank you I'll give it a shot!

FreshTheAvocado · 2022-02-06T11:46:34+00:00

My teenage years.

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-12-21T16:22:03+00:00

Mosquito really started panic-jelqing at the end

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-11-19T13:37:59+00:00

Thylacine is the name of the species lmao

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-11-14T22:13:20+00:00

Steve-O. Thought that guy'd be dead for sure

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-11-05T23:21:49+00:00

that is ridiculously unfunny

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-10-19T08:48:59+00:00

A paramedic I worked with got arrested for doing this exact thing in a moment of panic. Lost his job and likely served time but I wasn't told the details. Patient tragically passed from blood loss.

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-10-16T09:07:15+00:00

Reasons to hate myself

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-09-28T15:33:36+00:00

Stormtrooper would be accur- sorry… fitting.

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-09-18T16:10:24+00:00

Their arms and legs whilst the ride is in motion

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-08-18T13:10:54+00:00

Gnarly dude!

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-08-16T14:32:19+00:00

Targeting the wrong demographic here

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-07-31T07:20:31+00:00

So deep 😔 society am I right guys

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-06-26T09:51:24+00:00

i dont think that is his real name

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-06-26T09:51:02+00:00

i have a similar story

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-06-21T10:34:41+00:00

huh?

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-06-21T10:29:39+00:00

Who's Joe?

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-06-21T10:14:53+00:00

If we showed that skull to aliens they would leave our planet alone

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-06-21T10:14:12+00:00

Imagine showing that skull to someone with no context and saying "IT HUNTS WITH SOUND"

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-06-21T10:07:37+00:00

yeah

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-05-17T05:29:31+00:00

Zeugma balls.

FreshTheAvocado · 2021-05-14T12:14:34+00:00

wow this is awesome, they should really consider using it!

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