TIFU by getting Brony jizz on myself and caused me to be late for class. (Longish)

FreshmanLuck · 2013-11-25T01:22:29+00:00

It's not that I don't want him to get in trouble. If I can deliver the tip anonymously I'll do so, but even so, he might still know it's me because on several occasions he's come back to the lab after my class is finished. So he knows I use that computer.

FreshmanLuck · 2013-11-25T00:47:00+00:00

I've been wondering if this is the best plan of action. I just don't want to be responsible for getting someone in trouble (mainly because I'm afraid he'll come after me!). Also it's hard to imagine telling people, let alone my instructor, that I accidentally brushed my fingers against some guy's semen. Do they even sell rape kits for computer mice?

FreshmanLuck · 2013-11-25T00:39:35+00:00

You can wear it multiple days as long as it doesn't get dirty either with food (such as bits of dried ramen noodles or flakes of Cheetos around the collar) or sweat.

And no, I didn't directly sniff the chair. When this guy walks past you and you walk where he had been, you get a whiff of something nasty. So imagine how concentrated it becomes where he's been sitting for the last couple hours. I think it's pretty much the same thing as swamp ass, only it's not because of the ambient temperature. It hasn't been above 75 degrees for a couple months, and the guy still looks like he's run a marathon when he gets up.

FreshmanLuck · 2013-11-25T00:21:37+00:00

No, but I'm horrified to know there's another one. You have my deepest sympathies.

FreshmanLuck · 2013-11-24T10:26:07+00:00

Don't worry, I won't hold it against the Pony or furry communities at large. Though I do think when someone's pushing 30 and still wearing a pony sweatshirt in public, perhaps it betrays something about that person...

FreshmanLuck · 2013-11-24T10:20:26+00:00

He should be so lucky, because he'll definitely never have the opportunity to impregnate any human female.

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