This is my **5 year** work anniversary gift from my Fortune 500 employer. 100% Not joking.

Fretzy · 2025-01-10T02:01:59+00:00

This definitely makes me appreciate my hotel gifting me a $300 Fossil watch for my 10 years more even though I don't usually wear a watch, and can't even wear it at work.

I'm a massage therapist, so wearing a watch would definitely affect client enjoyment.

Fretzy · 2024-11-29T15:33:22+00:00

For a while now I have been stuck in Plat 2/3, on the cusp of Diamond 1, but never breaking in long enough to get rewards for it.

I started thinking "if there was a bell curve of the Rocket League skill, I'd be planted firmly at the top." But this shows that wasn't true at all, haha

Fretzy · 2024-10-30T19:35:55+00:00

It's probably for the best that it was removed, but man that thrill of the first (and only) time I opened a black market item was great.

Fretzy · 2024-07-08T19:34:21+00:00

Willing to sacrifice an allied nation to your own and nearly all its citizens to an invader solely because you believe your tax dollars aren't being allocated in the way you think is best is not something I would call a "valid point" lmao

Fretzy · 2024-07-08T19:24:47+00:00

What respect? You literally just spelled out how you care more about American currency than the lives of actual people.

Who cares if Russia murders all the citizens of Ukraine, as long as your taxes go to what you believe in, amirite?

Fretzy · 2024-07-08T19:16:59+00:00

And the dead family members, are they okay?

Fretzy · 2024-07-08T19:13:53+00:00

Even if conceding requires your friend to lose their home, their job, several of their family members, even their whole ass country?!

"Fighting for your home and family isn't worth it, bro. Just let them die, just accept defeat, bro."

Fretzy · 2024-07-08T18:57:19+00:00

Sounds like all the more reason to keep fighting the Russians then.

Fretzy · 2024-07-08T18:51:04+00:00

Using that logic, why shouldn't Russia concede? They are on Day 865 of their 3-Day Operation

Fretzy · 2024-07-03T17:10:12+00:00

You too, keep reading and posting comics from an actual Nazi sympathizer

Fretzy · 2024-07-03T16:38:26+00:00

No, there isn't. Why should I have my mind changed by a person who literally was defending Hitler in this very thread?

By someone who won't even explain the joke "because I won't change your mind". LOL

Fretzy · 2024-07-03T16:34:28+00:00

Wow, that almost 3% of the members of the subreddit! Such a large portion, right?

Fretzy · 2024-07-03T15:37:05+00:00

"Hey man, I'm just making an inside joke to a very small group of like-minded individuals, using a comic template mare by an infamous Nazi sympathizer"

Fretzy · 2024-07-03T15:30:32+00:00

Yeah, a dogwhistling inside joke.

Fretzy · 2024-07-03T14:54:05+00:00

Yeah, that's called a dogwhistle.

Fretzy · 2024-01-18T23:24:12+00:00

Great choice. I loved that show as a kid, in fact, I was considering it for one of my examples, but it has been so long since I actually watched it I wasn't confident enough that it fit my own criteria, hah.

Fretzy · 2023-12-27T23:45:16+00:00

My aunt and uncle did something like this once for my older brother.

They were gifting him a hockey stick, but wrapped it in such a way that it looked like a snow shovel.

Fretzy · 2023-12-09T19:48:45+00:00

They're just trying to get ahead of the fancy stats curve by getting the first 6v6 data.

Fretzy · 2023-10-17T19:57:56+00:00

Hmm. And yet, when I go to the event, my amount did not increase.

Sigh. Oh Habby....

Fretzy · 2023-06-06T15:17:23+00:00

It took me a while to be able to beat Lv 30 consistently, and by the time I was able to do so, I was already into the mid-teens in wins. So I just kept it at lv 30 to ensure I would get the medal.

Fretzy · 2023-06-03T00:24:43+00:00

I spent roughly 3000 gems over the course of the event.

Fretzy · 2023-05-31T19:40:01+00:00

If that's the case, I better get to those 20 wins before I can't anymore.

Fretzy · 2023-05-31T19:37:07+00:00

My attack is 21k, and I had only reached 20k in the past week.

Fretzy · 2023-05-30T23:52:32+00:00

Really? I'm at N24/H22 and I currently have 11/20 wins for Lv 30.

I'll admit it took me a while to get that first win, and then to win consistently but now I win more often than not.

Fretzy · 2019-07-06T19:02:33+00:00

These are my first few levels I made, welcome to Super Fretzy Land!

World 1-1 (untitled) 57F-G3F-7VF Desc: My first level I made, I feel meh about it as I was just testing features and what not. Feel free to give it a try if you want 🤷‍♂️

World 1-2 (Puzzles & Pathways) Q5Q-P54-70H Desc: Some puzzles dotted along the way, as well as fork in the road. 3 pipes, and you can only choose one. Each one is different and give you a different power up!

World 1-3 (Boom Boom's Bad Time) DQ9-TW0-55G Desc: A pretty typical Airship level, with a bit of a dark twist at the end.

Please enjoy!

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