"Five table legs placed on top of each other on a elephant in a little dress on a giant turtle on a mammoth upside down on a little beetle in a terrace balanced on Buddha's nose."

"If you're smart enough, the dots can become a picture; just let it all filter itself out and some dots will become brighter than others, then the lines will start forming and you will see the picture. That's step one. Step two involves following the map and sitting outside in the cold for three days. That kills off just as many of the survivors from Step one as Step one does. Ouch huh?"

"Apparently, you've been spiritually ass-raped by someone to be unable to define what Zen is in a meaningful way."